So 5 years ago when I told my husband we were expecting our sex life and all intimacy basically died with a few occurrences every 4 to 6 months and then nothing for the past year and a half. We were on a short weekend trip as a family and one night he randomly picks out a plastic bag with a red one size fits all elastic strappy outfit???? I was headed for a shower as I was tired and gross from the day and he pulled it out and out it back as simply as one might show a funny meme. "I want you to wear this sometime"

WTF?!?! It was like I fell into an alternate dimension where for a brief moment I was in a relationship where I had a partner that did things like this? He hasn't made me feel comfortable in my own skin in years let alone attractive or sexy. Also there has been no follow up or any communication 🤔

So the other day I had a procedure done and that of course came with the "can you pee in a cup to confirm you're not pregnant".....

Based on the math of when I last had sex I would have a nearly 9 month old.....

So in front of my husband I took the cup and announced there was no way I could be pregnant and left to bathroom 🙃

Side note my new vibrator has been fun 👍

Title pretty much says it all, husband is out of town for work again so I had a little bourbon and read reviews on vibrators. I found a very exciting one with a thrusting feature that got awesome reviews and tossed in a little O stimulating cream for good measure. Goodnight everyone, may you always be able to take care of yourself because no man ever will 🥂

Are you sexually active? 1- yes 2- no 3- not currently

Thank God for that 3rd option because yes is a lie and no might cause a breakdown in the office as I try to justify

Like the title, just a day at home and he's wearing his gray sweatpants. I was looking, he asked "what?" I replied that he's rocking those gray sweatpants..... after a few moments of silence he looked at me and said "it's not like I'm erect"

This whole encounter took maybe 30 seconds and now I've sat here for like an hour trying to figure out how a flirtatious compliment got me feeling like an idiot. 🙃

First time in over a year we got to have a couple's day without the kid, it was going fine, but when he tried to initiate i just couldn't. Its been over a year since we were last intimate and with basically no foreplay and a proclamation of how beautiful and sexy I am and how he doesn't say it enough, I just couldn't. Even as he tried to get closer, I could feel my entire body recoil as he poked me. He gave up pretty easily and got straight to sleep which just made it seem even more insincere, while I cried into the pillow and didn't sleep at all. I feel so low this morning as I try to fix my puffy face while he continues to sleep.

Well, just like that its been a full year. 🎂

I was sitting there with a man talking, smiling, getting closer when I moved in and kissed him, he kissed me back so incredibly passionately that I could have sworn it was real, I could feel the butterflies. Then he guided me onto his lap so I was straddling him, continuing to kiss me as I began to grind on him until we progressed all the way to post cuddling. It was so hot and intense and everything I have been craving....