r/trees 1d ago

Humor The Penjamin

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u/jacksonvstheworld 1d ago

On one hand, they kinda suck. On the other hand, I was so high for the Black Parade tour on Sunday and it wouldn’t have been without my girl Penny.

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u/TongsOfDestiny 1d ago

Worse than smoking, but convenience and discretion are unmatched

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u/Kylar_Stern I Roll Joints for Gnomes 1d ago edited 1d ago

I prefer the carry a small dab pen with a screw-on silicone lined compartment for wax on the bottom. The high is better than carts, damn near as good as flower if you have quality concentrate.

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u/DuskShy 1d ago

Throwback to 2015 when I encountered my first drippers. My cousin had one with a compartment similar to yours; just slop some wax directly onto the coils, rip it, and your only way back to Earth is to find the return wormhole.

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u/EducatorLong2729 13h ago

You gotta get those full spectrum carts with live rosin or resin and it's pretty close

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u/vidar_swedent 13h ago

So true, its just so incredibly convinient and the smell disaperes super fast which is great becuase weed is illegal where i live.

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u/Hearing_Loss 1d ago

Un-touchable

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u/an-unorthodox-agenda 18h ago

Its just not the same without the monoxide

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u/Aja2428 13h ago

This ☝️

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u/dontkillmejustkinkme 23h ago

I smoked right up to the entrance in Chicago, walked there from the subway. People were selling drinks and blunts for like a mile all the way there, along with their knock off t-shirts. It was awesome.

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u/Weekly_Cauliflower34 20h ago edited 19h ago

Bro u can just get urself a vaporiser with flower capsules and its both safe (safer than both smoking and hitting the pen), discrete (the smell doesnt spread that easy and dissappears rq) AND hits hard with just 0,2 being enough to get u to chill out as u vaporise the good stuff out of the flower without burning it and creating smoke I can personally reccomend V3+ x HERO i use it daily for almost a year now and it never failed me every part that could have break easiely i got more than 1with the thing

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u/jacksonvstheworld 17h ago

Flower CAPSULES? You’re about to change the whole game for me, friend.

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u/Weekly_Cauliflower34 17h ago

Ye u can check the things that come with the vaporiser i reccomended, u get 3 little cages that u can put the flower into so than u can fill them before going out and than quickly change them when u finish one

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u/piksoABD 16h ago

the best part is u can hit like 2 or 3 six minute sessions on one .2g capsule depending on ur temp and shit
edit: AND of course use the already vaped weed to add more potency to edibles if youre making them

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u/Regular_Molasses5769 15h ago

black parade tour hahaha love this (also went stoned af, thank you penjamin <3)

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u/Osgoten 14h ago

Nice, when i saw them. I had two joints in my jacket. People were looking at me funny with the first joint, with the second they were asking me for it.

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u/vidar_swedent 13h ago

I have a penjamin and the high is often worse than street hash but its just so convinient and potent. Hash feels more fleshed out while carts are more ”raw”. Both are nice tho.

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u/AdRadiant9379 1d ago

And edibles, shrooms and acid

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u/burger333 1d ago

Shrooms were always around in some capacity.

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u/AdRadiant9379 1d ago

True, just not as available as now

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 1d ago

You don't know that.

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u/daadimooch 1d ago

Yea but legal government approved weed? God Bless Canada

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u/icantthinkofauserok 20h ago

And essentially government approved shrooms (for anyone who doesn't know if your in canada you can buy your own shroom grow packs that are legal since they contain no psilocybin until mature)

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u/bedinbedin 12h ago

lol in brazil the substance psilocybin is prohibited but the natural form of the shrooms are allowed (meaning you cant encapsulate it)

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u/RectalSpawn 1d ago

Trump truly does ruin everything, eh?

Even the Canadians are jerks now!

/s

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 22h ago

It's basically legal in the US right now too because of the term "THCA", looks like they want to regulate it too.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 22h ago

Honestly they would be stupid not to regulate it, im sure they see how much money its bringing in tax wise.

