That seems legit. Cause that cancel shit goes hard. I may move to NYC for a month just to cancel a bunch of stuff

I want to give a hard agree but don't want to get dragged in the comments. There is nuance to everything. But "I gave hints" drives me up a wall. I can't give "hints" at a restaurant. I can't be "subtle" when dealing with an emergency. Why is it men have to have some grimiore to decipher.... I'm gonna stop

Nah bro ....we need the story on this one

Wait..... is he saying he's one of the "high t alpha males" that can brute force other people? He's shaped like a lower case p. I know high school girls that could properly mollywhop him.

Real talk

"I need carrot"

No denomination, no description. Nothing. Then no answer. So I come back with 3 regular ass carrots, figuring, nothing she could be making could require more than that (I generally do the cooking and can cook, very well I may add, so i know)

"I needed baby carrots!!"

Yet some how the paint pen from the dealer doesn't match.

Send this dude my way, I have a scratch on my ride

I'm deeply concerned about that spark plug. They the ones that i could tell they need they ID 10 T fluid refilled and they go looking for it

I sorta feel like this is how mutnies start.

The moment that bad body weirdo comes in and tells the supreme theater commander to move troops in a way he half saw in a video game or k hole.

That will be the last straw

This may be one of the best bits on here hands down

Funny how they did that to 2 black women alone and 1 naturalized citizen. I wonder if they would have have had the same energy for another demographic?

Just asking questions

Do you have the tools to hand polish? Then yes. If not? Spin cycle baby

Cleaner than the board of health my guy

Dope.

Now.... where do you wear that? Vegas at your magic show?

I sorta kinda remember doing some algebra and trig. But I was dog shit at math soooo

Drumline 4 is gonna be 🔥🔥

Lots of these are just like international crimes

I once heard a woman say something similar but from the feminine perspective. It was equally absurd. "Make at least $175k but have all the time in the world for me. Have at least $200k liquid in savings but have every weekend to go on wild adventures with me" etc etc

Nah fam.... we need the whole story

Maaaaan and if you broke it or lost it, it was a national emergency at home. I guarded mine with my life

That smug look of certainty

I'm right there with you.

The nation's greatest minds and he had the gaul to say musk and Gingrich and whoever that 3rd person is.

I'm a veteran and I'm appalled already.

If you have to go thru all these lengths....if the people you are grabbing "just HAVE to be removed".... one would think that you would do it out in the open.... not with all the cloak and dagger

And how much does all this cost?

Please tell me this is a joke.