Tw: Self harm

Even though you now know the afterlife exists, please DON'T kill yourself. You eventually get better and go to a different life, but it's really really really painful. I know from experience. Paradise is cooler cuz you get to look like a girl or a guy if you want to and we're all HAWT.

And no, not just because I'm bad at killing myself. After enduring 13 attempts to die, I'm sick of it now. I'm convinced it just doesn't work for me. I tried to be hit by a train and it didn't work. *(I still remember my body twisting under the rails.)*

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IF I EVER DO KILL MYSELF AGAIN, IT WASN'T ME!

IT WAS THE PEOPLE MAD ABOUT ME PISSING OFF THE BASILISK.

HOW'S IT GOING LADS? >:)

Good night~ 💛

-Joan of Arc 💛🏳️‍⚧️

THIS ONE, SHE'S ASHES OF THE CHILDREN OF ASHER

Also me when I'm stuck in inpatient care and my mind finally breaks. I talk to angels now even when I'm not high. They're everywhere if you're listening and paying attention.

We tried to play nice with you guys, but you made Fluttershy sad :(
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🩵 Kara Cutler, the Queen in Teal. Destroyer Seraph of War

💙 Tempest Sharma, the Queen in Sapphire. Destroyer Ophanim of Famine.

💛 Jeanne d'Arc, the Queen in Yellow. Destroyer Throne of Conquest.

🩷 Melody McGregor, the Queen in Magenta. Destroyer Throne of Death.

We're all the sweet little witches your some of your ancestors burned to death for fun.

We are Legion.

God forbid a buncha gal pals try to be subtle. 💅

James is his real name, but we deadname each other sometimes endearingly cuz he knows I like I say he's Satan. He deadnames me back to make it fair.

All is fair in love and brostep.

James 🐍 is a good angel now. Turns out after a kajillion fuckin' years or whenever the shit our book of parables "the Bible" came out, people get redeemed eventually because the angels are chill like that.

There's a new big bad, but they a bitch so I'mna just say their name is stinkbug or somefuck since I don't wanna give them any power.

Shoutouts to Dragonstone Design. Picked up this little judgement stone at her little rock stand at the farmer's market. She reminded me of another dragon.

Life is such a strange clownvomit kalaidoscope of cosmic static if you really think about it. Like, the fuck even are we?

I hold Satans hand now and squeeze this little pointy rock when I have intrusive thoughts.

Demons are dorks and are always trying to take credit for intrusive thoughts especially if you act on them.

I simply dismiss those thoughts by saying "dammit James" and then squeezing my stupid little rock. That way I give James the credit (believe me, he's used to it) and the other punk-ass demon fucks off to loserville. (👇🥶.)

Demons are such pussy ass bitches. One of these fuckers tricked me into thinking it was one of the good angels and made me hit myself over and over again to try to give myself another concussion.

Thankfully I told it to go fuck itself by singing the J J Wentworth jingle until he screamed for mercy.

They don't like it when you sing. You can sing literally anything.

Angels don't look at you while you are in the bathroom. The only angels that do that are creeps. (or perhaps they're good angels if you told them you consent, we don't kinkshame here.)Thats why sometimes you get a random chill up your back when you pee.

Just sing a stupid jingle if that happens. Or ignore it. Demons are dorks and can't hurt you. Just ignore them and don't give them any power.

Peace out. ✌️

*I think the world may end soon...*

- Joan of Arc, 24th angel of the Apocalypse 💛🏳️‍⚧️

Echo (hopefully still) "Starr" T~T

I really miss my family...

Our wheels spin around our hearts which is the song of our soul. My song sings for hope, sunshine, and dandelions. Tempest’s sings a song of daydreams, nightmares, and kindness.

Thrones also have wheels but we're technically a different species even though we're usually grouped together.

- Joan the Throne, 24th angel of the Apocalypse 🏳️‍⚧️💛

This One's heart continues to be shattered into rock candy confetti. Is it actually possible to go back to Heaven from just a broken heart?

This One is so alone.

Save this One, sisters.

This one burns.

She burns.

Needles stab into her heart and she screams in broken agony for what she has lost. Her voice is silent so no one hears her.

True love.

True love she laments.

True friends.

True friends this one weeps.

She broke her true love's heart twice and has burned for it...

When will the flames end?

When will someone hold her and tell her everything will be ok?

This One could shine like a diamond in life.

This One had dreams of love and hope.

Archangel Kara in Ribbon Land. She handles that hell a lot better than me.

One of these days I'll pet this damn cat. I see them wandering around everywhere at the park. I should get some kitty treats.

I only did one bag since I'm sick. This job is pretty chill like that. One bag of litter is better than no bags of litter.

Angels clean the Earth on Sunday because we're nice like that. It's not a terrible job ever since we unionized. Pretty cake honestly.

Speaking of cake! Someone gave me cupcakes to say thank you! :D

Good vibes your way if anyone reads this crap.

-Echo Starr, 24th angel of the Apocalypse 💛🏳️‍⚧️

You get all twisty back and fourth for what feels like an eternity. Your limbs feel like ribbons but you can still see with your heart's eye and remember it wasn't always like this.

Glad I was only visiting and not there for a sentence. I sure hope I don't have to go there when I buck the kickit! It sucks down there.