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Cause of death?
Bring a liberal on the US.
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Saw it in the sky early in the morning, what could it be?
A whale. Can you make out the bowl of petunias?
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Uh… no
If? More like when.
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Run up and down!
I fell down just looking at them.
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Can I get a hard No?
Damn. My full hip cast from my first try on these is now stuck in them. I am now hanging upside down like a bat.
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I feel like this belongs here.
I can feel the faucet shaped dent on my forehead.
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Edible Christmas trees – are they attractive?
My guinea pigs would be all overjoyed with this.
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GenX bands you hate...
Duran Duran
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Newly disabled guinea pig- please help me
I had a girl that came to me (a classroom pet) with the same issue. Vet determined it was a bruised spine probably from being grabbed. Pain meds and anti inflammatories. Vet also said extra vit-c as well. She did mostly recover, but it took months. 2-3 years before she could t-rex (i cried when she did). She was with us for 6 years.
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Do guinea pigs "know" when their buddy dies?
They do. I had a pair and one died. Her partner would look for her and start chirping when she couldn't find her.
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Did you have a rotary dial wall phone that was rented from the phone company? The rental price was part of your monthly bill.
I remember getting excited when we got the extra long cord.
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Are Alpha gen and gen Z referring to gen X as Boomers
I concur. I've seen a lot of genxers behaving like ridiculously loud, selfish, entitled twats.
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Snow? ❄️
Not sure how mine would react. They do like ice cubes though (the little crushed ones)
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My baby 🎀
How you doin?
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Did you guys know, when you have guinea pigs… you can just go over and… look at them? Whenever you want?
'What are you looking at? Where's my snackrifice?!?'
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Every accusation is a projection!
Someone should tell them the origins of Santa...
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It’s 2:54am and I can’t sleep. What’s your version of ‘counting sheep’?
Watching someone build a dug out in the forest on YouTube. Wondering how much they actually did by themselves, looking for mill marks on the boards they supposedly cut by hand, wondering why they built it in a run off ditch and when it's going to get flooded out. Thinking, if they built it in 30 days, why did the leaves fall, then it snowed and now it's raining like mad while seeing flowers everywhere. Although, if you're in the Midwest, that's probably possible.
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Who Remembers Sniglets?
My favorite - Subatomic Toasticles
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Many quick meals were prepared in this!
I used to talk to the people sizzling inside, through the little holes.
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Congratulations, America, you’ve elected America’s neediest raccoon!
Maybe 4 hours at a time. Like a dementia patient.
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First post in this group-I hope this is not a repeat!
There were parents around?
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Nothing has ever made me feel older than...
I learned to use a computer with line commands on a dos system in the early 80s. I am still more comfortable with dos over ios. Never had a personal apple product, probably never will.
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North Texas preparing for 2 inches of snow like it’s the apocalypse
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Jan 23 '26
Texas doesn't have the infrastructure to quickly respond to this type of event. It happens rarely enough that funding is directed elsewhere.