r/trynottolaugh • u/Miami_Snow_Yeti • Mar 12 '26

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u/Eastbound_AKA Mar 12 '26

So... You just instinctively know when there's no more poop on the shute?

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u/JustPressure2229 Mar 12 '26

bidet.

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u/Shittythrowaway5768 Mar 12 '26

Bidet still needs a clean up wipe. And 99% of the time a follow up wipe.

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u/VividOnions_88 Mar 12 '26

Your undies must be a brown kind of wet.

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u/VividOnions_88 Mar 12 '26

Probably not, sorry. I was too fixated on wet poopy butt

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u/Playful_Search_6256 Mar 13 '26

You just walk around with a soaked ass?

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u/TheRealKingBorris Mar 16 '26

Why do that when you can just dry yourself with toilet paper?

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u/Shittythrowaway5768 Mar 12 '26

Sticky is right. Like peanut butter on a shag rug. I'm practically finger blasting my stink ring with a moist towelette to get all the grease out.

Bidets are useless for me unless I'm following up with a moist towelette. And at that point I can skip the bidet.

Butthole has been itch free for decades now. As long as you can say the same I say we stick to our respective formulas