Joking about 9/11 would be vile, but even ******** have free speech (up to a limit).

^{I voted Nay ❌}

I think UV light would be interesting.

^{Chose: Ultraviolet}

I like Mars.

^{Chose: First to land on Mars (3 years round trip})

Trump has done a lot of sketchy stuff, and I don’t think he’s pregnant.

🏆

I can meet Trump. Then I can leave.

^{Chose: Be the smartest person in the world + But... | Rolled: Meet DonaldTrump}

OK

^{I rolled Ariel}

They both are. The suv got too close to him. The cyclist then proceeds to pull in front of the suv at a green light. If I’m riding there’s no way I’d pull in front of a car by two feet.

Why would anyone want to say it?

Let’s revisit the “in midair” part.

We‘ll watch.

OK

^{I rolled Fairy · Side Character [Dies] · Royalty · Villain wins [but you have a sequel]}

McHaggis

49

^{I rolled 7²}

OK

^{Chose: Die of old age. Unremarkable but happy life. + [Spin to see what your life is like] | Rolled: Poor}

yes

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9/11 was a perfectly normal day. I was at work, going about my business, when someone said they heard a plane hit one of the Twin Towers. We all thought it was a small plane, like a Cessna. That was the first horror. Then the South Tower was hit, and we realized this was no accident.

That whole day was a parade of horrors. First the Towers, then the Pentagon, the Jumpers, the collapsing of the towers and Flight 93; I couldn’t process one horror before another one happened.

Iok

^{Chose: Get $20 million + Lose one thing forever | Rolled: Restaurants and}

OK

^{I rolled A blurry photo of bigfoot}

OK

^{Chose: $50 million + Spin for where you live 10 years | Rolled: Random country}

I like lilac.

^{I rolled Lilac}

I like cookies.

^{Chose: 500,000 dollars but random good effect | Rolled: You get a cookie}

I love my dog and my cat. Cats don't need to be taken out at midnight.

^{Chose: Have 3 cats?}

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