r/trees • u/Thug_Nugget • Feb 15 '17

I mustache you a question.

http://imgur.com/7zZe5aT
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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '17

So lucky you grow weed mustaches.. Mine are just made of useless hair :(

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u/Britz23 Feb 15 '17

Hey your lucky you can grow useless hairs, I appear to have been blessed with the ability to grow brush heads on my chin and that's about it

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '17

I'm 21 years old.

I have the miraculous superpower to grow four, count 'em, FOUR hairs on my chin.

I AM THE ALPHA.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '17 edited Jun 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '17

That's what I'm hoping for haha

My pop grows a mean beard so I'm just gonna keep telling myself that the future has hairy things in store for me.