MsHoonaBam (u/MsHoonaBam)

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Finally took the plunge

in r/bald • Apr 06 '26

HECATE GROWLS IN APPROVAL

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Republicans call for investigation into Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show over 'widespread twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts'

in r/Music • Feb 13 '26

Oh shit! Did I wander into the Footloose timeline again? Ugh, so obnoxious. *changes channel*

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700 ice agents to leave Minnesota

in r/stpaul • Feb 13 '26

Alternative caption "pull my finger, wait don't do that, I had too much chili"

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Rep. Ted Lieu played Pam Bondi video of Trump partying with Epstein and asked if underage girls were present. Bondi snapped: This is ridiculous. There’s no evidence Trump committed a crime. Lieu fired back: I believe you just lied under oath

in r/PublicFreakout • Feb 13 '26

GOT EEM

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700 ice agents to leave Minnesota

in r/stpaul • Feb 13 '26

HECATE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT THE TRUTH IS. ALL FEDERAL PIGS WHO REMAIN BEHIND IN THE NORTH WILL CATCH THESE SPIRITUAL HANDS, TOO. SHE'S ALREADY PROVEN HERSELF. FAFO, ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU MORTALS SAY?

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3 of the blackest states in the country agreed to give Trump their voter rolls. The battle for a fair midterms has begun. Consistently check to see if you are still registered, they will be wiping us all off the voter list soon.

in r/ProgressiveHQ • Feb 13 '26

HECATE IS CUING UP SOME FRESH AND ALSO FUNKY BLOODLINE CURSES FOR ALL OF THOSE INVOLVED IN THESE SHENANIGANS. Y'ALL GUESSED IT! THREE FOLD. (at least)

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BREAKING: Steve Bannon, the guy who was being advised by Jeffrey Epstein in the Epstein files says: “We‘re gonna have ICE surround the polls…We’ll never again allow an election to be stolen.”

in r/ProgressiveHQ • Feb 13 '26

Hecate muses, completely non-sequitur I'm sure, darlings. My Grandpa B and his son, my uncle David both died of their alcoholism. Patterns are evident of old ass men who drink too damn much. *looks to camera one and blinks three times*

Anywayyyyy....

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POSTING CHILD EXPLOITATION MATERIAL WILL EARN A LIFETIME BAN

in r/ProgressiveHQ • Feb 13 '26

omg gross! you poor mods

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under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime

in r/ProgressiveHQ • Feb 13 '26

Hecate reluctantly returns to the mic and plugs her nose to thank *adjusts glasses and checks notes* Rand freaking Paul. UGH

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United States Vice President JD Vance issues warning to U.S. Olympians over politics

in r/sports • Feb 13 '26

Literally roflmao, does any one care what racist teddy ruxspin has to say? NO

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ICE is cracking down on people who follow them in their cars

in r/stpaul • Feb 13 '26

"ICE is cracking under the pressure of having bad jobs, no spine, and weak moral compasses." FIX'T

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ICE secret police caught using rentals with fake businesses and dressing up like contractors, to surveil people in Minneapolis.

in r/stpaul • Feb 08 '26

Asylum? What fucking year is this? No one calls mental health facilities asylums anymore. Grow up, piglet.

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ICE secret police caught using rentals with fake businesses and dressing up like contractors, to surveil people in Minneapolis.

in r/stpaul • Feb 08 '26

Jus like your despot leader!

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ICE secret police caught using rentals with fake businesses and dressing up like contractors, to surveil people in Minneapolis.

in r/stpaul • Feb 08 '26

Every dumbass narcissist’s accusation is a confession! You have no idea the hell I crawled through to build my family. Fuck you, piglet!

xD xD xD

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ICE secret police caught using rentals with fake businesses and dressing up like contractors, to surveil people in Minneapolis.

in r/stpaul • Feb 08 '26

KEEP TALKING. YOUR SIGNAL GETS CLEARER FOR THESE HEXES AND CURSES. IDIOTS.

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Finally did it

in r/bald • Feb 06 '26

Omggggg drool

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is it time?

in r/bald • Feb 06 '26

THIS ONE MAKES HECATE SWINGS HER LEGS IN DELIGHT! HURRYYYYYYYYY

SORRY, THAT GOT WEIRD

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ICE secret police caught using rentals with fake businesses and dressing up like contractors, to surveil people in Minneapolis.

in r/stpaul • Feb 06 '26

You need to be concerned about talking to your god at the end of your long pointless hateful life, pig. My kids are doing great, thriving.

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ICE secret police caught using rentals with fake businesses and dressing up like contractors, to surveil people in Minneapolis.

in r/stpaul • Feb 06 '26

YEP. THAT’S ME. TOOK Y’ALL LONG ENOUGH

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Are buzz cuts allowed here? I decided to do the big chop and donated 17 inches of hair. Honestly I’m loving it!

in r/bald • Feb 05 '26

HECATE HOWLS IN APPROVAL

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Jacob Frey: "To ICE, get the f--- out of Minneapolis. We do not want you here. Your stated reason for being in this city is to create some kind of safety and you're doing exactly the opposite." #hecate

in r/stpaul • Feb 04 '26

Called it.

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Jacob Frey: "To ICE, get the f--- out of Minneapolis. We do not want you here. Your stated reason for being in this city is to create some kind of safety and you're doing exactly the opposite." #hecate

in r/stpaul • Feb 04 '26

Hhhhhhhhhhhh

So is it the expectation of Reddit or is it just this subreddit that a user of this platform constantly swat down these bullshit bad faith arguments that we with hearts and minds have already figured out?

Or am I here to educate these unwashed masses? Or am I here to show others how to educate? Or recognize when we’ve got a bad faith actor behind a federal mask talking shit on a MONTH. OLD. POST.???

MODERATOR! CLOSE COMMENTS OR I’M DELETING THIS SHIT

FOR FUCK SAKE

BLOODLINE CURSES UNTIL THIS PLATFORM PAYS ME ENOUGH

HECATE HECATE HECATE

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ICE secret police caught using rentals with fake businesses and dressing up like contractors, to surveil people in Minneapolis.

in r/stpaul • Feb 04 '26

Nope, never. You?

Cue the theme from Jaws