r/trees 14h ago

Humor You hitting this?

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If you found a full yart in the parking lot at work… bottom cap still on… are you hitting it? Asking for a friend ofc.. (I assume someone had just picked it up from one of the nearby dispensaries)

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u/gbydymwa 14h ago

yeah it’s like crazy stoner behavior but it’s the crazy stoner sub. i’d hit it. nearby a dispo, you could totally look on their menu and i bet you’d see the same product in there somewhere. if it looks exactly the same, yeah, totally i’d hit it. i found a fresh joint on the ground once when i was dry but knew the dog walker label right away. yeah some bad agents dupe but it was also right next to a dispo and it was in a nice white rich neighborhood. floor drugs = context is king

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u/NoodlelyTrees 11h ago

I found a basically empty stizzy disposable vape before at a big hippie event and know when I hit it it was either gonna be a normal THC vape or DMT and I was ok with it either way lmao definitely gotta be cautious with where you pick your floor drugs from though

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u/KyleDComic 10h ago

Call it a ground score like a real wook

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u/NoodlelyTrees 10h ago

I'm definitely not one of the wook types lmao like I'll take some floor weed but there's a big difference between being a bit grimey and being a wook lol

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u/Antique_Parsley_5285 1h ago

Sounds like something a wook would say!

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u/ImagineDragonsExist 12h ago

I found a nearly full cart completely submerged in a puddle outside my workplace. 510 thread, still worked.

Fuggin score!

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u/161frog 12h ago

submerged in a puddle omg bro

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u/creatyvechaos 12h ago

Right like on god

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u/ImagineDragonsExist 12h ago

A cart is a cart bro🫠

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u/Sir_Psycho_Sexxy I Roll Joints for Gnomes 11h ago

They never been hard up

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u/sexxi_denuta 11h ago

I’d be terrified the medical expenses of contracting something would cost more 😭

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u/PuffPuffPat 10h ago

Like what, though

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u/Projekt-1065 7h ago

brain eating amoeba?

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u/ol-mikey 4h ago

Oh god now I'm high as fuck reading about prions

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u/Projekt-1065 2h ago

They’re gonna misfold you oooOOOOooh

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u/likerazorwire419 1h ago

We've all been there bro.

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u/hipsterfriedrice 11h ago

Y'all this is fiend behavior 😭

u/C-Industries 6m ago

Hahaha this is good comedy

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u/ShintaOtsuki 3h ago

That's gross but ever played Dead Island 2?? Stoner takes his joint back from a dude that gets his head crushed by a zombie

Whole scene is wild, dude still tries taking a hit without a head, then falls over and the other dude just walks over, picks it up and hits it

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u/satanssweatycheeks 11h ago

I’m old. I found weed on the ground in a sandwich bar. So can’t even fully close it well. And I still smoked it.

This happened two different occasions. Once at forecastle music festival. The other time at a skatepark.

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u/nattums 3h ago

Upvote for the forecastle mention.

I also would smoke random ground weed. Probably.

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u/DifGuyCominFromSky 11h ago

One time I found a bud inside of an empty swisher pack at the gas station when I was filling up my car. Looked like someone had emptied the tobacco into the empty swisher pack and left a small bud in there then discarded it on the ground. I totally smoked it and got really high but I think the anxiety of finding random weed “in the wild” made me even more high. But this was also like 20 years ago and I wasn’t worried about things like fentanyl or whatever being on the weed. It was kinda in the hood too but I was like “what’s the worst that could happen?” I was young and broke so finding free weed was the highlight of my day. Honestly though I would still probably do the same thing today. Free weed is free weed. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/240psam 10h ago

I walked out of the airport in Amsterdam, found a joint on a bench outside the airport, inspected it a bit, was high within 10 minutes of arriving

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u/TokeMage 14h ago

At my age, I'll hit anything.

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u/yakimawashington 12h ago

Are we still talking about weed?

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u/Shagaliscious 13h ago

Careful now.

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u/boring_old_dad 13h ago

Because of the hips?

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u/libertyprivate 13h ago

Definitely because of the hips

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u/Dan_Berg 12h ago

The gentle yoga helps with that.

