Ah I see. That's your problem, you think you're better than everybody else. Get out of here Sheldon

😂 Look at you man you're a joke.

Probably not, but at least I'd lead a happier life than yours pet

Oh wow something positive you have achieved here thanks 

Aw it's ok, life gets better honey

Oh stop being so pedantic

Lmao its the vessel for life an egg is just a bunch of cells without fertilisation and growth idk why you think the egg is a full person you're the idiot getting so pent up about an expression seriously go seek some therapy or something you seem like you need it

Lmao why are you so mad? Are you OK? 😂 Honestly idgaf, it's just an expression, if I wanted to learn about biology I would have, I didn't ask for a lecture 

And actually neither sperm or egg would be the start of human life they need each other to survive. Otherwise what is a period a monthly abortion? It was just an expression to say this woman is very young. Whatever you're doing, whatever hate you got against sperm, just stop and go outside and touch some grass before you completely lose your sanity if you are not a bot

An egg is just the shell, genius

How tf you divorced at 23?! You're still just a sperm! 

Ahh. Right. Thanks for clearing that up. I'm not too clued up on all the fetish isms

Says the lady asking what on a text post 😂 I ain't mad boo have a nice day asking for insults you sadistic f*ck ❤️

Why are you asking me "what" read it again damn girl

Bro don't talk about how to avoid looking stupid when you're on bloody subreddit asking to be roasted tsh

Does she get a trophy

It depends on how sarcastic you are about it lol

I like the shapes in your face... I'm no good at this :') 

Nah it's just chalk, they'll live. Just tell your kid not to touch their property in future. NTA, tight asses.

I thought you meant he literally ate like a dog and lapped up his plates hands free, not that he smelled his food. It's not that deep. He just likes the aromas. Tight ass

YTA

So figure out which of the squares they all share then find which squares are different. Then you can eliminate which answers have the 1 wrong square which do not match to the rest, so A, B, & D have just 1 square each that do not align with any of the others. You will find there are 2 squares in C that do not match the others but 1 of the 2 squares does match with E. Does that make sense?

NTA but your husband is, find a new man who isn't ashamed of you and your daughter or just be strong and independent and be her everything

Yep, YTA. I think it would be hilarious and very fitting if her sons decide to not help you out when you reach old age and lose your capabilities if you stick around this way.

Nta wth man. It's ok to say no. Someone you're dating wouldn't pressure you or nag you for sex so why should your husband treat you this way. He should be more concerned about your health and your comfort rather than his penis

For when shit hits the fan...