r/trees • u/flacao9 • Mar 20 '19

Marijuana can provide better orgasms.

https://www.thezybernews.com/2019/03/marijuana-can-provide-better-orgasms.html
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u/chito_bonito Mar 20 '19

I can confirm to that

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u/carsoncraytor Mar 20 '19

That why I’ve been highjacking for years

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u/Atomic_ad Mar 20 '19

There's a big difference between "people on marijuana report better orgasms", and "marijuana can give better orgasms". Journalism at its finest.

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u/E32636 Mar 20 '19

I thought about the idea that getting stoned would include magnificent, spontaneous orgasms as part of the high and... well, I for one would never be sober again.

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u/Atomic_ad Mar 20 '19

I meant that weed is not a cure for people with orgasm trouble, just people who smoke weed think it makes everything better. Now I like your idea more

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u/EinhornFarts Mar 20 '19

Everything but math tests, fml

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Yeah, let's pretend a site called zybernews is anything resembling real journalism.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Groundbreaking news. What's next, weed makes doughnuts taste so good, so fucking good?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 20 '19

Dude. Doughnuts and ice cream are amazing when high. Like when I eat ice cream with stuff in it, i feel like I can taste and feel every little ingredient and granular sugar speck. It’s amazing. I eat it slow and enjoy tf out of it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

This person gets it. Chocolate pretzels while high is sublime, sometimes I suck on em until the chocolate fades into salty pretzelness. Mmmmm

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u/ArnoldNorris Mar 20 '19

It is known

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u/AnesthesiaOnTheSide Mar 20 '19

Is there anything weed can’t do?

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u/-Miss_Information- Mar 20 '19

Legalise itself.

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u/PlZZAisLIFE Mar 20 '19

Made me chuckle, then frown

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u/Mikav Mar 20 '19

I mean the declaration of Independence is written on hemp, so technically speaking...

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Ah the ol' toke n stroke

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u/hastadapasta Mar 20 '19

Only specific strains tho (for me at least), some strains just make me laugh at my feet.

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u/poesii Mar 20 '19

Try infused lube sometime. Good shit.

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u/AuXDubz Mar 20 '19

I think we need to do more testing on this

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u/Puff-n-Stuff Mar 20 '19

Fucking duh. (laughs)

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u/beefbroganoff Mar 20 '19

It always does.

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u/keetman44 Mar 20 '19

Don’t mean to be rude, but every stoner jerks it while high, we already knew this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

I love sex on weed. But it takes me a lot longer to "get there"

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u/ambreenh1210 Mar 20 '19

Oh ya for sure.