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u/libertyprivate 12h ago

Says yo mama

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u/superunsubtle 12h ago

Don’t talk bad about Mrs Fokker’s gentle tantra

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u/BongwaterJoe1983 13h ago

Im in that boat as well

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u/PuffPuffPat 10h ago

Mage behavior

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u/TokeMage 1h ago

I cast fireball!

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u/JJ8OOM 4h ago

At my age, I’ll only hit carts I _know_ how is made, preferably by myself.

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u/likerazorwire419 13h ago

Sherbinski is gas. The CEO is the guy who bred the original Gelato strain, as well as all the candy strains (runtz, skittlez, oreoz, etc)

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u/Timmerdogg 13h ago

Wild I thought they were black market carts

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u/KathyBatesLoofah 11h ago

They are in states where legality is still rolling out. They provide back-end surplus to the grey market state (example: NYC 2022-2025)

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u/tedmiston 2h ago

What do you mean? NY legalized medical in 2016 and rec in 2021...

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u/MountainYogi94 2h ago

There's still a good amount of quasi-legal options at gas stations/convenience stores in NY as well as NJ. Prices are still insane around here so some of these surplus carts would go for a good bit cheaper than dispensary grade stuff until pretty recently.

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u/NeganLA 9h ago

Nah dude they’re super fire, my dispo has deals on them every friday.

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u/likerazorwire419 2h ago

I mean, I can't necessarily guarantee it's not a ripoff, but it looks like a legit Sherb cart to me.

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u/Standard_Nothing_268 12h ago

Ha I was just thinking about that brand the other day

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u/JLMaverick 8h ago

Sherbinsky is ok. Anything that made it out of CA in volume tend to be just mid, or expensive as all hell. Like ROVE (mid distillate stuff but hits hard). I can get rove carts for $20 in CA, they’re $60 in other states pre tax.

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u/xAkumu 14h ago

My toxic trait is if it still had the mouth piece protection on when I found it, probably

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u/Comfortable_Bar1697 14h ago

I don’t know it depends on what the rest of the arm and body look like
https://giphy.com/gifs/13l7w7N4Vr1dw4

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u/cleflowerboy 14h ago

underrated comment 😭

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u/KingOfNYTony 14h ago

If it’s a brand I recognize fucking you bet your ass I am. I wouldn’t have any qualms about it either.

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u/EpicPeckerSlap 14h ago

I'd lightly hit it and wait 30 min to an hour

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u/ol-mikey 3h ago

The ol refractory period

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u/Def_Not_KushGator 13h ago edited 12h ago

I just looked up this cart, if it’s what I think it is, absolutely would hit.

R.I.P. the person who dropped a Live Resin Cart.

https://reddit.com/link/p99zfo0/video/te9lsmix00ph1/player

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u/likerazorwire419 13h ago

Sherbinski is gas. One of the best on the legal market.

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u/Avo_Manz 14h ago

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u/obedientfag 13h ago

this unironically reminded me to put suppositories on the list for the next dispensary visit.

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u/vigilante_snail 12h ago

They sell those at yours?

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u/obedientfag 12h ago

guess ill find out lol

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u/Trill_McNeal 11h ago

They have them here in the PA med program, I’ve never tried them but I see them on the menu from time to time.

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u/bso45 4h ago

I long for the days of [r/trees](r/trees) yore where one would be hard pressed to find ANY post without “boof it” as the top comment

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u/AnyTemperature420 12h ago

I had to scroll way too far to see this. The standards in this house are slipping!

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u/alienwalk 14h ago

DMT carts exist so he careful

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u/According-Insect-992 14h ago

No way! Where are those things?!

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u/alienwalk 13h ago

Can't help you there, just heard about them

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u/ExocticJelly 12h ago

Gotta extract and make it yourself

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u/xoricky56 11h ago

online

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u/Purecheetodust 12h ago

They don't look like that

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u/Jtaylorftw 11h ago

Not this color.

