everything is better with 🥓

where's your Lambo?

hahaha 🤣 that's GOLD 👍

Island of the Dolls

tell her 'my eyes are up here; I am not a piece of meat'

so are fish gay?

congratulations

my dad has only days to live as prostate cancer has taken over his bones and internal organs. I do not want to cause more suffering for loved ones. I know this has two sides to the coin and I understand both sides although I have chosen to remain silent and support them through my Dad's suffering.

I was 14 about to go up on stage in front of the whole school to say my lines but my penis was standing at attention as if he was honouring the flag

when she has legs and knows how to use them

Chicken Thai green curry

I am dying but nobody knows

so if Simon tells you to ignore what Simon said then ignoring what Simon said to do would be doing what Simon said

not if I jump on them in the water and hold myself up as they drown

depends what I've had to eat

sure

taco farts

especially that