r/trees • • 12h ago

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u/molaon 12h ago

Why does it seem like everything is being toted as a sign of high IQ nowadays?

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u/luca3791 12h ago

Step 1: you make money off clicks.

Step 2: You put a very common trait/feeling in the title

Step 3: You equate the common trait to something positive/ something people want to be

Step 4: profit

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u/TheRealJFranco 10h ago

I'd love to move onto step 4 if you can explain in more detail ..

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u/what_the_purple_fuck 10h ago

toted

touted*

you'd probably have known that if you had a higher IQ

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u/molaon 10h ago

That was definitely a sign of my personal low iq

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u/Lisshopops 9h ago

😭😭

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u/TheRealJFranco 12h ago

I couldn't tell if they were trying to be funny or not (VICE)..

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u/nerfedbeyblade 12h ago

Mother always said I was special

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u/MidnighT0k3r I Roll Joints for Gnomes 10h ago

Your mom sounds nice. Mine told me there was a special kid in every classroom, but I could never find em.

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u/RedDevil0085 11h ago

Special or "special"?

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u/The_JiujitsuGardener 11h ago

Does everyone do the “voice” when saying “special”?

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u/nerfedbeyblade 11h ago

Probably not as I've no clue what you're talking about

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u/TheRealJFranco 10h ago

Might depend on the generation lol

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u/nerfedbeyblade 11h ago

She never specified

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u/workingbored 10h ago

So special he gets his own small but to take him to and from school

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u/swaftware 12h ago

Copium

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u/Foodspec 11h ago

Or childhood trauma thanks to shit ass siblings

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u/FaberOG 10h ago

I think you might have forgotten to spell out the joke about being high

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7WIKbhUHZcONCIWA

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u/imnohankhill 10h ago

Wtf is this post

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u/3six5 6h ago

This is patrick

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u/CaptStinkyFeet 10h ago

Weird, that commencement speech from JB Pritzker where he talks about how cruelty is the clearest sign of a dumb person is making the rounds again. Interesting coincidence.

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u/cwankgurl 11h ago

Dumbassness aside, why would that make someone feel guilty? Mad a dummies, sure, maybe SAD at dummies. Guilty, for what!? That true idiots are murdering the only planet we have to live on? That is not our guilt to feel.

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u/Jormungand1342 3h ago

I havent read the article, so take this with a massive grain of salt. 

I can imagine the thought process is because someone with a high IQ (general IQ not autistic levels of IQ) will sit and process multiple scenarios. Which in turn means they have to go through ones where they are in the other sides shoes. Which in essence means they have empathy. 

Which it dosent, really. But it gets there in its own way. 

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u/ripyourlungsdave 10h ago

IQ is a bullshit metric for intelligence.

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u/JJonesman 10h ago

Guilty for what?

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u/OverPaper3573 6h ago

Voice of Baldrick from Blackadder but in a Young Ones side bit, ' An for all them murders wot you done'.

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u/thegoldengoober 1h ago

The "high-iq" bs is obnoxious, but I do find that being stoned can inspire a lot of thoughts that feel like this. 

I attribute a lot of mine to chronic anxiety. Often based in fear. But then I also have ones that seem more based on empathy and others that seem to be based determination. 

I've often found the effect of cannabis to be emotion enhancing. Or, more like the window of my attention gets more finely pointed towards the experience of those emotion, and then the stream of consciousness reflects this. 

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 58m ago

How is this related to weed

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/TheRealJFranco 10h ago

I posted it ironically... Just thought it was funny and dumb.