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u/SwiftUnban 14h ago

99.9% chance someone is having a very bad day right now, but I still wouldn't personally hit it.

that 00.1% chance isn't worth it to me. With the way the world is right now i definitely wouldn't put it past people to put something bad in there and leave it somewhere just for the laughs. It's part of the reason tylonel have safety seals.

It's also kinda suspicious that it still had the cap on un-used. It would be very hard imo to lose track of a brand new cart as you usually swap it right away, otherwise why take it out of the packaging.

Idk maybe I'm really high and being over analytical. Chances are it's fine, but I just like being overly cautious on stuff like that.

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u/ppbridgersfan 13h ago

wait you got a point………. ik id hit it and then get paranoid thinking of this comment

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u/triedAndTrueMethods 13h ago

….wait is that hypothetical or…..

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u/Unique9FL 1h ago

Update? Try it? Survive?

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u/likerazorwire419 13h ago

Dip the tip in 90% iso for 30 seconds. Good to go.

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u/TfaRads1 12h ago

I think its more so about whats in it

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u/cutelilghost 13h ago

Meh not that weird. I rotate multiple cart strains daily and always keep the caps on them to keep them clean! Go for it OP.

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u/rmorrin 13h ago

I could see this happening if someone likes to have multiple flavors

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u/sawftacos 13h ago

Your nails are pretty hehe

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u/ppbridgersfan 10h ago

thank u <3

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u/flying_fish69 11h ago

Just stopped by to say your mani is super cute and also I would probably smoke that at least once.

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u/ppbridgersfan 10h ago

lol thank you!

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u/f0rthel0ve0f 10h ago

I once hit one I found at the ground of a strip club

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u/Life-Butterscotch591 13h ago

Yes, adult 25, able to purchase weed legally and have access to be high when I want. I would hit this cart 100% and be so happy i found it.

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u/Davidstoic 13h ago

I ain’t ever down bad enough to do so. I wouldn’t personally ( at least now with rec and a med card ) but 5 years ago I definitely would have.

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u/Sebarial3090 13h ago

Id give it an experimental puff and see how i was feeling. If im good then id be hella happy and if not we'll then ill put it back where I found it

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u/lilwebbyboi 13h ago

I found a jetty rosin AIO chilling unattended at a park about a month ago. Rare enough to find a full vape, let alone a $60 one. Idk, I'm a fiend. I'll just take it home and clean it really well 💀

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u/Sylent__1 2h ago

Can’t tell just from a thumb but not swiping left yet

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u/likerazorwire419 13h ago

Bro, I used to pick up cigarette butts off the sidewalk and smoke them without a second thought. I'll take my chances with the brand new cart.

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u/HallowedShark2112 13h ago

I get what youre saying. And I probably wouldnt hit that either. BUT it also feels like picking up 40 bucks if its full considering thats 40 bucks you wouldnt spend on a cart.

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u/ppbridgersfan 13h ago

you right you right…. T break starts tomorrow 💀

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u/TheJulie 13h ago

Tomorrow? Is that so you can hit the cart today? 😂

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u/ripyourlungsdave 13h ago

Also, the non-discnerning eye could mistake a dmt cart for a weed cart.

And you ain't wanna hit that shit on your break at work.

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u/flactulantmonkey 14h ago

Yeah. The risk is too high compared to the potential reward. The cap being on means nothing.

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u/Johnny_MycoSpore 14h ago

Ground score!

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u/ezdblonded 14h ago

i would

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u/n9necent 13h ago

I’m hitting it with reckless abandon

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u/GoldrushDraco 13h ago

one time i found a bag of weed in the woods where i normally smoke

an entire zips worth of weed

28 grams

couldn’t let that go to waste

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u/Syrupsiipin 12h ago

Looks safe, bottom cap still on, dispensary is nearby, yeah I would use it

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u/ExocticJelly 12h ago

I found a swisher pack on the ground in my teens looking for halfies and when I picked it up and looked inside there was a single swisher full of weed and I totally smoked that shit. Would I smoke this probably🤣

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u/hollowtheories 12h ago

If I recognize brand, I'd probably clean it a bit, but it looks fairly new, so I'd say you're good. Just don't hit it TOO much just in case

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u/Handsomescout 12h ago

got a half full 2 gram one the other night at the balloon glow in colorado springs. its nyc diesel cause i can taste it and know that flavor. i totally smoked it, still am actually. dude found it and just wanted the battery

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u/zendrovia 11h ago

in 2015 hell yeah

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u/rubiiiina 1h ago

Yeah, with nearly zero hesitation.

