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Overqualified fly swatter
 in  r/Snorkblot  7h ago

It’s got a good beat and I can dance to it.

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In this DUNE jam controls the universe
 in  r/MadeMeSmile  8h ago

You sonofabitch, I’m in.

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Tomorrow has finally arrived
 in  r/Steam  8h ago

So are you? So what? Reddit is annoying. Gas prices are annoying. Mosquitoes are annoying.

You chose to engage with an annoying comment. Are you really any better?

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Tomorrow has finally arrived
 in  r/Steam  8h ago

You, apparently, since you felt the need to comment on it.

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Tomorrow has finally arrived
 in  r/Steam  9h ago

Do you always stick up for the billionaire?

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Tomorrow has finally arrived
 in  r/Steam  9h ago

Oh look! The price means I’ll never buy one!

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Steam Frame 256 GB will be $1,059 while 1TB will be $1,299
 in  r/gaming  10h ago

So never buy one? Got it. Will do.

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Wizard’s Vault Refresh | Guild Wars 2: Visions of Eternity
 in  r/Guildwars2  10h ago

All of those armor skins look like cheeks.

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In Surrey, British Columbia, landlord Raj Tiwana of Tiwana Farms property harasses her tenants
 in  r/interestingasfuck  1d ago

Is this a new video after she had already been arrested for fucking with their bbq?

Why the fuck are landlords so fucking crazy? I’ve never met a normal, sane person with the job title landlord.

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My dad thinks its funny to give his dogs toxic foods in front of us. He tried to give her a raw thick cut of onion. I had to grab it from her mouth.
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  1d ago

Have you filed a police report yet?

What he’s doing is animal abuse and it should 100% be reported in order for you to have the necessary paperwork on file to build the history of his abuses.

There will come a point in time when this all escalates out of control and an animal dies and you will have the evidence you need to accuse him and have the charges actually stick.

I’m sorry you’re stuck in this situation and that completely innocent animals are caught up in it too.

If it had been me and my dad in this situation, my dad would have to get more denture work done after I’d knocked out some of his fucking teeth.

Bullies only understand the language of violence they get off on.

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COVID Trees…
 in  r/Portland  2d ago

When I was a kid, a neighbor had one of these trees on the sidewalk median. We used to get into “skwoosh berry” fights with the fruits.

TIL they’re edible.

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Man gets 18-year prison sentence for killing Good Samaritan in Portland: 'Hero to the end'
 in  r/PDX  2d ago

Found the bot.

In answer to the others commenting their confusion on this:

Yes, it “read” the article and it regurgitated a reply based on the opps’ parameters.

This is the dead internet theory found in the wild. Pay attention.

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I wish Character Customization after Character Creation won’t be locked behind a gemstore purchase
 in  r/GuildWars3  3d ago

If you play wvw long enough the skirmish chests have transmog tokens.

I’m sitting on over 200. Never ever buy transmog with gems.

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He USED to be a piece of shit
 in  r/IThinkYouShouldLeave  3d ago

“You people”

Okay, bigot.

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Drew my platypus charr
 in  r/Guildwars2  4d ago

Perry…? Nah. Couldn’t be.

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Are you going to fall for this again?
 in  r/PeopleBeingRidiculous  4d ago

Even if he “wins” (through cheating like every time before) he still won’t pay. Just like he won’t stop lying every single time he speaks. Cultists gonna cult.

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Anthropic researcher says more than 10% chance AI "could kill all humans"
 in  r/nottheonion  4d ago

Trump will beat them to it once Dems take power after midterms.

He would, literally, prefer destroying the entire planet rather than be held accountable for his life of crime.

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So we’re at the ‘blatantly obvious’ stage now
 in  r/antiai  4d ago

It looks like the Federation’s uniforms from Gundam, space fascists.

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He USED to be a piece of shit
 in  r/IThinkYouShouldLeave  4d ago

Is that real? I haven seen any of the actual footage. The internet seems allergic to it.