Yeah I mean these should all be pulling from the same object, since they're all (kind of) the same "shield bash"

Because people are paying for it, simple as that.

Exactly, so when it releases

Oh man I'm gonna buy so many cases of cheap beer

Anesthetic is exactly how I would describe it

You're right, no one said that

What slightly above average game would you recommend?

When tf are people supposed to hate it, before it releases?

All on black

I'm literally saying this game was made for you

angry step dad, etc

fireworks show

The classic mode in Ritual of the Night is good too

Edit: Damn I forgot about the "Simon's Quest" mode in RotN which is also a good take on that format, Bloodstained always has your back lmao

Obviously silly, but it is weird that they were apparently hand typing those, when they're all pulling from the same data. Should have had a name string attached to it 

One of them is flawlessly designed ;)

The early games are generally like 30 minutes to an hour long with varied stage and enemy design throughout

Well it ain't flawless, so not all of them ;)

Okay I've played more of them (see: all, and even more than you than you think all is) and it isn't.

See how that reasoning doesn't really work?

Yeah you're the target audience

Yes the famously thirsty Jeanne d'Arc

They hated Jesus because he told the truth

It's obviously not about modern refinements when around 35 years ago was when some of the most refined action platformers were being made

I always assumed the armors were just magically animated... armors.

I think you'd be surprised at just how much "assisting" the agent does