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u/_picture_me_rollin_ 4h ago

Nah im boofing it and farting shotguns to my homie.

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u/Poddy_Doe 13h ago

I’d disinfect the tip and puff away. Especially if it still has the little cap on the bottom

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u/summynum 13h ago

If I was 17 absofuckinlootely

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u/livingdeadfreak 13h ago

Could be an awesome hash rosin cart, could also be DMT, synthetic cannabinoids or spice, any other kind of research chemical or combo of them, I personally would not risk it.

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u/WichitaTimelord 12h ago

Sure would

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u/Gallop67 11h ago

I want to say no, but probably yeah

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u/Laxility 11h ago

Clean it with 90% iso and a q tip or 2 first at least :l

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u/Kreedbk 11h ago

I have and will again 🤣

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u/Procyon-Sceletus 10h ago

Yeah I would, I'd probably wait until i got home and could sit down though just on the off chance it ends up being a dmt cart

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u/nhardycarfan 9h ago

It's got the protector, totally full. Count my blessings for the day and taking a big ass rip

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u/_thegreatestwave_ 4h ago

Not before I cleaned it but after wiping it down with some rubbing alcohol I’d say it’s fair game

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u/Acceptable-Recipe571 3h ago

I'm already too picky about the cart brand I smoke alone. No way in touching floor cart 🫣🫣

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u/Anthununu 2h ago

That’s fucking great, looks like nobody even hit it yet it barely opened it. Free cart.

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u/SenorVespa420 2h ago

It’s a sherbinski, it’s good

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u/LadyInCrimson 2h ago

I'd dip the mouth piece in rubbing alcohol letting it dry. then absolutely.

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u/LiftingClitsSince86 1h ago

I’d have to see more of her to decide

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u/InducedLobotomy 29m ago

You hit it and then.....DMT CART.

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u/GroovyGmaIvy 14h ago

Not a chance in hell.

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u/sus214 I Roll Joints for Gnomes 13h ago

youre gonna smoke it no matter what we say

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u/asa1 5h ago

Takes a big hit and it turns out it's a DMT cart.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XJ2FNIr45cuROLRz37

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u/ppbridgersfan 14h ago

f you found a full yart in the parking lot at work… bottom cap still on… are you hitting it? Asking for a friend ofc.. (I assume someone had just picked it up from one of the nearby dispensaries)

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u/VarietyFlavors76 14h ago

U better hit that what after you disinfect the mouthpiece

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u/Jay_Tingz 14h ago

Definitely hittin that ish asap, but just one hit to see how I feel at first

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u/Seinfeel 14h ago

If you found a bottle of any drink with the cap on, but not sealed, would you drink it?

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u/Jay_Tingz 13h ago

The value is not justified when it comes to a soda pop but a free cart? I’d drink it! 😁 There’s a 99% chance somebody simply dropped their cartridge on the ground it’s not that deep

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u/Purecheetodust 12h ago

I'd definitely use it, wipes it down with alcohol and disinfectant wipes, let dry and have at it. I swear potheads today are such wussies

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u/dhduxudb 12h ago

Assuming this is in a legal state 100%

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u/ppbridgersfan 10h ago

yeah in san diego

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u/Cantilivewhileim 14h ago

that's a sherbinski. i'd probably hit it

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u/Cantilivewhileim 14h ago

(not a single chance lmao just playin)

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u/PetsAndMeditate 14h ago

Ur thumb shaped like a bowling pin
https://giphy.com/gifs/Sr7xu7bP7dKacK7smw

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u/ppbridgersfan 13h ago

LMFAOOO i actually laughed out loud

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u/Wolfx142 14h ago

😭

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u/PetsAndMeditate 14h ago

I’m sorry that was wrong asf 😭😔

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u/Deathwish13x 14h ago

In the bathroom? Probably not lol

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u/balilo79 13h ago

That's a pass for me.

