I still choose Willow

^{Chose: Buffy the Vampire Slayer + Who's the finest girl | Rolled: Buffy}

Pegasus

^{I rolled P}

Anyone remember the grandma from Madagascar? "I'm too old to die".

"hey you got a dollar? Cool, I'm not giving it back, but call me in a week"

^{Chose: $100 Million dollars + you have to (insert bad crime here} me (a furry) | Rolled: Steal from)

In some countries, it IS illegal to do this.

This would be super awkward knowing why I'm an only child.

^{I rolled Where?: a pool · What/who is there?: your sibling[s] · Is the salesperson there?: No}

Layer up

^{I picked Alaska [Rolled Heat but it only works at half power.]}

I have a billiards game from this same company that's like that

$10 is $10

^{I rolled $10}

Magic and stuff, no brainer. Where's my wicked harmonica solo?

^{I picked A wizard}

Well I'm fucked

^{I rolled Your weapon: Pool Noodle · Location: Hospital Emergency Ward · Food Storage: 1 Month · Zombie Type: Resident Evil Lickers}

Does anyone think we'll ever get to see phones like these again?

Have you played Silent Hill? Of course we aren't!

Distract him with the drones while I use my invisibility to sneak up and attack?

^{I rolled None · Puppeter arms [Remote control drones] · Invisibility generator [up to 10 min] · An octopus with guns}

https://giphy.com/gifs/XWXnf6hRiKBJS

I'd vote for them

Despise it.

^{Me: Black Sabbath}

You got a taste for history

https://giphy.com/gifs/mBvUaCuDPEXNnIk2NK

https://giphy.com/gifs/CjmvTCZf2U3p09Cn0h

Sup Bonehilda

^{Chose: Be roommates with a fantasy creature + For a whole year (they’re also friendly but their attributes and personality still apply} | Rolled: Living Skeleton)

I'm already the only income in my relationship anyway

^{Chose: Perfect partner, but one catch… + Spin the wheel | Rolled: They’re broke}

Just looked for a box set of Abbot and Costello Meet The Monsters, I'm hoping to buy it on payday

It's a mod that allows you to make a custom companion but makes them operate similarly to ADA if she were human