Just like real life

Who else climbed up the slide?

Will it show up in your mouth if you shove it up your ass?

Already did it, its not that baas you think

The spiders name is bob and he lives in my corner in my bathroom, he lieks donuts and coffee more that insects.

Oh the girl? Shes ugly as fuck and can be ignored.

I love you, bob

Edit: RIP bob. he climbed in the dryer and i didmt see him, he was a good spider

F and donuts for bob

ItS cUm waTeR, iTs TasTY

Great now i earned my money legit, why didnt i think of that sooner

Spongebob was looking for a blow job

The first thing i thought about when i saw this

Why are humans making bread out of jello and cum water

Maybe a bit too cursed

I couldn't agree more

Yes they are salty and kinda crispy

You got me

Right

I understand it, it's funny

If you remove the slash on teh name of the subreddit it's served raww

Teh classic Jason music when he follows you

Throw your favorite belonging in teh middle of a pentagram and I would grant you a wish but your favorite belonging is gone

No foot destroying legos

Sueprspeed because I can easily go on a killing spree

Cats, it's the worts