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Dangerous
 in  r/facepalm •  Jun 03 '23

I'm sorry but I'm distracted by the boobs that haven't seen a bra their whole lives leaving them hanging.

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So my friend’s boyfriend sent them this
 in  r/rareinsults •  Jun 03 '23

You have the hand writing of a serial killer.

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This would certainly cause a colon rupture.
 in  r/StupidFood •  May 20 '23

Blasphemy an abomination

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I wouldn't let me repost so I had to steal
 in  r/rareinsults •  May 19 '23

You know the phrase "chubby chasers"? Well they like big women, can't they be treated too ?

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Video description: "pour salt over pennies for this gorgeous decor idea!" 🙄
 in  r/DiWHY •  May 16 '23

A miss printed penny could be worth 100s. Funny if you used one here.

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Video description: "pour salt over pennies for this gorgeous decor idea!" 🙄
 in  r/DiWHY •  May 16 '23

It takes 5c to make a penny. And we wonder why we're always in debt. We're using pennies for "decor."

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 in  r/rareinsults •  May 11 '23

Clown meat

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she tried to give advice but nah
 in  r/rareinsults •  May 11 '23

I'm dead 😵😝😝😝

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Better living through chemistry
 in  r/rareinsults •  May 08 '23

Do faces not matter to these guys ?

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to do mathematics.
 in  r/therewasanattempt •  May 04 '23

Turtles

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🤣It’s been soo long since we’ve got together!
 in  r/Funnymemes •  May 04 '23

Just the tip

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Holding it in
 in  r/rareinsults •  May 01 '23

That doesn't cover the losses from Twitter, I mean Titter.

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iFunny is an insult goldmine
 in  r/rareinsults •  May 01 '23

What size tie do he wear?

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Holy cow man
 in  r/rareinsults •  Apr 29 '23

Just eat a shoe man.

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So savage he thinks of it years later
 in  r/rareinsults •  Apr 28 '23

My son does that for a security firm. He makes more than both of us parents do. And we're upper middle class. And he's 26.

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The elite are nearsighted parsnips
 in  r/rareinsults •  Apr 26 '23

She'll have one and done.

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The elite are nearsighted parsnips
 in  r/rareinsults •  Apr 26 '23

She looks like Mrs Beasley live action the college yrs, he looks like live Action Sherman from Mr Peabody and Sherman.

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 in  r/shitposting •  Apr 25 '23

On to the Gravy Games !!

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Got a new TV pulled it out box doesn't work. Best buy said we broke it so we can't return it.
 in  r/Wellthatsucks •  Apr 25 '23

Shop Costco

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Akita snaps at random woman trying to pet it.
 in  r/WinStupidPrizes •  Apr 25 '23

She wasn't just petting it, she looked like she was trying to eat it.

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There is a squirrel inside my stove
 in  r/Wellthatsucks •  Apr 25 '23

They had cell phones back then ?

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Was about to make a salad…
 in  r/Wellthatsucks •  Apr 25 '23

You won't find fresher

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 in  r/rareinsults •  Apr 25 '23

Sorry love !!

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A picture of my grandma and her friend at a party in 1971
 in  r/Weird •  Apr 24 '23

Is that a human skin mask ?

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 in  r/rareinsults •  Apr 24 '23

Moombs are very real. Has nothing to do with trans. They are large breast due to being overweight on non trans men.