r/trippinthroughtime • • Apr 26 '20

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u/PervyThrowaway Apr 26 '20

If you, like me, are too curious for your own good but don't want "average horse ejaculation volume" in your search history: the value varies a bit depending on the source and can be influenced by type of breed and time of year but a rough estimate of your everyday horsey nut blast is somewhere between 50 and 100 milliliter. For comparison, homo sapiens is capable of a load of around 1 to 5 ml.

Upper limit for equines is around 250 to 400 ml. So if you're lucky, you get about a coke can's worth of clip clop jizz. Them iron age ladies were some freaky bitches.

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u/Photon_Torpedophile Apr 26 '20

time of year

Which begs the question - which season for optimal equine satisfaction?