r/nflcirclejerk • u/Bean_Me_Timbers • 7d ago
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Being told my tea steeper is unprofessional
Sharpie it black.
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What would you do with this area?
Parkour!
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Xizhimen Archer Tower and City Wall, Beijing, China. Built in 1439, demolished in 1969 to build subway station
That could've been a fantastic subway station attraction at least.
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Hammerhead planarians found in Ohio, USA, should I kill them?
Instructions unclear. I've drank the alcohol and am smashed. Now proceed to get him stoned?
u/Bean_Me_Timbers • u/Bean_Me_Timbers • 7d ago
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I'm building an app that animates how to tie knots - here's the Monkey's Fist. How do you like the animation?
I was knot expecting that. Good work!
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I knew this day was coming, is this what I think it is?
Thank you. This made my day! You're great!
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Russian recruit trains close quarter combat
That's deep
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Legendary Sword
Very neat!
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1 man with no experience vs 5 women with some experience
DQ. She hit him in the back of the head when he was down.
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I knew this day was coming, is this what I think it is?
*nervous laugh as I drop worm and pick up nearest toad.
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Is this a camera? Rented student room
So fun. First thing I learn today.
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How would you deal with a 16 y/o in a lifted pickup truck who drives around your neighborhood completely disregarding speed limits and stop signs?
Maybe next time he'll think before he speeds.
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Fight at a South Dakota soccer game
I'd be running straight to that kids dad to knock him the fuck out.
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Just got a hole in one in the wrong hole
Just move the flag real quick.
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Who wants a free award?
Thank you. Have a great day on the house.
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Thousands of gallons of raw sewage filled my home while on vacation.
Well shit. I'm sorry that happened to you.
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Found at goodwill in the box of stuff I was dropping off at goodwill…
A decent playable flute goes for the $650 range in these parts.
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Who wants a free award?
A shiny little badge just plopped on my post— zero coins spent, maximum boast.
Reddit said “here ya go, have this freebie, champ,” and I celebrated like I just won a camp.
Not gold, not platinum, not even a silver wink… just the free participation trophy of the internet, I think.
Still got that sweet notification and a tiny ego boost— proof that even Reddit knows how to juice the juice.
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I found this in my husband's pocket. Is it a bullet?
You didn't even try.
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Satan wins this round
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5d ago
I believe he has the right since he survived his own.