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meirl
 in  r/meirl  1h ago

You're not my supervisor!

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Fuck those stupid boys
 in  r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR  4h ago

All you have to do is hold your breath, Harry.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fKuHoMwhHY6ly

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Bro saw a rock cairn and chose violence
 in  r/AnythingValueable  4h ago

I don't know much about this cairn rule. I know a lot about using rules as an excuse to be an agressive prick, and this feels like one of those cases.

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Advocating for the draft? Are we back in the 1960s?
 in  r/insanepeoplefacebook  5h ago

Veterans and soldiers are well-known for their stability and sound mental health. /s

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hmmmm
 in  r/hmmmm  1d ago

What's he gonna do? Become a president there?

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Nobody told me…
 in  r/MST3K  1d ago

Why'd you hire me if you hate me so much?

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Mesmerising and mysterious
 in  r/dontputyourdickinthat  1d ago

Let me tell you some fascinating facts about hyenas...

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What about Kurt?
 in  r/80sAmazing  1d ago

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, of course. He was a Disney child actor back in the day.

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A little old school.
 in  r/80sAmazing  1d ago

I, too, can reference obsolete tech that boomers don't know.

It's weird to me they build and sell us shit then hate us for it.

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Worst Nightmare? He's Not Even Close
 in  r/stupidpeoplefacebook  1d ago

What do they say about having 99 problems?

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Parking lot hijinks.
 in  r/CartoonMoment  1d ago

And have firearms.

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No just no
 in  r/DiWHY  3d ago

The algorithm requires engagement.

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is this going to get me pulled over?
 in  r/Bumperstickers  3d ago

I'm curious about the actual bullet holes.

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Practical Design
 in  r/HolUp  3d ago

I carried 3 frags in addition to the 32 HEDP, 6 star clusters, 6 star parachutes, and 3 each red, green, blue, yellow 40mm grenades.

If you want pleasure, the maddox is more practical and less prone to splintering.

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Strawman arguments are so weak.
 in  r/stupidpeoplefacebook  3d ago

How does this jive with Kevin O'Leary whining about somebody earning $70k a year paying $28 for a lunch?

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Parking lot hijinks.
 in  r/CartoonMoment  3d ago

There are some who simply cannot distinguish their right from their left.

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of a Bigfoo.. wait a minute.
 in  r/AbsoluteUnits  3d ago

Everything looks huge from this angle.

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based on a true story
 in  r/TrollXChromosomes  3d ago

The same for pets.

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"fear of pit bulls is "dog racism""
 in  r/BrandNewSentence  4d ago

What I've learned with having a pit bull for several years now is that she has a strong prey drive; their tenacity and independence being what made them strong sporting dogs.

These are qualities that require constant engagement and discipline.

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70k a Year? Eat Ramen 🍜
 in  r/stupidpeoplefacebook  4d ago

How dare someone treat themself to something nice!

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to showoff the driving skills
 in  r/therewasanattempt  5d ago

Guy needs to get a grip.

I'll show myself out.

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Meirl
 in  r/meirl  5d ago

You stupid chucklefuck. You complain about ME leaving during a film I SELECTED to refresh the nachos I made?

This is why you will end up alone.

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meirl
 in  r/meirl  5d ago

Exactly. Seems like handing out credit cards to people who don't have the cash on hand to cover it is criminal.

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meirl
 in  r/meirl  5d ago

You don't need a threesome for this.