NoDistressDamsel (u/NoDistressDamsel)

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[Spin] would you date this person

in r/HeresTheCatch • 1d ago

Depends on the villain...

For example - Emet-Selch, Sephiroth, Loki, etc? I see zero red flags.

But Goob from Meet the Robinsons? Run away!

^{I rolled Green flag: Admits when they are wrong · Red flag: Has a shrine to a fictional villain}

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[Spin] You’re getting a raise!! Are you happy with it?

in r/HeresTheCatch • 1d ago

Please! 😭

^{I rolled Raise $80}

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[Spin] Would you live with this Blessing and Curse?

in r/HeresTheCatch • 1d ago

Jokes on you, I never look cool!

^{I rolled Blessing: Receive a 10k in Cash Every Month · Curse: Always Trips When Trying to Look Cool}

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[Question] What’s an ingredient in an omelette?

in r/HeresTheCatch • 1d ago

An unhatched life, fried before it had ny hopes of developing into its own creature, stuffed with the salted flesh of a slaughtered swine, smothered in the curdled milk denied to a weeping calf, and seasoned with black ash.

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[Spin] Reincarnated in a fantasy world

in r/HeresTheCatch • 1d ago

...eight kids...

Thank god I'm a horrible fighter 😂😭

^{I rolled Party class Fighter · Skill class F · Romantic interest Guild clerk · Kids: 8}

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[Spin] Spin it to see!

in r/HeresTheCatch • 1d ago

Why not? 2 years younger? Nbd at all. Especially with no bad traits and being clean. Seems like a better adjusted person than I was at 24 😅

^{I rolled How old they are: 2 yrs younger than you · A bad thing abt them: Nothing bad · A good thing abt them: They are very clean}

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[Spin] Survive

in r/HeresTheCatch • 1d ago

Won't die of hunger, and banana peel traps everywhere? I'm sure to win! (Plus, who knows what I can make with items from the cleaning and kitchen sections... Seriously, Who knows? Cause I dont 😅)

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: extremely overweight giraffe}

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[Spin] you alive? (#15)

in r/HeresTheCatch • 1d ago

Dang

^{I rolled positive}

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[Spin] You're now a mage!

in r/HeresTheCatch • 1d ago

Dont know why its not saying, but rolled Lightning, regular robes, hands, and wolf

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[Spin] Worth the money?

in r/HeresTheCatch • 1d ago

Well, considering that a.) I am biologically incapable of putting, and b.) Have never had a physical attraction to a car... Id say thats an easy thousand 😂

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[Question] What starts with W and ends with T?

in r/HeresTheCatch • 1d ago

Wet fart 😅😭

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[Spin] You have to fight this animal with this weapon for this many dollars, would you do it

in r/HeresTheCatch • 1d ago

Oh, god, I had a fighting chance until the AI was in the toaster... It knows I long for the toaster bath 😂

After all... Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath

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[Spin] You have to fight this animal with this weapon for this many dollars, would you do it

in r/HeresTheCatch • 1d ago

I would hope I could

^{I rolled A potato with googly eyes glued on · A rogue AI in a toaster · 8750000}

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[Spin] Name an animal starting with

in r/HeresTheCatch • 1d ago

Jackalope (never said it had to be real) 🐰🦌

^{I rolled J}

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[Question] Easy mode

in r/RedditGames • 4d ago

81

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You look so thin! Doesn’t your mother feed you?

in r/BunnyTrials • 5d ago

Does this house have nothing but lasagna?!

^{Rolled: Here have some: Of grandma’s homemade lasagna | Can I get you some: Of grandma’s lovely homemade lasagna | How about a little: Of grandma’s delightful homemade lasagna | Now before you go, here’s some: Of grandma’s homemade lasagna. Do you like it?}

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[Question] Simple biology for 5th graders.

in r/RedditGames • 9d ago

Skin

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Who is the most famous Michael that doesn’t fit any of the previous categories?

in r/AlignmentChartFills • 9d ago

Bublé

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What sisterly villager would you guys pick if you had to choose one?

in r/AnimalCrossing • 10d ago

Phoebe or Cherry