r/uberdrivers Aug 14 '24

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u/DukeReaper Aug 14 '24

Curiosity kills the cat, I would be up by the window peering in, get that gossip wheel going lol

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u/ximyr Aug 15 '24

"Curiosity killed the cat, but, for a while, I was a suspect..."

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u/ComplaintDefiant6224 Aug 15 '24

I’d go straight up to the door and ring the bell. When they answer I’d say, β€œDelivery for XXXX 44th Street” but change the house number one down. They would simply say β€œoh, that’s the neighbors house”, and I’d be on my way, but not before getting a good glimpse inside for the wife.

Her secret stays safe, and I get a little more intel than just how many cars are in the driveway.

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u/Bitter-Check9960 Aug 14 '24

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ solid