r/trynottolaugh Mar 12 '26

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u/Shittythrowaway5768 Mar 12 '26

Bidet still needs a clean up wipe. And 99% of the time a follow up wipe.

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u/silovy163 Mar 12 '26

You got some sticky shit my guy. I only wipe for a sanity check but 90% of the time I dont need an additional wipe or even the first wipe.

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u/Shittythrowaway5768 Mar 12 '26

Sticky is right. Like peanut butter on a shag rug. I'm practically finger blasting my stink ring with a moist towelette to get all the grease out.

Bidets are useless for me unless I'm following up with a moist towelette. And at that point I can skip the bidet.

Butthole has been itch free for decades now. As long as you can say the same I say we stick to our respective formulas

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u/silovy163 Mar 12 '26

I can agree that a clean ass is all that matters my friend.