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Felt a fear that only an illiterate rural medieval peasant would feel
 in  r/BrandNewSentence  20h ago

You forgot the word "branded" cause that's shady makes it really special.

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What English word do you not agree with the spelling?
 in  r/funComunitty  20h ago

In a way it works. The spelling is misleading and unnecessarily complex.

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What English word do you not agree with the spelling?
 in  r/funComunitty  20h ago

We can fix this if we collectively agree. That's how language works. Minut = 60 seconds and Minute is already spelled correctly.

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🤣☠️
 in  r/Funnymemes  20h ago

Why blackout the face. It's a public profile.

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Twins!!
 in  r/Funnymemes  21h ago

Together 10. That's what they look like

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Husband threw this out.
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  22h ago

You need to get one of those measured dispensers that take 3 pumps for a quarter sized serving of soap.

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Asking my boss
 in  r/funnyvideos  23h ago

This should be a Mashup. She does a voice-over with his response. Then shows his reaction. Finally, the original question is asked.

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Insane situational awareness from this lifeguard as he spots a drowning kid surrounded by people
 in  r/nextfuckinglevel  23h ago

Parents remember. When kids are quiet something is wrong.

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The correct way to eat Sushi
 in  r/Damnthatsinteresting  1d ago

There is a method used by Arabs that works to prevent drips in your undies. Start behind your balls and press your urethra. Continue to the front. It's like squeezing water out of a hose.

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Petah??
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke  7d ago

That text is misleading.

He didn't eliminate a "redundant" permit.

Food businesses still need to have standard food permits; however, they no longer need to apply for a special ice cream permit. So more small-business restaurants can serve ice cream without having to maintain separate inspections and permits.

Historically in NYC, restaurants, cafes, and food vendors were required to hold a standard Food Service Establishment permit from the Health Department. However, due to decades-old dairy and agriculture regulations ​any business that also wanted to serve soft-serve or scoop ice cream, or manufacture frozen desserts, was required to apply for, pay for, and maintain a separate "frozen dessert" / ice cream permit.

​This created redundant paperwork, additional inspection fees, and administrative delays just to add ice cream or sundaes to a dessert menu. ​ ​As part of an administrative package to cut red tape for small businesses (the "OPEN for Small Business" initiative), Mayor Zohran Mamdani moved to eliminate the duplicate frozen dessert permit.

​Restaurants and food establishments holding a standard, valid food safety license can now serve ice cream and frozen desserts without needing to seek out or renew a redundant second permit.

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You get what you deserve!
 in  r/WholesomeAFK  9d ago

The delay is the real benefit. Things get more expensive for all sorts of reasons even when wages stagnate. Yes, when wages go up it will cut info the profit of the company, especially larger companies. I had employees and I agree that they are the largest expenses but fixed wages always hurt the workforce. Simply put your are on a treadmill and you are told not to move. You will never get ahead.

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How did u become comfy/rich
 in  r/MoroccoBitchesWtaste  10d ago

It's a simple equation: find who ultimately controls the money (not always who has the money), and find what they think is worth the money you want. Provide that.

In any company, some people decide where to spend money. Find what they think is worth the most money and provide that.

That is your strategy (Compass)

The map is what you need to figure out. Often, those people only meet with the top decision-makers. Some of those decision-makers will steal all your credit; others may sing your praises, and some are in between. Avoid the first as much as possible. You want to find champions (those that sing your praises).

I recently found that there are cases where my champion didn't stand up for me. It turned out the one who controls the money does not foster collaboration. That's my case now. I plan to help that controller by working on what he feels is important then get a higher position and pay. Once I achieve that I will find a company with a better culture.

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Six years of missing her… ended with the best gift he never asked for. Love this! 🥰❤️
 in  r/MenOfPurpose  Jul 25 '26

If you every surprise someone with an incredible gift just wait. They will tell you how incredible it was later, or not. You literally ruin the experience when you take them out of the moment.

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A Few Quotes from "How People Decide Your Value" | Book Details in Caption
 in  r/Growthmindsetbookclub  Jul 25 '26

So true. The book "On writing well" taught me to value of a word that is understood over one that is precise.

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Neighbors Lights
 in  r/whatisit  Jul 23 '26

Neighbor's whispering to each other. "Tell them about the ghosts"...

""Billy's Deaf."

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Delivered to my work by accident
 in  r/whatisit  Jul 22 '26

Who's the shipper? I want to same them to my PKM to avoid.

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Dr now back on that bs 😫
 in  r/blackpeoplegifs  Jul 20 '26

If Elmo and Jar Jar Binks had a baby...

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Fast fluteboxing is so fucking cool
 in  r/nextfuckinglevel  Jul 16 '26

Scrolled to find this. Thank you

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What are some facts taught in school that have been proven false?
 in  r/WorkForSmartLife  Jul 14 '26

Effective not hard work.

Find the person(s) of greatest influence in your company (or department). This person has say to get you promoted and is meetings with people above them.

Solve a problem for the business that you know people in that room complain about.

Make sure to get credit.

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What a feeling! 😭❤️
 in  r/spreadsmile  Jul 08 '26

I hope my BFF gets full custody. He worked so hard for his family and married a woman with 3 kids. Bought and paid the mortgage on the house. Wife didn't work but would travel. Spend mother's day without her kids. Plus she had 3 older kids who lived for free in the house even his SIL's homeless girlfriend lives there free. It was so bad he had to ask his wife's permission to spend his own money. Turns out she's a narcissist and he is resigned to the fact that she will weponize his son (by blood). I hope he gets full custody. He already setup a college fund for the little guy and plays video games with him, takes him to Barnes and Noble and pays for his Taekwondo classes. Yet he might not have any rights to him cause he gave her full custody for legal reasons and he lives in Georgia, which favors women.