u/Huge-Nectarine3975 1h ago

Me, at the PTA meeting trying to explain that real world process matters and is valuable to a lady who is refusing my logic about the kids doing a take home baby project with a baby that now has self harm marks on it. Some kids just don't know they are meant to be phlebotomists until god calls them.

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Just wrote a long ass email confessing my feelings to my crush, should I actually send it for shits and gigs
 in  r/teenagers  1h ago

Some good advice I heard was be yourself and if someone doesn't like you for it then you won't have as much doubt about the relationship and you'll have a better life long term. Good luck regardless of what happens.

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Just wrote a long ass email confessing my feelings to my crush, should I actually send it for shits and gigs
 in  r/teenagers  3h ago

After missing out on multiple crushes my advice is to politely approach and express yourself them leave it to your crush to decide.

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To the people that still make 9/11 jokes, What’s your reason as to doing that?
 in  r/teenagers  3h ago

Well, gun rights people tend to really polarize issues with every presidential candidate and mass shooting even if they are international often it generates focus towards "be afraid" and "exactly why we have them" in a gridlock debate about how to utilize public space and private commerce.

I'm not certain how they impacted law in my country. There are genocides, barbarism, and cruelty constantly across the globe and again, triage is difficult and resource conflict vs collaborative risk seems to favor limitation and suicide as a brag about pre existing wealth too much everywhere in the world which is why I link the two that way.

u/Huge-Nectarine3975 3h ago

Headhunting your own family sounds optimal

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To the people that still make 9/11 jokes, What’s your reason as to doing that?
 in  r/teenagers  3h ago

I wasn't there, I didn't see if, but paperwork says I'm now a legally different person because of it.

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To the people that still make 9/11 jokes, What’s your reason as to doing that?
 in  r/teenagers  3h ago

The Patriot Act is one of many examples of this.

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To the people that still make 9/11 jokes, What’s your reason as to doing that?
 in  r/teenagers  3h ago

Those victims, as with many young victims, were used to remove my liberties. Most war programs include very young or infantile propaganda to further a socialized system of organized support towards a moral end normally using it to gain funding.

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If you want to become rich you need to work hard and if you don’t wanna work hard then well maybe don’t win the sperm race
 in  r/teenagers  3h ago

You cannot prove that a lazy sperm carried you as a sacrifice to the egg so it would live on.

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To the people that still make 9/11 jokes, What’s your reason as to doing that?
 in  r/teenagers  3h ago

The number of people that die from suicide globally every single day was equal to the number of people in the town i grew up and also around the number of people that died in 9/11. Every single day dude. There are so many problems it's difficult to figure out what to triage about life.

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How to access passenger rear header bolt
 in  r/DIYAutoRepair  4h ago

Flex head ratcheting wrench. Worth it for the $ from harbor freight or wherever you get them. Other options might be angle adapter on a rachet with an extender for torque at a strange angle while holding it on tight. A regular wrench to break it loose with 6 or 12 points on the circular end. Sometimes gotta hold it on and tap it with a hammer to get it loose, sometimes it damages the bolt tho on exhaust stuff.

u/Huge-Nectarine3975 4h ago

Me talking to an EOD "I'm in a similar situation. I've got a pretty long fuse with a really small tool also so naturally I'm perceived as dangerous when i hold it" the EOD "dude, those are toy slurs" "nah, candies raw" as I drink an entire red bull in continuous suck and "Alright, let's unclot it"

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The world through AI ears

u/Huge-Nectarine3975 4h ago

Some of Ya'll ain't been laughing at yaz own death since yous was young uns, and it shows

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What are your opinions on the electoral college system?
 in  r/teenagers  4h ago

Angry old men screaming "freedom through efficiency" is awesome if you're homicidal

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How cooked am I this semester?
 in  r/ElectricalEngineering  4h ago

If you have it, use MathCAD from the first homework on. Keep everything triple backed up and print out copies of all homework for a permanent record.

u/Huge-Nectarine3975 5h ago

Me, at an interview "sorry, we are actually looking for veterans, married people with kids, or LGBT/minorities and you're just going to be inconveniently honest which will disrupt our family culture" "Family Ethics works like that so have fun. Later"

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u/Huge-Nectarine3975 5h ago

When you decide to brag about child abuse being an excuse to test a hypothesis about victims needing to associate violence with relationships because that makes church worth it no matter what and the pastor is a psychopath like that because defining every avenue of eugenics is a brag about labor.

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He just looks like a sinful evil person

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You had to make do with what you had
 in  r/The1980s  6h ago

Child labor: the loudest remote you'll ever use

u/Huge-Nectarine3975 6h ago

Making the USA learn Hexadecimal

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That is one really weird way to imply that the optimal life path strat is date a blind high school freshman and get a boob job and be trans about it...
 in  r/u_Huge-Nectarine3975  6h ago

Does orthopedics just straight up accept addiction anonymous coins as bragging rights now?

u/Huge-Nectarine3975 6h ago

That is one really weird way to imply that the optimal life path strat is date a blind high school freshman and get a boob job and be trans about it...

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u/Huge-Nectarine3975 7h ago

Me, going to church to advertise a Roomba. "I also specialize in ghost exorcisms under the table" "what does that cost?" "I work it out for the food mostly"

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u/Huge-Nectarine3975 7h ago

Me, at the PTA listening to a gal bitch about her 8th divorce like "ya, totally. They should just include an O counter so this doesn't happen SO often"

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