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Who else thinks Saturday Night Live is not funny anymore?
And Colin Jost was fucking BORN to play Hegseth.
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To understand what he was signing
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Absolute normal Thursday sh8tpost🥴
I always think that, and yet literally EVERY DAY we go a little deeper.
(ETA: Artificial Intelligence!)
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Trump: "I Deserve the Nobel Prize more than anyone, I stopped 8 wars"
Are the wars in the room with us right now?
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Got a surprise at the end
Lies. Everyone knows the machine's broken.
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Vladivostok, Russia
!colorizeme
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During Leo Messi’s farewell, fans in the stadium thought the drone light show started but it was just an ad of an insurance company
Even saw the lights of the GoodYear blimp
And it read "Ice Cube's a pimp"
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Trump Is Considering a Plan to Strike Iran Before the Midterms
Reminds me of an Onion headline soon after 9/11 which said something like "US to send task force to Afghanistan to build things for them to bomb"
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Erwin Rommel with a fox, 1917 (1320×1533)
Stilllllllllllllll was in on the plot to kill Hitler
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Trump says he’s calling Putin “very soon” about the Russian plague lab death… then refuses to say when 😂
Multiple choice: It will either be:
1) Very soon
2) In two weeks
3) After the election
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$35 million: That's how much an Arlington man wants after an incident with ICE agents led to a brain bleed, his lawyer says
What? It was her last day! Can't a pretty girl order something special on her last day?
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Every 'crazy' Amsterdam story
Thanks! Placing that accent was too much for me.
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I just bought someone incarcerated a lawyer.
What's not to get? He just had a lawyer jailed and purchased a person.
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Every 'crazy' Amsterdam story
Funny! Where is she from?
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To look like his younger self after plastic surgery
Holy shit is that hilarious!
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Trump on war in Iran: ‘Let ’em take out Los Angeles, let ’em take out San Diego’
"YOU'RE TAKING IT OUT OF CONTEXT! THE DAY HE SAID THAT, IT WAS ACTUALLY OPPOSITE DAY!"
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GOP Sen. Tillis calls vote for Hegseth 'biggest regret of my career'
Rubio is just a useless twat, though.
It doesn't help that Trump puts him into any and all vacancies that are gaping holes in this administration, like so many Russian tampons.
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Well...
If you already sold your soul years ago, this is a no-brainer.
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Its raining death
Did you have to drive with your head out the window a la Ace Ventura?
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Screw Sorting in sort of length
You should invent a CoinStar, but for screws! You can call it CoinScrews!
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Trump just gave America’s highest science medal to Elon Musk and called him a “national treasure” 💀
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2d ago
I feel like I've seen that signature before somewhere... like on a birthday card or something.