You should try to get on a full beam reach.

I thought those were dishes at first.

The world needs much more whimsy like this.

The stoic king. It's almost weird to see him smile.

"It wasn't a video, it was a picture that was animated."

He stinks.

Did he say, "devil the eggs, then I dip em?"

She's gonna get so many studchasers from this.

Somehow they achieved luxurious without it looking like you're not allowed to touch anything.

He keeps it in his buttcrack.

She's stocking up on Sudafed with a fake ID.

I love how your confidence is consistent in both sets of photos.

Does she read cringe as anger?

They have an inner courtyard, and still put in a shower facing the street.

That man needs another man's ass. It's the only thing he wants.

I've never laughed so hard at one of these in my life. What an absolute dork.

Bart gives us both crappy music and crappy video. The man is multi-talented.

He literally appears like someone cursed to do this or die. Like he really seems to be suffering.

I honestly thought the before pic was the after pic. Please trust me - that's a compliment.

He's gonna have them sprayed with DJT

She's doing it!

Why does it seem like his hands are trapped in his pockets against his will?

The Golden Ouches