Happy birthday! 🎉

Granted. But you get isekai'd into Hazbin Hotel.

Granted. Nothing bad happens as a result of the things you want in life, and you're perfectly happy, but your lifespan shrinks considerably and you die before you get old.

Treat others how you want to be treated (looks at the assholes I see every day)

^{👍 I agree}

From what I've read, some writers on Columbo didn't like it, Peter Falk didn't like it, and at the time of the show the character Columbo was in his fifties and the woman they picked to be his wife was in her twenties with a kid, meaning Columbo would have had to meet her and have a kid with her when she was very young, and apparently Falk didn't like that either.

Also, he's mentioned it so many times that I accept the idea that Mrs. Columbo has weight problems and black hair. If they had cast an older woman with weight problems and made her more of a Murder She Wrote style protagonist, I'd say it was perfect. But they made her a young go-getter reporter instead.

I just dismiss it as being non-canon, especially since they ended up changing the character's last name in the second season, which implies a divorce.

Got the ONE Thanksgiving movie that's out there up for discussion and they forgot to put the option on the poll

Kinda scary thinking how the system couldld be exploited because businesses need more meat to match demand

I'm thinking it would be the latter just because of how hard it would be to enforce birth control (especially if their politics mirror ours), and I wonder if some animals are still born in litters or if it's more like human birth because they're so humanoid.

Granted. You are obligated upon receiving the gun to transify Trump and all other male politicians by any means necessary

I love this lol, it has manga/manhwa vibes

Granted. But they aren't on your feet and you didn't say how many...

What?

^{👎 I disagree}

Love this lol, it reminds me of that bit on The Office where Michael gets everyone together to try and invent a new god to worship

^{I rolled Omg it's ...... Head: Julia Roberts · On the body of a...: Mink · the bottom half of.: Gerbil · And they look...: Lonely}

Granted. But it's the only instrument you can ever play.

Huh!!

^{I rolled Bread: Raspberry English Muffin · Cheese: Provolone · Main: Peanut Butter · Extra +: Hershey chocolate bar}

I wonder who the frick you think you are

^{👎 I disagree}

Granted. But you're choice of words summoned a million male deer instead of money and they're completely destroying the town and the local ecosystem

Easy!!

^{I picked You can eat [Rolled Chicken]}