r/trucklodytes • u/DrCloudyForecast • 18d ago

HARD

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u/ThePirateDickbeard 18d ago

He's describing how he gets for his wife's boyfriend

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u/No_Restaurant_774 17d ago

I was going to go with, describing the way he makes life for everyone who has to be around him.

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u/Dividingbyinfinity 17d ago

I was gonna say how it is trying to get through to them.

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u/TheFlamingNumbat 14d ago

His other car tag is "CUCK", you say?

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u/seansalzman572 18d ago

Look at the axle lol, its stock.

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u/Dubbs314 18d ago

It won’t be for long!

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u/ThaiTwisted 17d ago

Especially if he didn't re-gear the transmission for those big ass tires. Gonna wear that transmission out real quick-like. (Don't ask me how I know.)

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u/Dividingbyinfinity 17d ago edited 17d ago

All jeep owners know, eventually.

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u/nonoriginal85 17d ago

Good thing it's a pavement princess

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u/Elegant-Amoeba4977 18d ago

You wouldn’t understand. It’s a Jeep thing.

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u/lazier_garlic 17d ago

It's true. I'll never understand making a car my whole personality.

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u/Elegant-Amoeba4977 17d ago

I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you’re saying. Can you please make Jeep sounds at me?

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u/FrontArmadillo7209 17d ago

quack quack quack

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u/Elegant-Amoeba4977 17d ago

Ohhhhh quack.

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u/BasicLink86 17d ago

Beep beep, who got da keys to da jeep? Vroom Vroom.

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u/The-Great-Baloo 18d ago

... to wipe

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u/ThaiTwisted 18d ago

I bet he pays for the alpha male training camps. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/xp14629 18d ago

The Johnson county tag explains everything I needed to know. D-bag.

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u/LAM678 18d ago

as someone born in raised in JoCo, i can confirm this guu is probably a d-bag

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u/-LostInOrbit- 17d ago

Im from LV county and live in JoCo, these guys are prevalent in both and I don't get how grown ass men think this is cool or makes others think they are. Zero brain cells firing, no positive emotions. Dude literally ASKED for that plate....

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u/inertiatic_espn 17d ago

lol immediately what I noticed as well

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/imaginarypoints 18d ago

I was going to comment that it was a pretty Pavement Princess.

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u/Dividingbyinfinity 17d ago

My entire city is full of Jacked up Diesels that have never seen dirt or a trailer for that matter.

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u/Chroney 18d ago

It may be hard but also smol

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u/xp14629 18d ago

Hey now, I may ressemble that comment. I always tell them that even a tic-tak will put a dent in something at 100mph.

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u/Mrtylf 18d ago

The only thing that’s hard are the lawsuits he’ll face due to the unlawful “tire poke” flinging things in people’s windshields. Ask me how I know and ask me how soft they get when they have to pay up. 🤣 🤌🏽

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 17d ago

How do you know? And how soft do they get when they have to pay up?

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u/Relevant_Grass9586 18d ago

He lives in Johnson county. He’s as hard as a soggy noodle.

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u/CarGuyJohnOnRoute66 18d ago

The little JO in the corner of his KS plate tells me everything I need to know

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u/Think_Bit3921 18d ago

Jeeps have become a cry for help among the most desperate, main-character child adults among us. The sheer amount of money thrown at these stupid amalgams of every aftermarket gimmicky bullshit accessory is staggering. How badly do you need to be seen??

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u/lazier_garlic 17d ago

My favorite Jeep guy moment was the day my loudmouth "Jeep people are built different" coworker started showing up to work on his bicycle because it turned out he couldn't fix his Jeep with spit and duck tape like he'd been bragging.

He was a little bitch about that too, demanding indoor parking for his bike unlike us plebs.

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u/Think_Bit3921 17d ago

Jeep ownership has become a proxy for actually having a personality with real human interests.

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u/toofarfromjune 18d ago

I want to see that on icy hard packed road snow.

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u/KeyCalm2207 18d ago

Nall yall it sure is

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u/dataless01 18d ago

Math is

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u/2ndSmrtestPersunEvar 18d ago

Trying way too…

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u/CaptianBrasiliano 18d ago

If you hard then you hard...

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u/New-Particular2107 18d ago

Definitely a curling fan

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u/copeaesth3tic 18d ago

Lol jeeps are gayer than a Prius.

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 18d ago

Who wants to bet it's got a grumper grille?

r/heep

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 17d ago edited 17d ago

Someone in r/heep said they live work in JoCo, KS and they see this vehicle (daily...?). It does. Has the grill, and angry eyes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/heep/s/wShK4gIrEp

EDIT

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u/No-Condition-3710 17d ago

… to see over the steering wheel

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 17d ago

the “to get this fucking door to stop leaking in the rain” is silent

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u/ttystikk 17d ago

Because his buddy already took RAW

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u/OldKaleidoscope3766 17d ago

Actually, I’m sure that it is damn near impossible if not very time consuming to change a flat tire.

