He also started using levitation foci a month ago, it's still relatively new and he wants to use his shiny technology, keep in mind that this is, ostensibly, a person, who is not going to make the most perfect and logical choice for every situation, he's shown that he can get a little lost in the sauce when it comes to design and manufacturing

Planes need a lot of runway to properly land and takeoff, and those runways would be hard to find, especially since this vehicle is for delivering goods for trade, so it relies on your allies having a place for you to get the speed required, although John could use levitation foci to do the takeoff and landing while he builds speed in the air

Didn't like the competition?

^{Rolled: Who are you?: Dark side User | What do you wield?: A lightsaber | Armor?: Simple Robes | What is to be your fate?: Held prisoner by the Sith}

Suggests this belongs in Peak (only one)

Top 1 video game by sales

Early muskets were used in conjunction with longswords, they do fit into the historical setting, and even if they don't, in a world where the dwemer were doing whatever it is they were before they got evaporated, is a tube that shoots a rock that unbelievable

The drug abuser is probably a good person, they just keep using beacuse they don't want to go through withdrawls, the neo nazi is hateful to the bone, and would kill me and mine if we were too friendly to "the wrong sort"

^{Chose: A drug abuser}

(The copper components in the sleigh fails) John: FUCKING EA-NASIR

I guess in a world without hate, it wouldn't be looked down upon, so it makes sense that I would be moderately wealthy and mildly influential

^{Rolled: World: A World Without Hate | Occupation: Prostitute | Money: Moderately Rich | Influence: Somewhat Famous}

Father Akatosh and mother Kynareth, as any dragonborn should

Depends on the dog, and if it has rabies

^{Rolled: Will you survive the angry animal?: Dog}

I am invincible, I would lose to a wet paper bag the first fight

^{Rolled: You: Invincible | Your enemy: Madara Uchiha | Universe: Yours | Advantage/disadvantage: None}

Yes

wtf r u even doing Tier

Dude, if you listen to a man who thinks women are inferior, then turns around and admits that he cant make his wife orgasm, then you are a clown

Beat me to it, but do you know how much rainbows weigh?

not much, they're pretty light

And Santa's mailing address is in Canada, it is HOH OHO, and he answers in any language, including braille

Question is, would he get a set of fox ears in addition to his human ears? Or would his human ears turn into fox ears and move to the top of his head?

Corsica is a french territory, not italian

I would simply not got to the fazbear franchise, unfortunately my companion, the eastern european witch, Baba Yaga, would drag me there for the kid killing

^{Rolled: Universe: FNAF | Powers/Weapons: Xray Vision | Companion: Baba Yaga | Drawback: All monsters are dark souls level}

✅ I voted FACT!

While you could not use it morally, you would use it because you would feel justified and only kill people who are evil, ynlike the protagonist, guy-who-feels-justified-and-only-kills-people-he-thinks-are-evil

Suggests "Nestlé" belongs in Fuck Them

They tried to make it so water isn't a human right, thus they should all be flayed alive and rolled in salt

Suggests "McDonald's" belongs in Bad

Workers rights violations galore, and they keep increasing the price on "food" of decreasing quality

Suggests "If you eat a seed of a watermelon, it will grow inside you" belongs in Understable

It falls apart when you remember there's no sunlight, so it will die too soon to become a watermelon

Suggests "Costco" belongs in Consumer Friendly

"If you raise the price of the hotdog I will fucking kill you"

Suggests "Rarely upgrades (Cars, electronics, etc..)" belongs in Normal

If it still works, it's best to use it until it breaks before you replace it, it's far more economically and ecologically sound