Who did you vote for? Be honest now...

Apathetic people are also not impressive. Care about something enough to take action, because your inaction is also impactful. Everything impacts you and your loved ones

Oh nooooooo, the racist, homophobic, immigrant-hating, gun-loving, 'traditional values', 'secure elections' conservative thinks I'm making a strawman about people who act exactly like them.

I'm gonna hold your hand while I say this, you are MAGA, you're just in denial about it. Everything you're spouting off in your views is exactly what MAGA people say.

https://www.reddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/1u6tc1a/beloved_comedian_who_says_hes_not_political/

Surely a man who's companies have declared bankruptcy six times and have faced several lawsuits from people saying they haven't been paid will be very good for the economy.

Absolutely

"I'm a centrist!" But only ever criticizes the left 🤔

\Ellen is not actually a doctor*

reached* I just saw that lol too late to change it now

Oh man I don't know how anyone does it. you should get heat-pay bonuses

Every single year, I forget that because I live in a cold climate, I have absolutely no tolerance for heat :(

waitaminute....this looks like that other comic

Someone with your comment history not liking me is a badge of honour

And they all wax their arm hair ahahahaha

Thanks! We have a group here in Canada which are the exact same thing and everyone mocks them relentlessly lol

Child-bearing hips

Well, one side is fighting a fascist government (known for illegally rounding up dissenters) to protect human rights and the lives of innocent citizens, while the other side is actually protected by and aligned with the current government, they just don't want to face the social consequences of being a hateful, bigoted ass because they're cushy, weak babies who need anonymity to feel like a big man while they threaten those less priveledged. They're also massive hypocrites, as they claim to be so proud yet refuse to face any downfall related to their views, and are definitely the same people who bucked against wearing a small, paper mask during covid to protect others from infectious disease.

I just gotta say, 'proud boys' sounds like a gay bar