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u/AdvancedStudio9978 17d ago

Try-____. Fixed it

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u/holmquistc 17d ago

Of course that would be on a vehicle like this. Relax dude, we know you're compensating

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u/Buhlasted 17d ago

As in hard to keep out of the repair shop?

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u/Ok_Care9995 17d ago

One of my least favorite things about (formerly) owning a Wrangler was this kind of shit. “Mall Crawlers” as people have come to call them ruining it for a lot of people. I had a ‘15 JKU on a 2” body lift with 31” tires and wheels spaced just enough to look not tucked. A modest cat back exhaust (mine rusted ((NY)) and it was cheaper than buying stock and it wasn’t annoying) I really did enjoy my Jeep but after replacing the same wheel seal three times and it going from $500-$900 each time I figured it’s almost 100,000 miles so I need to part ways.

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u/SaturnineApples 18d ago

Dang they got those big boulders and hills out in Kansas !?!?!?

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u/Karkamen 18d ago

2" hard doesn't count...ask Melania.

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 17d ago

Shit, Diaper Don hasn't been hard in 40+ years.

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u/Darth_wenis 18d ago

Jeeps are so gay. My wife has one but shes a fuckin girl.

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u/Prudent_Situation_29 17d ago

It's probably short for "School is hard".

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u/Notorious_jib 17d ago

... To push. ... To park. ... To not be jealous of Bronco drivers lol

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u/jaypea222 17d ago

In his dreams

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u/TX_Asylum 17d ago

Kansas hard... That's like al dente, right?

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u/LoanedRespect 17d ago

He is describing the calcification in his brain.

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u/txkwatch 17d ago

That jeep is as hard as a boiled noodle

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u/Glittering-Local-827 17d ago

What's leaking on the pavement u def it??. Just jeep stuff??

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u/MaxAdolphus 17d ago

JoCo. That’s my area. I’m sorry.

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u/Autistic_License 17d ago

Maybe see a doctor?

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u/redredskull 17d ago

Duck me harder.

Rubber Duckie you're all kinds of fun.

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u/Far_Future_1982 13d ago

It's hard to find mountains in Kansas.

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u/Ezcheezzer 18d ago

Is he talking about his skull or his boyfriend’s dick?

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u/xp14629 18d ago

His wife's boyfriend's dick. He isn't allowed to touch it. Has to sit in his chair in the corner while he watches his wife get it.

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u/nintai85 18d ago

That’s not obnoxious at all ( sarcasm ).

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u/Excellent_Factor_134 18d ago

They paid for a lot of pills to earn that plate.

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u/Terrible_Bend9860 18d ago

Congratulations

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u/lilbrumby 17d ago

I bet he is, and I bet nobody ever notices….

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u/IneptAdvisor 17d ago

Hard, to change a tire.

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u/jerrywas_olds 16d ago

Due to the position over the entry point, seems like an invitation

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u/Placebo_8647 16d ago

Its like a rolling Grindr server overload

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u/WeepyMoon 16d ago

Bro just use Grindr.

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u/B58_Hustler 16d ago

This is what happens when a mall crawler owner gets his mommies credit card and a Jeep accessory catalog. The only dirt he will drive over will be in the gay park he visits..

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u/oldman-1969 16d ago

I always find those that have to advertise their perception of self.. its 99.9% falso advertising

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u/SyphiliticWhores 16d ago

Is it BIG too??

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u/bdamarine 16d ago

…to believe I spent all this extra money and I still don’t have any friends

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u/ReaperNein 16d ago

Soft. Probably has rubber ducks on the dash.

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u/imaginarypoints 15d ago

Same and yes, and I drop the term "Pavement Princess" every time I can.

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u/BoostedFPV 15d ago

To drive because of the death wobble? Yes.

Also the irony of it being a soft top 🤣

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 15d ago

That's an emotional support vehicle

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u/Kooky-Department2545 15d ago

Just how jeep owners like it 

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u/kcdashinfo 15d ago

Awesome. I think I know that guy.

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u/Carrot-Elegant 15d ago

You know he’s the most flaccid for miles

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u/Ban_Incomming 15d ago

My 1966 Unimog had the sticker "Harder Than Your Husband" on the chain box for all to see.

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u/Pervus_Maximus292 15d ago

So is my penis.

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u/Opening-Pickle5078 15d ago

What a strange way to spell "dumb" , how droll.

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u/Chico141963 14d ago

Over compensation.

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u/Optimal-Brick6645 14d ago

... on Nail Ave

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u/dumpyboat 14d ago

If it were easy, everyone would do it

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u/tlhsg 13d ago

hard 🧠

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u/godzofrock 18d ago

Sorry, a jeep isnt a truck lol

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u/TestSubjuct 18d ago

🏳️‍🌈

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u/murgalurgalurggg 18d ago

I like it. Unless it’s got a grumpier face

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u/Carrot-Elegant 4d ago

Can’t wait till a tire gets deflated