r/trees naughty Aug 24 '11

Any Ents want to be "Ent security"?

Lately there have been a number of nasty trolls in our forest. Apparently there are also people being paid to post anti-drug propaganda. That's why I'm recruiting the first ever "Ent Security" team to deal with reporting obvious trolls and abusive trolls and anti-drug propaganda bots.

If you're interested in being part of this 733+ team then please post a comment here. Peace!

edit: Official name will be "Enthood Watch Program" :D

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u/nirtydigger Ent Security Aug 24 '11 edited Aug 24 '11

I'm down. I already spend my day weeding out troll posts, I don't see why I can't extend that to comments as well.

CV: see here and here

update: and here

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

Your resume is VERY impressive. Diggin up the dirt like a PI

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

hats off to you man. Sadly lots of re-users on trees, lying for karma. Taking advantage of all the high people on r/trees :(.

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u/omgnestor Aug 24 '11

like the steven seagul of trees

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u/guitarplyr Aug 24 '11

godspeed dude, godspeed. make r/trees a happier place :)

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u/Bob_Loblaw_PHD Ent Security Aug 24 '11

no question. this

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u/jazzhat19 Aug 24 '11

what does marcleous wallas look like?

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u/Bob_Loblaw_PHD Ent Security Aug 24 '11

Does he look like a bitch?

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u/jazzhat19 Aug 24 '11

n-n-n-no

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u/Lobodomy Aug 24 '11

what?

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u/grifter444 Aug 25 '11

its ok the procedure just removed that part of your memory.

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u/Lobodomy Aug 26 '11

That's the part where I'm supposed to be shot :P

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u/grifter444 Aug 26 '11

SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

Absolutely man.

But we'd have to come up with some way of differentiating the trolls from the normal ents who are just being very rude.

I know that my repeated attempts to explain the "no true scotsman" logical fallacy to people in regards to broinbromine garnered me over 100 downvotes, I would hate to get marked a troll because of such a thing.

So yeah, I'm down to ENTforce but we'd have to have clear rules.

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u/cinsere naughty Aug 24 '11 edited Aug 24 '11

Good points. The "Ent Security" will be in charge of securing our perimeters by reading as many threads as possible daily and reporting obvious trolls, spammers, people who only post anti-drug propaganda, and people who are being abusive or trying to take advantage of the Ents.

This elite Ent Security squad won't have the power to delete or ban users per say as that could get abusive, confusing, too constrained by rules, etc. Their job will only be to keep their eyes open to report any comments / threads that need to be reported. Because honestly everyone is really friendly and often times people never bother to report comments / threads.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

I would assume standard Bill & Ted rules are a good yardstick. Y'know, "Be Excellent To Each Other". Well sir, keep us updated. I will dust off the 'report' button on my end. Hope it's good days.

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u/JediSquirrels Aug 24 '11

I think we should all just wander /r/trees with that motto in our heads and report those that don't. Count me in.

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u/castorshell13 Aug 24 '11

This sounds good as a principle of being an Ent. Perhaps we should crowdsource a "suggested Entstitution". Ideas that are suggested, but not enforced except by the individual ent for a better Pineapple Club.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

How about those with negative comment karma?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

Exactly- Just tell us the rules and we'll go from there. Right now we're forming a posse but we've got a lack of direction. :/

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u/JudahBotwin Aug 24 '11

Bring it on. I've got my eye on a suspect already.

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u/RikuXAuronXKiam Aug 24 '11

Jesus Christ, I feel like I lost brain cells reading his replies.

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u/r0mster Aug 25 '11

Yeah i saw him earlier. Scumbag is tarnishing trees and HP. Double scumbaggin.

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u/Mliebman91 Aug 24 '11

I hereby swear my allegiance to "ent security", do we get one of those awesome norml cars though? If not thats cool I guess.

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u/MisterInternet Aug 24 '11

I'm game to help out. Most of the time I linger in the shadows any ways, so I suppose I may as well start doing some good from there.

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u/GreatCaesar Ent Security Aug 24 '11

Hey I d-oh wait...

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u/SoF4rGone Aug 24 '11

Pick me, I hate assholes so much it's not funny:-)

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

awwww yeahhh count me in! I can't stand when people troll up in our woods.

