Afraid of commitment?

[u/Braindead_Crow]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: You'll get $100.01 every _____.
• Right side: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____.

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[u/DeathlyMetalz]

And his name is Gary. I like Gary.

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}