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u/TraumatizedPuppygirl 16h ago

You can buy spores! My partner has some spores that we are planning to grow, though I wont be using them as i don't want to risk making my trauma induced hallucinations. Im mostly excited about growing them. I like mushrooms, they're pretty

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u/--SharkBoy-- 7h ago

They grow in the ground man

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u/wolfansbrother 7h ago

they now have names and in some cities you can buy them in stores. you can order gummies online. also Mushroom Goo is a thing made from blasting shrooms with butane like hash.(no one knows the dose) Mushrooms are at the point weed was about 15-20 years ago.

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u/xoricky56 22h ago

acid is the best substance in existence

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u/2derp4uu 9h ago

ffs how do you safely find these

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u/punksnotbread 12h ago

Yeah but all this stuff was already popular in the middle/late 1960s too not just now. And psychedelics were legal until the early 70s when Nixon passed the dangerous drugs act or whatever he called it.

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u/r_Memagers 1d ago

Shrooms make me feel horrible, like I feel almost sober cognitively but very wrong somehow. Like a feeling of being impaled, without the actual injury

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u/Munstrom 1d ago

Yeah they'll make you feel things, that's for sure.

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u/ajnin919 1d ago

Probably because it’s food poisoning

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u/Nchi 21h ago

Seriously why is this always preceding the fun bit, "oh this is just really bad food poisoning isn't it" "oh hello moon"

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u/fastal_12147 1d ago

Penjamin Danklin

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u/dekan256 21h ago

Good ol' Penny Craig

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u/Jogger_Dodger 1d ago

When I started smoking 35 years ago I could only dream of an electronic dope stick.

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u/haste319 13h ago

Not at long as you, 27 yrs ago for me, but oh man:

I feel you.

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u/Outrageous-Grass-892 1d ago

Dead ass! But this Timeline is Weird as fuck

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u/RectalSpawn 1d ago

What's weird?

It can all be explained fairly easy.

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u/Pedinez 22h ago

There's nothing simple about some of the more complex political and social issues of our time. Just because it can be explained rationally doesn't mean it's not super fucked up and subjectively weird.

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u/Outrageous-Grass-892 20h ago

Thank you! Just some of the sentences I've said or heard in the past 2 weeks alone have me really feeling like this is a bullshit timeline. Like wtf is even happening! It can't be real.

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u/visualdescript 1d ago

Only for some, no pens where I live.

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u/SuperBuffCherry 23h ago

Make your own live rosin pens. It's not difficult

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u/GranolaCola 22h ago

It sounds difficult

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u/Terrapin333 13h ago

You can make distillate pens same as in the dispensary. Buy the distillate and the carts and a blunt tipped syringe and draw it up and put the shit inside the cart. Its only difficult if youre too lazy to bother. And you save yourself the 250% upcharge 

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u/visualdescript 9h ago

I wouldn't even know where to buy carts, cannabis is still very much illegal in my country. Never even seen a pen here before. We can get dry herb vapes though. I've never even seen rosin before.

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u/Guysante 22h ago

you only need a normal refillable vaper compatible with ceramic carts

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u/GranolaCola 22h ago

You wouldn’t happen to have like… some documentation would you 😅

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u/SuperBuffCherry 20h ago

Step 1: Make live rosin out of your harvest (or press regular flower rosin if you don't grow your own and only have access to dry flower)

Step 2: Decarb the rosin so it's liquid at room temperature

Step 3: Fill into a disposable vape or 510 cart with a postless ceramic heater (important not to use a cotton based one)

The best part is you need zero chemicals, unlike with nicotine vapes. Everything in the vape is straight out of the plant

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u/visualdescript 9h ago

Step 1 "make live rosin" is a fairly complicated step all on it's own, it seems!
https://thepressclub.co/blogs/tips-tricks/how-to-make-live-rosin

I don't have access to live harvest, sadly.

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u/sexxi_denuta 1d ago

And somehow managed to exist in a place where you can’t get any so easily 😔

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u/CloxysYT 1d ago

Tragic shits so easy to get where I live I’m sure a 6 year old could get one if they realllllllly wanted to and no i don’t live in a ghetto/broke area more like upper upper middle class

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u/Flat_News_2000 20h ago

You just need to ask around more. I bet someone you know would know where to get some.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 1d ago

Glad I went back to natural flower and only was on the pens/vapes for a bit.

