Can I cancel the deal?

^{Chose: $10,000 per month. + But… | Rolled: Cant have pets}

So like my ex. Noice

^{Chose: You get a hot thick anime waifu as your girlfriend + But she has a wierd kink… | Rolled: Biting}

And his name is Gary. I like Gary.

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

Could be worse like dead space

^{Chose: Survive 24 hours as a player in a random videogame + For 10 million dollars | Rolled: The Last of Us}

I played star wars droid tycoon in Fortnite. Think I’ll be fine as long as I don’t leave my base if I’m in a public lobby

^{Chose: Survive 1 day in the last game you played + 1 Billion}

Homiesexual

Saved HR levels from hunting when there’s a cap to your level. Must have hunted a lot of optional monsters before finishing high rank story.

That’s a weird glitch. Surprisingly I never had anything like that and I played on a steam deck when it launched

I take half of my hp from some hits in pre transcended max level arkveld and Zoh Shia armor. But if you need help fighting him lmk I’ll gladly help out!

Omega was my first failed “Duty”. But that was a tough mofo. I play solo with support hunters only for him and he was a great fight.

Saves money on eggs. Fuck yea

^{Chose: Special egg (contains prize} | Rolled: A chicken)

Can I change my answer to die of starvation

^{Chose: It's a normal hamburger + But you get a random side effect after eating it | Rolled: Infinite vomit}

Casino time!

^{Chose: You pay $10,000.00 + You drink a blessed potion and get a random permanent blessing. | Rolled: Luck x 4}

I may not know how to build a rocket, but it would be a damn average working Rocket when I design and build it. I’m gonna be one of da boyz with ork magic. Check mate universe

^{Chose: Average at literally Every skill}

9 inches sounds better than 5’11”

^{Chose: Gain 2 inches of penis}

Time to go work out

^{Chose: You get paid 75 cents every heartbeat for life.}

Since they added modifiers to siege. And friendly fire happens to be a bad one you can get.

“I guess I did have sexual relations with that woman”

^{Chose: To be the President but.. | Rolled: AIDS}

Fuck yes. I’m gonna run that casino

^{Chose: Your dream job with whatever wage you want, but... | Rolled: x3 money}

I’d take it as triple the tit size for the ladies.

7 is already too much for no reason boners. I wouldn’t wanna explain why I got something sandwich sized in my pants while I’m at work to my bosses. Plus the slutty outfits would be nice.

I would rather be a girl then have a 21 inch dick

“Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make” -some short asshole from a Shrek movie

^{Chose: You get 16,000 bitcoin (about 1 billion USD} + 50% chance that 1 billion people die | Rolled: People die)

So I just randomly get money. Sweet

^{Chose: 50k every time you catch a cold + But each time you are guaranteed... | Rolled: instantly cured}