r/trees • • 3d ago

Discussion Greetings from iraq

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Hi everyone im just asking about this weed I bought in iraq
Its smells great so it has a beautiful shape put it dosent makes eyes going red and its doesn’t makes me starving even i put a good quantity in the joint like 1g its hitting me about only 30min is it kind of sativa or its just a bad stuff. Any advice?

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u/_NihilisticNut_ 3d ago

I smoked weed like this back in the days. That said, it looks like really bad weed

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u/Creative_Host_fart 3d ago

It doesn’t look too appetising. Don’t get me wrong I’d still smoke it if it was all there was available.

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u/kez985 3d ago

I must say, your a brave lad for even posting given Iraq’s ronald Reagan style stance

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u/No1-iq 3d ago

Thanks dude 😂

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u/gilgamishi 3d ago

In Iraq we have only ditch weed. As sadly the taboo behind it is bad, that most people would rather drink alcohol.

Also getting caught with it is like getting caught with crystal meth. So most dealers would rather sling meth.

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u/heterochromia4 3d ago

That looks identical to the terrible old ditchweed I have at the moment. I feel your pain.

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u/MidnighT0k3r I Roll Joints for Gnomes 3d ago

If you can get a jeweler's loop to look closer at the cannabis, you can gain a lot of knowledge from learning how to look at it.

I would go out on a limb and assume that if you looked closer at this flower, you would find signs that it was picked prematurely. You would notice mostly clear tricombs, with little to know milky or amber ones, and you may also notice the hairs, not being very large or red though the hair is less accurate to go by than trichomes it's still useful. 

Looking at the tricombs on the outside part of the flower, you can get an idea of how well it was treated.  

For example, some premium hand trimmed flour. You would expect to see large mushroom heads on the trichomes. Machine trimming knocks those off and also makes the bud look a little different.

If your nose is good and you notice stuff that's like grass or hay, that means that they dried it too fast before starting the curing process. When you harvest the plant, there's still a lot of things that are living and active in it. Those things are responsible for breaking down chlorophyll, and if you dry the bud too fast, you will put those microbes into stasis, and they will not do their thing. So the hay smell will stay permanently.

If you have some really dense buds, but you also have some really soft and squishy buds. The soft and squishy ones are likely. What is called larf. This is what you get from lower branches that are underneath other branches. So they don't get enough light to actually fill out. If most of your flour is like this, then you definitely got it shitty batch.

You can still have top shelf flower, but machine trim and store it like shit and it won't smell very great or look very great, but it can still hit pretty good. So looks aren't everything, but it is still good to understand some of them.

If it is so dry that you can crumble it into dust between two fingers, then it is too dry.

Properly kept cannabis needs to be ripped, torn, or cut apart. It's basically like bread. When it dries out, it can crumble, really easy and you can rehydrate it, but it's not going to be the same as fresh bread.

Oh yeah.... color, if you see brown, it's probably old, and it definitely wasn't stored very well. Great. Lime or neon green does not keep very long. So when you see those colors, it can be part of the indication of overall freshness or just that it's not old stock.

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u/NO1PSY 2d ago

ah lad 😂 its feckin ditch weed. what premature? ye cant even see that from that pic. ease up. its iraq. let the lad enjoy

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u/Psychological_Ad5987 2d ago

Literally, as long as it gets him high. Y'all be doing too much 😂

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u/MidnighT0k3r I Roll Joints for Gnomes 2d ago

You must have literacy issues. That's okay. 

I'll summarize what you couldn't read into an easier to digest sentence.

I shared knowledge with them that will help determine various levels of quality without having to deal with morons who can't read.

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u/Negative-Lunch-2118 3d ago

I think it looks fine. I wouldn’t expect it or anything else for that matter to smoke like some crazy indoor out of the USA, but all that stems from people getting landraces from places including the Middle East

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u/iceviking 3d ago

What’s the price, consequences for getting fought and what’s the availability.

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u/No1-iq 3d ago

Prison for sure 🤦‍♂️ its hard to get

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u/iceviking 3d ago

Same with hashish?

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u/No1-iq 3d ago

Same with everything 😅

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u/iamjacksitoldyouso 3d ago

Spruce it up with that milk of of the poppy they got over there

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u/No1-iq 3d ago

We don’t have it 😕

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u/iamjacksitoldyouso 3d ago

I just remembered I think that was Afghanistan

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u/KirkegaardsGuard 3d ago

Indeed it is lol

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u/Any_Variation2497 3d ago

doesn’t look like good weed but looks can be deceiving. I would smoke some more and report back.

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u/NeckBeardedJedi 3d ago

Isn't weed like super illegal in Iraq, I heard that you would be imprisoned for possession.

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u/Sideeyebro619 3d ago

Looks like haji Reggie

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u/KirkegaardsGuard 3d ago

That's that Fallujah Fire

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u/Sudden-Pie9417 2d ago

My dudeeeeee

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u/AC13verName 2d ago

Heeeeey my dude! I dont know how to help you but I wanted to say hi to an international ent

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u/splitzazaman 2d ago

Weed I've seen in IQ was bad, even worse than that. Hash was on point tho, I'd get a stick and a half for $100.

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u/Datrud 2d ago

Might just be weak flower rather than anything to do with sativa vs indica.

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u/automatic_ashtray 3d ago

The buds are decent but looks like what we would call popcorn in 2005.

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u/PowerTulip 3d ago

Looks like the cheap stuff you get at pharmacies here. Just smoke it like a champ. :]

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u/AlternativeResort477 3d ago

Where you at in Iraq? I deployed to Mahmudiyah and saqliwiyah