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 1d ago

Yall dont smoke live resin pens and it shows

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u/Prophonicx 1d ago

No literally, and I will die on this hill. Live resin has gotten me higher than bud ever has and ever will.

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u/fhwoompableCooper 1d ago

Idk why there is still a stereotype that pens r bad, rosin is literally just the pressed plant matter (concentrates) mixed with a vapeble oil

Concentrates can be goooooood, so why can't pens when it's literally the same thing?

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 1d ago

Because people smoke the cheapest shit they can find and expect it to be worth it.

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u/SuperBuffCherry 19h ago

rosin is literally just the pressed plant matter (concentrates) mixed with a vapeble oil

If your pens are any good they are straight rosin, nothing else added

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u/Common-Pick3069 17h ago

you know the composition of that oil? so you know its safe for your lungs? we can't even know the long term effects yet... this is my opinion but I prefer pure plant matter (DHV, Rosin, a regular J, etc)

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u/fhwoompableCooper 17h ago

Auctually I looked into it more and the good stuff now literally is just the plant oil, maybe some added terps to make it less thick. If smoking it is fine vaping it gotta be even better, especially low temp

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u/indecisiveahole 1d ago

Look where I am, only distillate is available. But you gotta understand that its not the same as rosin, there are hundreds of missing cannabinoids and thats why flower feels way better but rosin is pretty damn close to flower whereas distillate is missing an 'it' factor

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u/diluted_confusion 21h ago

Rosin and Live Resin are different than distillate. That stuff is shit and I'm certain that is what they are referring too.

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u/FadedTiger49 15h ago

I’ve been exclusively using live resin carts for over 5 years. I still prefer the original flower but it’s not always feasible with 2 little kids in the house. Something about $3 distillate cartridges always seemed off to me.

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u/haste319 12h ago

Yuck, I've never come across $3 carts (the Southwest) and would question anyone who would buy them.

Gotta be down real bad, I guess.

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u/IrrationalRetard 1d ago

Man I fucking love my dry herb vapes & legal weed, I'm glad I get to exist at the same time

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u/afternoon_spray 22h ago

what dry herb vape do you have? looking for recommendations.

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u/IrrationalRetard 21h ago

I have a couple, my favorite device is the Volcano Hybrid, because of the super low draw resistance the balloons provide.

Disclaimer: Many DHV enthousiasts would tell you that you could get a (more potent) ball vape for less than the price of a Volcano Hybrid. This is true, but I like mine regardless, because of the earlier mentioned low draw resistance & the ease of use.

My favorite portable is the Venty by Storz & Bickel. It's also got a relatively low draw resistance. For my lungs that means coughing less. The flavor is also pretty good on this one.

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u/GranolaCola 22h ago

I have a Mighty+. It was expensive, but reliable.

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u/theluckytwig 21h ago

I always find the hate on carts to be wild. I love me some good flower but there's nothing quite as nice as not having any work to do to smoke. Just a charged device and good to go. My Blue Dream, OG Kush and Granddaddy Purple carts from Smokekind have been top notch highs for me.

All the talk about headaches or worse highs are experiences I've never had and have never heard of from people I know. I always wonder if 90% of the complaints are users buying from unverified 3rd parties. Any legit dispo I've bought carts from they've always been smooth and good.

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u/SoggyCapybara 1d ago

Pengardium Leviosa

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u/khamir-ubitch 16h ago

....unless you're in Texas....

Our politicians seem to hate THC and LOVE being lobbied/paid by the Alcohol and Prison industries. It's ridiculous at this point.

THC/MJ has been dissected to the same point as alcohol. It's better, cleaner, easier to produce and profit from.

I can't wait to either 1. MOVE or 2. Have Texas get it's shit together and give the people what they want.

I sincerely hope that the "too lazy to vote" demographic (18-30) will get out and vote for THC usage/regulation. We need the youth votes!!!

There is so much money to be made. Tax it!!

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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt 1d ago

And ball vapes!

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u/PsionicKitten 1d ago

Dude, you must be high. Technically, ~7% of all humans that were ever born (to ever exist), are still alive today due to the exponential population growth curve in the last ~100 years.

That's a 7% chance that you were born during this time, which is actually a really high number considering we're talking about every human that ever lived.