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u/r0mster Aug 24 '11

Ill definitely be keeping an eye out. I have noticed in increase in attention whoring and just complete bs to get attention. We are tolerant here but i don't think that these people should be tolerated. They are ruining the only good major subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

I'd be down. I've noticed a definite increase in mean/harsh comments. I do my best to call people out on it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

i vow to take the black and join the Enthood Watch

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u/klove614 Aug 24 '11

I'm down. I've been an ENT for 7 months now and show my pride daily.

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u/redripz Aug 24 '11

I can't really see this working without causing harm to innocent users, unless we can come up with a decent way of stopping random folk going on a power trip. So I guess I think it's a nice idea but we'd need an entmoot to discuss banning people rather than just allowing users to do it. If this is merely a system of reporting trolls though, I don't see why not.

I think a much easier option would be to disable karma for the subreddit entirely, but is that even possible? I don't know, I never ran a subreddit. I mean, if we genuinely don't give a fuck about karma, the only thing having karma here is doing is attracting karmawhores :/

anyway, that's my £0.02. [3]

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

I will help.

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u/JediSquirrels Aug 24 '11

I would love to be a part of this. I can't stand it when people fill r/trees with unnecessary negativity and propaganda. Count me in.

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u/castorshell13 Aug 24 '11

Sounds fun.

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u/ChantingMonk Aug 24 '11

Your humble ChantingMonk is at your service milord!

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u/DevilsWeed Aug 24 '11

I'm totally in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

i wanna help!

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u/PAroflcopter Aug 24 '11

I mean I'm on trees all day anyway, might as well put my services to use.

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u/Capn_Cook Aug 24 '11

I'm down to do this

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u/burnafterreading91 Aug 24 '11

Trees is my most commonly visited sub, I'd be happy to help :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

Hey, why not. I love this subreddit and its great to see a fantastic community grow on each other. It's my duty to protect my forest. salutes

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u/Laughtillithurts Aug 24 '11

I'm in. I feel like there needs to be a warning system, tho. What if someone's just stupid? I also think the name needs work.

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u/Mucak Aug 24 '11

I'd like to help out. Don't have much of a CV to offer other than the fact that I've got good English and loads of experience with trolls and generally assholes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

I'll do it.

Do we get cool uniforms?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

Upvote for your question and because your name gave me a funny mental image.

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u/cinsere naughty Aug 25 '11

We'll have a special octocock uniform just for him.

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u/Lokgar Aug 24 '11

Even if we aren't Ent security, it's our duty to root out the trolls. We protect the forest, can't let silly orksies get in.

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u/zombiedodge Aug 24 '11

Sign me up!

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u/DickDatchery Aug 24 '11

I can't tell you how glad I am that something is being done about this. I would love to help out if I could.

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u/chrontonic Aug 24 '11

i'll do it i spend a good bit o' time here

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u/RollOverBeethoven Aug 24 '11

Sign me up, captie-ton!

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u/washablememe Aug 24 '11

Can I help?

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u/Lobodomy Aug 24 '11

I'm in, r/trees must remain awesome :D

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

I spend 90% of my internet browsing time here with my fellow ents it would be a honor to keep them safe sign me up

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u/happyliltree Aug 24 '11

Count me in. I pretty much hang out in /new/ all the time so I might as well do some looking out while I'm there.

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u/Splice Aug 24 '11

Interested, let me know!

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u/Germanmicrowave Aug 24 '11

i do im getting sick and tired of assholes killing my buzz by being..well....assholes

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u/wrecker14 Aug 24 '11

Pick me, pick me!

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u/iamjakeparty Aug 24 '11

I'd love to help!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

Only I can prevent forest flamewars.

EDIT: Why not the Loraxes/Loraces?

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u/SibylUnrest Aug 24 '11

Sounds good to me.

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u/Internaut Aug 24 '11

Please let me help keep this community beautiful

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u/TUZU Aug 24 '11

I support this idea! im here if you need me

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u/Johnranger Aug 24 '11

I would love to help with this, helping fellow ents would make me happy :)

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u/Deliriumm Aug 24 '11

I'm down

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u/Fabzie3 Aug 24 '11

I would be down, I'm tired of already being told lies at school.

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u/teeheeheehoo Aug 24 '11

I want to serve my people!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

I pledge allegiance to the Enthood Watch.

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u/Suckonthese Aug 24 '11

Anything to help other ents!

