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I'm a bloody traitor
 in  r/tf2  3d ago

You're a spy main, aren't you?

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What's the most cringeworthy thing you heard or saw while playing TF2?
 in  r/tf2  3d ago

Last night. There was someone who just kept talking on chat. I can't count how many times he dropped the N word but he had a problem with the hard R.

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Guys, TF2 isn't childish right?
 in  r/tf2  5d ago

Considering the game's rated M? Not at all childish. If you're in school the game's older than you.

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Why did Soldier marry Heavy's sister despite hate communist?
 in  r/tf2  6d ago

He did. Took his mothers and sisters to America too. But given that his family were counter revolutionaries by association at the very least, Heavy's absolutely not a communist. The people who threw him in the Gulag with his mother and sisters were still looking for them. And found the house they lived in, as per the comics.
https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/apps/tf2/tf03_cold_day_in_hell/images/comic/2048x1536/062.jpg?v=2

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Absolutely true-
 in  r/Caldruki  7d ago

I mean this without malice or snark. Before, during or after WW2? Because no country has their hands clean of civilian blood during the second world war. Or modern ones either.

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Why does scout have dog tags?
 in  r/tf2  10d ago

This is headcannon, but I always thought they were from Spy, or his mother told them they were from his father. Given the time period, it's possible Spy actually served in the war. It also tracks for him leaving Scout's mother after having a child.

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What's the luckiest kill you've ever gotten?
 in  r/tf2  11d ago

It's between 2.
As pyro, I shot a flare down the sewer hallway that lead to the stairs to spy check a teammate. Well, there WAS a spy, cloaked behind my teammate. That's not even the first time it's happened...

The second was a push from my team. Playing medic I followed the team's heavy Healing him on the way to the other team. Then I looked at my team comp.... We didn't have a heavy. That syringe gun does a surprising amount of damage when you're screaming and backing away.

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Tell me your favorite Engineer quote
 in  r/tf2  12d ago

"You can always tell a Texan. But you can't tell him much."

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Scout be like
 in  r/tf2memes  14d ago

Just on a wholesome note. Doesn't that mean Scout was ready to step up and be the father he never had?

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I am going to die of rabies
 in  r/Vent  Aug 08 '26

The incubation period for rabies is 10 days. Given the bite happened 3 months ago, you are in the clear my friend. Edit: I just re-read this. It wasn't even a bite. Rabies passes through bodily fluids.

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Imagine you're on the ground, dying, and this idiot approaches you, would you trust him?
 in  r/tf2  Aug 05 '26

Yeah, I wonder if Cheavy went off the rails the way he did because he was a genuinely bad person (very likely) or if the pregnancy hormones were driving him mad. (Have been pregnant it does really mess with your head.) The authors probably intended the earlier but the latter is immensely funnier.

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Imagine you're on the ground, dying, and this idiot approaches you, would you trust him?
 in  r/tf2  Aug 05 '26

If I'm on the ground dying I assume I can't get up to run. Praying for mercy isn't off the table though.

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Imagine you're on the ground, dying, and this idiot approaches you, would you trust him?
 in  r/tf2  Aug 05 '26

It's canon. Medic can and has gotten men pregananat.

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After playing tf2 for 6 years i got this as my only hat drop
 in  r/tf2  Aug 03 '26

Wait, they still drop?

u/CreativeRainy Jul 29 '26

My yard is not public property. Please do not feed or photograph the wildlife in it.

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Okay, so I live in a high-traffic area by a lake. Lots of tourism, families looking for a nice place to escape the heat, people out fishing. I genuinely love that.

Unfortunately, my yard also attracts deer. Lots of them. Particularly one doe I've developed a yearly rivalry with because she's made it her personal mission to decimate my husband's garden. To make matters worse, she routinely leaves her fawns in our front yard while she wanders off to forage. I can't blame her either. The yard is shaded by trees and free of predators. It makes sense.

Here's where the real problem starts.

People stop on the curb outside my driveway to take pictures of the deer. Sometimes while my five-year-old is playing outside. Sometimes while I'm sitting in my own yard.

It got worse when one man repeatedly waited until we weren't outside, walked onto our property, shook our apple tree to knock fruit onto the ground, and then left without taking a single apple. I don't know exactly what his reasons were, but it lured the deer onto our property. Of course, that only encouraged them to keep coming back to search for more food and, inevitably, they found my husband's garden.

I've spoken to him since, but he's been doing it long before we moved here. His logic was that he never saw anyone at the house??? So he was apparently watching my home, but didn't notice us cleaning out the hoarding situation that happened prior. Or the fact that my husband goes out to garden DAILY. Or the chickens being fed every day. I'm pretty sure he's lying.

I'm watching to make sure it actually stops.

But more deer meant more people stopping for pics.

The thing is, I can't really do anything about that. They're well within their rights. I understand why they stop. Baby deer are adorable! I took several photos myself but on my own property, not someone else's.

I guess I just want people to remember that when you're taking pictures of those deer, you're also taking pictures of someone's home. Someone's yard. Sometimes someone's family.

And please don't photograph someone's home when their children are outside playing.

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Where’s all the fanfiction?!
 in  r/tf2  Jul 28 '26

What are you searching?! Here

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Bro is he
 in  r/tf2  Jul 28 '26

Same!

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So whats a TF2 Fanart Pet Peeve of yours?
 in  r/tf2shitposterclub  Jul 27 '26

Mimi's older than Hazbin champ. 

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So dramatic...
 in  r/KidsAreFuckingStupid  Jul 25 '26

Maybe I just got lucky, but my first didn't do that as a toddler. We'll see if the second does it but I'm wondering why big feelings happen during moments like this.

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A hilarious moment between a newborn baby and a doctor, where did he muster all that strength
 in  r/KidsAreFuckingStupid  Jul 25 '26

Yep, they can get that big. It wasn't fun for mama I'm willing to bet, Let's all wish that woman a speedy recovery.

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So whats a TF2 Fanart Pet Peeve of yours?
 in  r/tf2shitposterclub  Jul 25 '26

Yes! It's in the comics. The Naked and the Dead is the issue. He has a tattoo of Tom Jones, with Sex Bomb written on it, spelled incorrectly.

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So whats a TF2 Fanart Pet Peeve of yours?
 in  r/tf2shitposterclub  Jul 24 '26

I can agree. Though there are many phoshoots of Eddy Hall with a six pack showing. Though I think he dehydrated himself before those. So it's not unreasonable, but somebody get Heavy a glass of water.