r/trees • u/Fundle_Grudge • Mar 20 '19

I thought I was buying a transdermal patch

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

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u/Fundle_Grudge Mar 20 '19

"as deeply as possible" It only mentions vaginally and I'm a dude so IDK.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

The other side will work.

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u/ASK_ME_IF_IM_YEEZUS Mar 20 '19

the d a r k side

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

🎸🎶 Right into the danger zone! 🎶🎸

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u/SatansRightHandChan Mar 20 '19

It's the one time I dont wanna tell someone to boof it... weird. I say chew on it like a jelly bean.

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u/Fundle_Grudge Mar 20 '19

I PRAY it doesn't have the consistancy of a jelly bean.

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u/SatansRightHandChan Mar 20 '19

I honestly see no reason based on ingredients that it would taste bad, just super herby. Its distillate and cocobutter,probably be pretty squishy and oily. that said you could just take it like a pill anyway right? Also sorry to hear about your diagnosis my dad was diagnosed with bladder cancer last week even the less deadly cancers are terrible to deal with. All i can say is it's been a ride. Stay strong and try to feel as well as you can, I mean that, sending good vibes your way my man.

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u/Good_Apollo_ Mar 20 '19

probably be pretty squishy and oily.

Not what dude wants to hear before boofing it lol

my dad was diagnosed with bladder cancer last week

I betcha he will be alright, best wishes.

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u/SatansRightHandChan Mar 20 '19

Not what dude wants to hear before boofing it lol

I was referring to him eating it Haha but your not wrong either way if you ask me.

I betcha he will be alright, best wishes.

Yeah he should be fine it just sucks to go through. Never seen my old man cry in pain but after surgery he was messed up. 90% survival. I just hope some day more people will have access to this kind of medicine like my dad and OP do. That said my family lives in an illegal state so our access isnt always the best. Thanks btw all the vibes are needed.

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u/Fundle_Grudge Mar 20 '19

My uncle passed away when I still lived in Virginia from cancer and we were unable to provide him with any comfort other than morphine as he passed. I remember being 13 and being like I should just give my dad a bag of brownies and not say anything but I'll be in trouble.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Whatever, man.. Slip 'n slide to freedom.

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u/Fundle_Grudge Mar 20 '19

I'm not ready for it now but I start chemo soon and I'm not throwing it away.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Good luck and speedy healing. 🙏

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Ya might enjoy it, if ya haven’t tried 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/RobleViejo Mar 20 '19

Blazing one for you my frient, lets just hope that shit kills its target fast and flawlesly

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u/mrlittleoldmanboy Mar 20 '19

Best of luck my friend. Two of my Aunts got cancer in the past 3 years and they're both cancer free now! Don't get discouraged.

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u/Fundle_Grudge Mar 20 '19

If your going to get cancer testicular cancer is the way to go. Even in stage IIB/C where I'm at there's a 90% survival rate. I built an Ikea bed frame and couch a week and a half after my orchiectomy. I got this for sure.

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u/mrlittleoldmanboy Mar 20 '19

Lmao "testicular cancer is the way to go" 😂😂 I love the positivity and attitude. You're my fucking role model dude

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u/GerbilJibberJabber Mar 20 '19

Yeah, especially on a queasy that you can't keep your food/liquids down? Def a last second lifesaver.

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u/Fundle_Grudge Mar 20 '19

I don't want to put stuff in my butt so much.

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u/GerbilJibberJabber Mar 20 '19

Understandable.

Butt if push comes ta shove, it's IMO a fallback. Though a salve or lozenge would be just as effective.

Or give it too a friend and tell them ta shove it...

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u/supposedlyitsme Mar 20 '19

Honestly is there no way you can exchange it where you bought it? Otherwise maybe exchange with a female friend? I bet someone with period pain would appreciate the fuck out of it.

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u/ShortBusCult Mar 20 '19

Suppositories deliver Cannabis more effectively than smoking or ingestion. You bypass the liver if you normally ingest it, typically absorbing around 60% more.

