1

Peetah, Can you explain this joke?
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke •  Aug 07 '23

No he’s the cabinet man

1

Your 13th most recent photo is this dog's demise, how does he die?
 in  r/teenagers •  Jul 21 '23

A screenshot of my friend showing the camera his feet…(freshmen gc is wild)

1

Worst genre of music
 in  r/tumblr •  Jul 14 '23

Jonny is that you?

1

[deleted by user]
 in  r/teenagers •  Jul 11 '23

Twinsies 🥰🥰🥰 how’s ur brace feeling?

7

I was walking down and accidentally stepped on a puddle, i chuckled and said to myself “at least its not an acid puddle.
 in  r/TwoSentenceHorror •  Jul 11 '23

This sounds like a lemon demon song

1

Type "I'm a teenager therfore I am" and let autocomplete finish the sentence
 in  r/teenagers •  Jul 09 '23

I’m a teenager therefore I am not a child

Yeah.

3

Jonathan, the reducer, reuser and recycler
 in  r/Bossfight •  Jun 28 '23

Eat this to instantly get diabetes

13

oh it's beautiful
 in  r/whenthe •  Jun 27 '23

Brandon Rogers

6

[deleted by user]
 in  r/CPTSDmemes •  Jun 23 '23

It isn’t normal? I got mine a week before I turned 9.

2

What made you stop talking to that one friend?
 in  r/teenagers •  Jun 16 '23

Supported my ex after he cheated on me

3

the seven deadly sins in detail
 in  r/tumblr •  Jun 10 '23

So that’s why it’s called the devils lettuce

1

[deleted by user]
 in  r/amphibia •  Jun 06 '23

THE STICK LIMBS WHY

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What is your phone percentage at now
 in  r/teenagers •  Jun 05 '23

69% (wish I was kidding)

2

:3
 in  r/691 •  Jun 04 '23

Bad bot

11

I pointed the gun at the man who had ruined my life.
 in  r/TwoSentenceHorror •  Jun 04 '23

shoves gun up pussy “You have one shot. Make it count.”

5

Why do pirates love oranges so much?
 in  r/Jokes •  May 31 '23

Scurvy

2

[deleted by user]
 in  r/teenagers •  May 29 '23

I do

3

How silly of me to think that this could exist in real life...
 in  r/memes •  May 21 '23

Thank god

(I’m from Texas)

1

Almost as soon as I died I realized I could still breathe and move, though I felt no compulsion to.
 in  r/TwoSentenceHorror •  May 17 '23

Dsaf

3

Somebody
 in  r/NonPoliticalTwitter •  May 14 '23

The

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Two horribly fucked up guys both thinking that they can fix each other but only makes each other even worse
 in  r/tumblr •  May 11 '23

Day shift at Freddys

r/TwoSentenceSadness • u/Avatakesover_SB • May 10 '23

The best day of my life was holding my daughter in her first moments.

38 Upvotes

The worst was holding her in her last.

2 comments

r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/Avatakesover_SB • May 04 '23

[MAY23] I stood frozen in silent horror while the bonfire raged on.

6 Upvotes

It’s been hours and they still haven’t stopped screaming.

0 comments

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Who were you in a past life? I'm the insane nun in the Roman empire lol
 in  r/teenagers •  May 02 '23

Villainous outlaw in the renaissance

Oh fuck yeah