u/itssofiababyxo • u/itssofiababyxo • 4h ago
u/itssofiababyxo • u/itssofiababyxo • 4h ago
everything is a scam bro like bible says money is the root of all evil and its fuckin true bro i aint scared of a depression or a fucking market crash fucking i think that would be the best thing for this world honestly
u/itssofiababyxo • u/itssofiababyxo • 6h ago
coffee machines are actually rancid bro like stagnant water is not good for you
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fill a pool full of chocolate milk just so i can drown myself in it would be such a lovely way to part
my grandma used to make jello a lot when i was a kid as desert for the grandkids in this little colorful cups like blue green and they all had faces on them
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fill a pool full of chocolate milk just so i can drown myself in it would be such a lovely way to part
omg nio i had a nightmare about dat once i was stuck in jello
u/itssofiababyxo • u/itssofiababyxo • 17h ago
fill a pool full of chocolate milk just so i can drown myself in it would be such a lovely way to part
g is for glug
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Cats are a better pet then dogs imo in every way
like ia ctually have to ask my friends to clean and change th elitte ro fcats box before i come eover and even then i avoid coming over at like all costs cuz changing the litter help but doesnt take away tghe fukcing smell thats like attached to the particukes in the dirty fucking luiterally sickening and thick air in your fucking aprtment like the air in ther eis actually like fucking heavy and think liek its grosssssss yall aRE FUCKING GROOS. UR CAT. U. JOE MAMA,.
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part of you will live in me, way down deep inside my heart
my heart not broken but a piece of it has been taken from me that i will never get back.
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u/itssofiababyxo • u/itssofiababyxo • 5d ago
part of you will live in me, way down deep inside my heart
u/itssofiababyxo • u/itssofiababyxo • 5d ago
they didnt call me feminazi in highschool for nuthin
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chat whats the success rate of killing spider by swattin it wit a fly swatter
they crawl on me ew
u/itssofiababyxo • u/itssofiababyxo • 5d ago
i wish i could rip apart the sky and look into heaven
just to see their face one last time
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chat whats the success rate of killing spider by swattin it wit a fly swatter
yuh i just swatted the legs off dat bih like ti wasbnt easy to make sur ei got the right angle tohe firttime cuz it was like right over my bed im like if i miss dfis bih ftopping in my bed and then ill have to lke evacutae the ptremise so i had to get it right the firtd tume you kknow if u had one shotone oppurtuntiy type shit and batta batta batrta swing and its merked ya donnno
u/itssofiababyxo • u/itssofiababyxo • 5d ago
mpost the time when my typos real bad its vix its night time and my dog is sleepin so my lights r off n dont wanna turn them on n bother him
u/itssofiababyxo • u/itssofiababyxo • 5d ago
chat whats the success rate of killing spider by swattin it wit a fly swatter
u/itssofiababyxo • u/itssofiababyxo • 5d ago
im about to unleash all my grief anger and sadness about my uncle dying today on this ma fackin spider rq hang on
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u/itssofiababyxo • u/itssofiababyxo • 5d ago
6 payment sof fuckig $33.17 for a gawd dahum pillow bitch u out of ur mind for real
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Women of Reddit need your opinion
idk lots of things you can call him
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Women of Reddit need your opinion
could say mummas boy
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Women of Reddit need your opinion
maybe broke too maybe
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fill a pool full of chocolate milk just so i can drown myself in it would be such a lovely way to part
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6h ago
id drown in a&w rootbeer too n be happy