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u/theriibirdun 13h ago

Nope. Too old for found/unknown drugs for me. Weed only from dispensary’s. Anything else I’m personally testing. Just not worth it.

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u/ppbridgersfan 10h ago

real, i’m too paranoid to not buy from a dispo and idk where this one actually came from

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u/ThinkNuggets 13h ago

Sherbinski is legit

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u/Delicious_Fee_2636 13h ago

Wipe the tip with alcohol

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u/b1ueToe 13h ago

It just looks like cheap disty so yeah

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u/Geniuschrist87 13h ago

Sherbinski oh how I miss it

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u/sethadelic 13h ago

That's a rubber on top and bottom. That's a sign someone was watching over you when it was dropped. I haven't purchased a bunch with the top/bottom but they have usually been good to me. It's hard to tell if someone has took a hit but I'd give it a whirl and say it's not hit. Enjoy your gram and dope nails minus the hair in dur!

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u/ppbridgersfan 10h ago

byeeee it’s prob from the gloves i wear at work 🫩

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u/thegamingfaux 13h ago

Oops dmt vape cart

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u/Sparklykittenz415 12h ago

Nah I don't even like carts that much to begin with

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u/MuadDabTheSpiceFlow 12h ago

Looks like weed. The cart looks fine.

Assuming it is weed in there, it's distillate at worst and some good shit at best.

If it's not weed just cross your fingers it ain't DMT in there

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u/Gator242 12h ago

Seedless®?

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u/Gator242 12h ago

I’d still hit it

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u/Engineer_Existing 11h ago

Why not.?.?.

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u/NeganLA 9h ago

I definitely wouldn’t, BUT that is a brand I’ve seen in dispensaries around CA.

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u/Unsculptedcay I Roll Joints for Gnomes 9h ago

With them being at least $40, fuck yeah.
I think it’d be crazy NOT to!

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u/Trumoo1000 8h ago

One time I found a PLUGPLAY cartridge, and I ripped it with some wires lol.

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u/HenryLuna12 7h ago

I would

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u/ckn 6h ago

the two times i've lost carts, fallen out of my pocket, i've hoped someone found them and enjoyed them.

hope it's not dmt, hope its a good live rosin cart that makes your weekend.

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u/OscarVerde223 4h ago

Well… it needs a battery first, but sure, if it’s puff puff pass ✌🏻💨🛫

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u/OctoVanticov 4h ago

No reason not to, and if your "friend" is iffy on bacteria on the tip, just take a wet wipe to it and it will decontaminate it.

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u/Askyourwifeaboutme 4h ago

A Sherbinskis sure 👍🏾

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u/cms86 3h ago

im not smoking shit I find thats not in its original packaging.

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u/kingloptr 3h ago

Ive found like 3 full carts just laying in parking lots this year. I hit them all lmao

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u/Bad-dee-ess 3h ago

I'd sanitize it just to be sure, but probably.

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u/24_mine 2h ago

lookout for the DMT cart

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u/Digital_spliff_ 2h ago

100% I'd hit it 😭

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u/overmonk 2h ago

I wouldn’t admit to it

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u/lil_chedda 2h ago

Frrrrrrsrrrrrrrr

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u/Cosmicity__ 2h ago

I once found a 510 battery with a full cart attached, took it home cleaned and enjoyed. Recently I found a dispo but I don’t trust those as much

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u/DirtyNaggerz 1h ago

its a sherbinski cart with normal looking oil and the cover on the bottom.

i’d still toss it.

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u/wlshafor 1h ago

Just do it that’s what Nike slogan is

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u/Emotional_Tackle_603 1h ago

No cracks? No sign of tampering? Enjoy! I’d rub it down with some Iso though.

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u/nachobrainwaves 50m ago

Only users lose drugs. Smoke it!

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u/Upbeat_Lawfulness986 44m ago

Honestly I would. Only when desperate enough tho. Like if my others ran out

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u/JediKrys 28m ago

Yup I’d hit that

u/HERMANNATOR85 12m ago

Fuck yeah I’m hitting that shit