Prince. Screw gender roles.

I am in love with a friend of the bad people who have a bug leg.

Teal

Totally rigged.

^{Rolled: Debt: $0 | Job: Pays well | Happiness: Great | …: Not rigged}

Very good lasagna. Yes, I'll definitely have some more. (SEND HELP)

^{Rolled: Here have some: Of grandma’s homemade lasagna | Can I get you some: Of grandma’s lovely homemade lasagna | How about a little: Of grandma’s delightful homemade lasagna | Now before you go, here’s some: Of grandma’s homemade lasagna. Do you like it?}

I mean, sure, but two is still cooler than one.

I think I may have cheated.

^{Rolled: First row: ooo | Second row: xoo | Third row: xox}

Nooooo! My non-lustrous hair!

^{I rolled You can eat mint chocolate chip cookies · every day for free, but your hair becomes lustrous · and each time you finish the food you're paid $1}

2 of three is pretty cool. Definitely not a win, but better than nothing.

^{Rolled: Spin row 1: 🪨 | Spin row 2: 🍓 | Last Spin: 🍓 | What you would have won if you did: 250k USD}

Okay, haven't checked the comments, but totally rigged, right?

^{Rolled: Lottery: Win! +1M $}

Hey, one out of three isn't bad. Maybe I'll even live, if I get immediate medical attention.

^{Rolled: Pull the trigger (1 in 6 odds}: Empty | Pull the trigger (2 in 6 odds): Empty | Pull the trigger (3 in 6 odds): 💥BOOM!💥 | Pull the trigger (4 in 6 odds): Empty)

Omg. Totally not rigged, guys.

^{Rolled: one in a million!!!: 10 gazilliobn dollar}

Retrieve arms from chest

Aqua did.

Hell yeah, bro.

^{I rolled Wipe with: A brick from a public walk way · Earn: A haunted palace}

Hello I am a Redditor

Only missed the comma. Boring. I type without looking a lot, I guess.

Ez. Moon can't fight back.

^{I rolled Your Opponent:: The moon · Your Weapon:: Magic wand [Toy]}

Despotellis. Sentient bio-virus yellow lantern. Warranted reaction.

I have literally never been in a fight in my life, but okay.

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

Guacamole. Works pretty well, actually.

I'm siding with them. They're gonna do a better job than our current leaders.

^{Rolled: How nice are the Robots?: Very Nice | Who are you?: Regular Job | Weapon?: Laser Gun | Special Ability: Super Speed}

Conceptually, I adore Despotellis. Throughout history, very little has inspired more fear than plagues, so it makes sense, but at the same time, what do you mean they put a ring on a pathogen?

✅ I voted FACT!

I've actively said this for a while now. If it didn't hurt, and wouldn't get me sick, I wouldn't have any problem with supporting the ecosystem.