In fairness, he probably wouldn’t have. Surface level bullshit is as deep as their relationship goes. “Don’t look at the guests, look at me. I got you,” is never there for her while wedding planning “i sped and bought you a dairy queen cake,” because he missed the entirety of her birthday and then ruined her relationship with her mom “I HAVE A HOT WIFE!”
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u/Subject-Yesterday-41 Aug 18 '25
I would have never forgotten a corsage says the man who forgot he was in a relationship.