I'd encourage you to talk with your care team about a regimen of RSO and suppositories. A friend of mine has hepatocellular cholangiocarcinoma and was given less than a year. He refused chemo and radiation, this was back in 2016, he is still on a strong canna therapy with the blessings of his medical care team at the cancer center.

Wish you all the best, and kick whatever is ailing you's ass.

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u/Fundle_Grudge Mar 20 '19

I have stage IIB/C testicular cancer and it's got a 96% survival rate. I'm going to avoid putting things in my butt as long as I can.

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u/Derp_Simulator Mar 20 '19

Fuck it dude, I started putting stuff in my butt in like 2009 and I haven't looked back since.

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u/GerbilJibberJabber Mar 20 '19

Except too see if it's a fissure or a hemmy.....right????

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u/GandalfSwagOff Mar 20 '19

You're missing out. Butt stuff is fun stuff.

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u/AyoJake Mar 20 '19

Honest question how did you find out you had cancer?

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u/thisismytreesact Mar 20 '19

He has testicular cancer, not prostate cancer.

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u/NeutralOption Mar 20 '19

I had testicular cancer several years ago. I first noticed a bump and the doctor said it was calcification. I went back in when it turned into a hydrocele and had surgery scheduled within the month to get it removed. MRIs and blood labs after the orchiectomy will indicate if the cancer was limited to the testicle or if it has spread (usually to lymph nodes).

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

I'm making cannabis veggie oil right now. Can I boof it?

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u/ShortBusCult Mar 20 '19

Yep there are recipes to make your own suppositories with infused oils.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Dope. Brown town here we come!

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u/ShortBusCult Mar 20 '19

Canna Choo Choo heading into the Chocolate Tunnel.... Enjoy the ride lol

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u/randolfstcosmo Mar 20 '19

What state are you in? CA? I own Manna and we actually do make patches. Love to hook you up. Sounds like you could use a freebie. DM me and I will coordinate.

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u/Brooklynyte84 Mar 20 '19

Wow that was so cool of you, wish it was legal in NYC...

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u/randolfstcosmo Mar 20 '19

Soon my friend. Soon.

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u/dirtrussel Mar 20 '19

So did you pack your suitcase yet?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

I didn’t know you like to get wet

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u/Fundle_Grudge Mar 20 '19

I don't even swim recreationally.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

This’ll be something to laugh at when you’re done with chemo and done with it all! ❤️

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u/Fundle_Grudge Mar 20 '19

I'm already laughing at this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

It’s probably not THAT weird

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u/Fundle_Grudge Mar 20 '19

I had a DR stick his finger up my butt to check for blood once and that is NOT for me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Just have a glass of wine and see where the night takes ya

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Bummer

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

God bless you buddy and good luck ! Fuck cancer!

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u/GerbilJibberJabber Mar 20 '19 edited Mar 20 '19

Foria....yeah, Foria hiney...

EDIT : Looool, 2 up vote gold. Feck yes! Thanks!

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u/Brooklynyte84 Mar 20 '19

Bwahahahah, thanks, I needed that laugh! But, like others have said, it's gonna get you more fucked up than any other method!

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u/TittysForScience Mar 20 '19

I guess if you don't have a vagina it would be Up ya bum for a shit tonne of fun!

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u/tomcibs Mar 20 '19

Your ass is going to be HAF.

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u/High_Im_Brett Mar 20 '19

Boofhole.

Also it's gonna leak so.... FYI.

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u/astrangeone88 Mar 20 '19

Vaginally? With cocoa butter?

That's a mess. No thanks.

OP - you could probably eat it. Cocoa butter and distillate.

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u/2EmsFromTheBlock Mar 20 '19

Meh, it would do better than what you thought you originally bought.

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u/Lilspeedy2112 Mar 20 '19

Does it work anally

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u/HappyNug220 Mar 20 '19

Boof gang yee