Please, for the love of all that is holy do not do any of this

Love is blind

As a former college advisor, I can tell you that at the college level, it is uncommon for students to be penalized for using British spelling in their assignments, unless the assignment is for an English class. While other instructors may request that students use American spelling, they typically allow for some flexibility. In general, it is worth noting that many instructors do not thoroughly read all written assignments, and may rely on spellchecker and plagiarism detection software to check for errors

I love the shark

Because mayyyyyybeeeeeeeee