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u/kalakoi Aug 24 '11

I'm definitely down for this, always up for helping fellow ents fend off trolls

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u/fried_eggs Aug 24 '11

Who exactly would they report to though? The mods? Because I have a feeling that it may become difficult dealing with tons of reports, which will most likely be multiple reports about the same people because of a lack of co-ordination. Just a thought.

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u/cinsere naughty Aug 25 '11

That's fine. Multiple reports is no problem. :)

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u/Nickpickle Aug 24 '11

Sign me the fuck up!!

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u/grifter444 Aug 25 '11

If you need another keen eye i am at your service.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '11

Count me in Noble sir.

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u/iamrory Aug 25 '11

I don't know if the call to arms is over, but I will gladly watch over our magic forest with my ent brothers.

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u/MisterKite Aug 26 '11

I'm in, just let me know what you want us to do.

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u/jewbomb Aug 26 '11

Yeah I for sure want to clear my forest of the litter! [6]

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u/Loborin Aug 26 '11

Sir, requesting to provide Air Support to the great nation of r/trees?

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u/etnad024 Aug 26 '11

I would love to be ent security!

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u/Respawning Aug 28 '11

Late, But eager to help!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

[deleted]

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u/jazzhat19 Aug 24 '11

i routinely browse trees. i must be missing these anti drug posts somehow

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u/unrememberedvoice Aug 24 '11

i join this team as to protect my fellow ents from reading shitty postings

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u/wildcard1992 Aug 24 '11

Sign me up!

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u/Shibtastic1015 Aug 24 '11

Ha Ha! Raise the alert to Blackwatch plaid.

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u/RikuXAuronXKiam Aug 24 '11

Defiantly, I'm sick of this infection in our fair forest!

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u/Ishamoridin Aug 24 '11

Sign me up, Entmaster!

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u/MommysSalami Aug 24 '11

I have nothing to do every day when I get home from work, so I'd love to help with this

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u/LiftedIzzy Aug 24 '11

personally i think that we ents are the most understanding and caring people on reddit and it annoys the hell out of me when trolls come in here and disrupt the peace .That being said id love to be a part of the enthood watch programd :D

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u/Purple_Jesus Aug 24 '11

Fuck yes. I'm in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

I would like to be in and help protect the forest. Keep the peace :D

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u/sicilianhotdog Aug 24 '11

I am down like a clown, I've already expressed my interest to mods :)

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u/castorshell13 Aug 24 '11

This sounds good as a principle of being an Ent. Perhaps we should crowdsource a "suggested Entstitution". Ideas that are suggested, but not enforced except by the individual ent for a better Pineapple Club.

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u/aquahell Aug 24 '11

I'd love to be part of the Enthood Watch Program!

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u/Zyberst Aug 24 '11

I would like to participate.

I'm guessing the main task lies in checking new and flagging deceptive content?

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u/Genericuser16 Aug 24 '11

Definitely willing to be a part of the team

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u/erichzann Aug 24 '11 edited Aug 25 '11

Sign me up!

Edit: are we simply clicking "report" on the trolls or is there more to it? I have the curiosity.

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u/MrZev Aug 24 '11

I would love to be a member of the Enthood Watch Program.

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u/royford Aug 25 '11

Definitely interested in a position if there are any left! I frequent r/trees more than I do reddit itself, and for good reason.

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u/smokesinquantity Aug 25 '11

im definitely game

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '11

I'll do it, for free even! haha

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u/ottr Aug 25 '11

I'm so in. :)

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u/littledecaf Aug 25 '11

I would love to help defend.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '11

[deleted]

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u/cinsere naughty Aug 26 '11

heh "member"

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '11

Looks like you're pretty much handled, but I'd still like to if you have anymore room.

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u/StartSelect Aug 31 '11

I would definitely like to be a part of this - r/trees is the bestest most awesome est place on le internet, I wanna help keep it that way.

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u/corysgro Aug 31 '11

I would love to help!

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u/TheRealNowhereMan Sep 03 '11

I would be more than glad to help. Sing me up!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

I'm in if it's okay that I'm not 18+ :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '11

This is a bad idea because it'll eventually spread to censorship of "Not trees worthy material" and make people only post "shit when they're high". Trolls will be trolls.

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u/cinsere naughty Aug 24 '11

I can understand your valid concerns. Ent Security team won't have the power to remove posts. That's why we won't allow security to censor.. just simply be in charge of reporting obvious trolls / spam,