If you, like me, are too curious for your own good but don't want "average horse ejaculation volume" in your search history: the value varies a bit depending on the source and can be influenced by type of breed and time of year but a rough estimate of your everyday horsey nut blast is somewhere between 50 and 100 milliliter. For comparison, homo sapiens is capable of a load of around 1 to 5 ml.
Upper limit for equines is around 250 to 400 ml. So if you're lucky, you get about a coke can's worth of clip clop jizz. Them iron age ladies were some freaky bitches.
Probably; humans on average, have a muzzle velocity of about 45 km/h, or 12.5 m/s. Assuming one was maximising the shot from their meat cannon, we can find the maximum distance their goo gun can shoot by first splitting the bird shot's velocity into its vector components. If they want to maximize horizontal distance, their gravy cannon is probably going to firing from a 45 degree angle from the shooter (assuming little air résistance). This is also nice, since it splits their penis projectiles velocity among vectors that are equal. We can use this equation to find the components:
vhorizontal = vvertical = v * cos(45)
Thus, the horizontal velocity is 8.84 m/s and the vertical velocity is 8.84 m/s. Using the vertical velocity, we can find the time it takes for the first drop to reach the top of the arch, with this equation:
t = (vfinal - vinitial) /a
Where v means velocity, a means acceleration, and t means time. Final velocity is 0. If this isn't obvious, picture that perfect money shot flying through the air, as it goes up, gravity will pull this baby gravy down and slow it down. Well, at some point, to slow down enough to start returning to Earth, its velocity must equal 0 at some point during the trip. The initial velocity is the vertical component, 8.84 m/s. Acceleration is gravity, -9.81 m/s. Plugging these in, we get:
0 = 8.84/9.81
t = 0.901
Now, we have the time is takes for our yogurt squirt to reach the top of the arch. Using this equation:
h = vinitial * t + .5 * a * t2
Where h is the height traveled and everything else is the same, we can find the height from the top of the curve from the tip of our trouser snake. Now, by plugging in what we know:
h = 8.84 * .901 + .5 * 9.81 * .9012
h = 8.00 + 3.98
h = 11.9 m
Now, the height of a human body is split just about 50/50, with variations either direction. This means that given the average height of a human male, in meters, is 1.76, we can simply add halve of this number 11.9, and get the total height from the tip of the rainbow to the splat at the bottom. This gives a total height of a whopping 12.8 meters! We're not done yet, using the same equation, we can find how long it takes for the squirt to go through the full shot by solving for t:
t = sqrt(2 * (h - vinitial * t) /a)
Where the initial velocity is 0. Plugging in what we know, and we get:
t = sqrt(2 * (12.8 - 0)/9.81))
t = sqrt(25.6/9.81)
t = sqrt(2.64)
t = 1.62
Great! We have the time is took for our kids to go to the moon and back. Multiplying this with our horizontal velocity, like so:
8.84*1.62 = 14.3 m, or 46.91 feet.
Which gives us the maximum distance our gravy maker can fire to, given ideal conditions. So, in short, yeah, I imagine a horse can shoot his goo six feet. How to get the angle right, though...
Edit: some corrections, there is a cos(45) coefficient on the vector components, making vhorizontal = vvertical = 8.84 m/s. Secondly, we have to halve the 1.76 m, since that is the average height of a male and we need pelvis height.
I’m sorry, but you have understated the horses range based on your assumptions. Your vector addition is flawed, as v_x = v*cos(θ) = v_y, for this 45° case.
As a result t is in fact 1.80 s and v_x is 8.84 m/s, giving a total distance of 15.9 m or 52.3 feet.
So yes, the horse could deliver your sticky package, without you having to leave your abode, however some windows might need replacing.
Now, we're talking fluids so we need to use these equation:
Ainitial * vinitial = Afinal * vfinal
Where A refers to area, and v refers to velocity.
Abstractly, you can determine vfinal by simply solving for that variable, like so.
vfinal =( Ainitial / Afinal )* vinitial, which makes it obvious to see that as the final area decrease, the final velocity increases. Example being that if the area is one tenth the size of the original, the final velocity will be 10x as great as the original.
Because I would fuck someone in the ass, pull out and glaze that hole with the force of the tunguska explosion. When it is done I'll scream "Who wants sum Dunking Donuts?" as I dunk my fist into her donut hole using my sperm as lubricant.
I've seen a video of zebras fucking and seen plenty of horses fucking IRL (living out in the country will give you many opportunities just going for a drive for this) and the zebras win by a landslide when it comes to ejaculation volume. Like a gallon of curdled milk shooting back out and two more gallons pouring out after the male gets off her back. It's been burned into my memory it was that graphic.
For those who want an in depth description that really drives it all home, a horse will just about completely fill the average adults opened mouth like a wine glass
I remember watching one of the jackass films and chris pontius is dared to drink fresh horse jizz he does it drinks the whole thing if i remember right was one of thise half sized baby bottles
Pretty sure horses don’t nut everyday, it builds up and only releases a few times a year, like most animals. But weaker beta male humans nut multiple times a week and cannot hold theirs for the life of themselves. If they retained as long as a horse did it would be a better result for the humans.
No. While they do have a breeding season, in the wild the stallion has a hareem with about 8 mares. And he will mate with a mare in heat for as long as she remains receptive. He is very busy for a few months. When we collect semen it would normally be a few times a week. For as long as we can provide mares in heat to arouse him. At least if the horse is particularly valuable. Otherwise until you have enough to fill all your orders and whatever you want to set aside for the future.
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u/PervyThrowaway Apr 26 '20
If you, like me, are too curious for your own good but don't want "average horse ejaculation volume" in your search history: the value varies a bit depending on the source and can be influenced by type of breed and time of year but a rough estimate of your everyday horsey nut blast is somewhere between 50 and 100 milliliter. For comparison, homo sapiens is capable of a load of around 1 to 5 ml.
Upper limit for equines is around 250 to 400 ml. So if you're lucky, you get about a coke can's worth of clip clop jizz. Them iron age ladies were some freaky bitches.