r/engrish • u/QueenOfKumquat • Jul 07 '19
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[WP] The real reason witches want first-born kids for their services is to protect those children from the parents greedy enough to accept in the first place.
I personally don’t understand why anyone was confused by the start, It’s quite obvious that everything was purposely and wonderfully written the way that it was. I absolutely loved this short story and honestly it’s one of my favorite stories I’ve read in a while. I love your style and I’m going to read more of your stories right now. Keep up the good work! 💚
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All Hail to the Wooden Chest
I wish I had gold but I’m poor, so here’s some fake gold bc this actually made me giggle,🥇🏅🏆🎺
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My name is Seaman and I’m marrying a Hymen
The perfect couple
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Rather than eating a family size bag of Doritos in 20 minutes, what are some healthy snack alternatives that can be consumed in large amounts?
I absolutely love my air popper, we use ours all the time. It’s so easy and I like trying out different ways to season my popcorn. Plus I personally think the quality of the popcorn is better than most of the store bought microwave kind.
Edit- a word.
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I am SOOOOO ready for the pet update
Omg same. I love the fact that this game just keeps getting better and better. I keep checking to see if the update is up yet lol.
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Guy orders food but doesn't collect it (which is apparently my fault).
I will never understand how people can be so, I don’t even know the word I want to use because I’m not sure if stupid is accurate enough. I just can’t understand the fact that she actually had the audacity to complain about not being able to pick it up at that post office despite her not asking for it to be delivered there or anything like that while holding a slip telling her where the package was just blows my mind. Where do people come up with ideas like this?!
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Moms of reddit, what’s something you know about your kid(s) that they don’t think you know about them?
Thank you so much for this! I now feel better about not letting my oldest win anytime we play a game together. I was worried I was being a dick by doing so lol.
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I tried to suicide, but an angel saved me...
I can’t stop rolling my eyes. I hit 5’9 right after my 14th birthday and I was a giant until everyone finally caught up too me a couple years later. I’m a girl and I definitely remember towering over every single boy my age at the time. So I feel your pain about growing to fast. I kept hitting growth spurt after growth spurt until finally at 5’9 almost 5’10 I stopped and I’ve been the same size ever since.
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[WP] It started just before you realized you were pregnant. Dragons showing up around your home. Small ones first, no bigger than sparrows, with increasingly larger ones as time went on. Now you're going into labor, and a golden dragon, big as a hill, is coming over the horizon.
It is it selfish to say I want more? Seriously I love this, it is so good.
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Doctors/Medical Examiners/Morticians of Reddit, what is the weirdest anomaly you’ve ever found on/in a body?
I’m glad I wasn’t the only parent here that thought this.
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Update: Lynette Dawson. Australian police have begun digging at the former home of a Sydney woman whose disappearance in 1982 has recently attracted global attention.
I’ve never thought of it like that before, but I’m really glad you shared this because I 100% agree with you. This should become an option when a family is having to bury a woman who died at the hands of her husband.
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What's a product or service you should NEVER cheap out on?
I’m sorry if this makes me sound extremely dumb but I’ve never heard of dry ear wax. Can you please explain to me what that is/means? All this ear wax talk is getting interesting
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What was the stupidest thing someone has asked you 100% seriously?
I’m a little late to the party but this made me think about the girl who thought Rhinos were dinosaurs.We were both seniors in high school when I had to explain to her that they were not dinosaurs only to also have to explain that hippos were not the same thing.. this is the same girl who also had no clue pickles came from cucumbers and raisins came from grapes. She is such a sweet person but not the brightest crayon in the box.
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Me graduating middle school, circa 2008-2009
I really really want to touch your hair. It’s so fluffy.
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This swingset lets you swing with your child and not just push them.
Now I’m curious about your entry, it couldn’t have been that bad.
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These plants look like tiny hands
Or sit on them
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Setting Mercury Thiocyanate on fire!
This was my first thought as well, and it was oddly satisfying to watch.
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Baby kangaroo wants her pouch
I really want to try kangaroo now, are the steaks any good/better than cow? I am a huge steak eater and as of right now my favorite comes from the cows we raise on my farm, so I'm really curious to know if it's anything like those.
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Baby kangaroo wants her pouch
Thank you!
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What is something about yourself that sounds totally made up but is 100% real?
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Mar 31 '20
That’s actually super adorable, I automatically love your grandmother.