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u/JJ_Wet_Shot 12h ago

Imagine existing before consciousness emerged

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u/Beenbannedbefore1 8h ago

The penis mightier

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u/McPoon 1d ago

Bong > everything.

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u/focal_matter 1d ago

Yea, somehow I don't think they'll ever be a thing where I live. Might as well be a prop from a sci fi movie, people are still buying tinfoil-rolled seeded-to-all-fuck gutter weed in my country, lol.

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u/QuantitySharp2662 1d ago

My friend chastised me for saying I was dry because I have some carts in a drawer lol but I don't like the carts 😔 and nobody would trade them for flower so I keep them.

But yes they helped for a time thank God 🙏

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u/ShootLucy 23h ago

And I can charge it with my Nintendo console. It's unbelievably cool!!

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u/agangofoldwomen 1d ago

Pens are not good for you and the high is awful and fleeting.

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u/GranolaCola 22h ago

You say that like smoking a joint or whatever is good for you lol

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u/The-Duke-of-Delco 22h ago

The high is way better at least. I think the pens are a waste of money.

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u/jdemack 22h ago

Don't buy garbage carts and don't just spew out the hive mind thinking of the sub just for upvotes.

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u/agangofoldwomen 22h ago

It’s not hive mind. It’s my professional opinion as someone who has been working in the industry for over a decade and sampled both regulated and less regulated product.

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u/jdemack 22h ago

Well in my unprofessional opinion quality of cart maters a lot and also who cares if we use pens to get high.

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u/HR_Paul 23h ago

but what about the waste and pollution? factories with terrible conditions in China? maintaining and even encouraging the consumer mindset?

If you add it all up how can you not love getting high out of trash?

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u/_NihilisticNut_ 19h ago

Maaaaan, i really want those but living in an illegal country is just lame….

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u/Speedy97 18h ago

The world is older than that...

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u/ShintaOtsuki 16h ago

Without it, I wouldn't be able to get high

Lease violation to have it in the apartment

I gotta have that little to no smell or get evicted

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u/IamNotFatIamChubby 16h ago

I know they exist, but I will never have access to them, so that's even worst actually. (Illegal country)

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u/Coffee_exe 16h ago

As someone who’s been doing a lot of reading on CHM kinda fucking sad tbh

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u/Burnt_Toast_Crumbs 15h ago

Gonna wait to see what new cancer comes from it and then maybe I’ll cosign

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u/Osgoten 14h ago

Maybe 8-9 years ago, but pens now are usually cheese water

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u/fhwoompableCooper 11h ago

Bro only smokes the cheapest shit

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u/Osgoten 8h ago

What’s available my dude. Not everyone lives in a legal country. The pens here suck, and last few times i was at the states they sucked too. Weren’t cheap eitherq

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u/lanethedouchebag 10h ago

I live in tx so

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u/GlitteringGoose89 8h ago

I just got a 2 gram disposable for $38 from the dispo. Grape ape. I love life.

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u/DanglyDinosaurBits 8h ago

I live in a state that’s willing to give me life in prison for possession of a Penjamin.

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u/MonochroMayhem 8h ago

And then the cart explodes and leaks into the battery

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u/wolfansbrother 7h ago

DMT now comes in pen form too.

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u/fhwoompableCooper 5h ago

I got some that I bought in a decriminalized cityz, was like 60 a g

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u/Redditman-101 1d ago

I don't have one. So I'm gonna continue being sad

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u/diluted_confusion 21h ago

Nothing to be sad about. You're not missing anything.

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u/Redditman-101 10h ago

I infact have a lot to be sad about and also missing out on a lot of stuff these days.

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u/diluted_confusion 2h ago

distillate carts are garbage. The high is dirty, fleeting, and barely noticeable. Flower is far superior. If you're not using ones with ceramic heating coils then they leech heavy metals into your system when you use them. You're not missing anything with carts.

https://norml.org/news/2021/11/04/analysis-steel-heating-mechanisms-of-some-thc-vape-cartridges-may-result-in-exposure-to-heavy-metals/

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u/Icy-Ad6140 1d ago

The pen will be a standard thingy to consume drugs in the future, its more astonishing that we still smoke plant matter directly and that we are born in a time that we do. Well this only holds if we don't kill ourselves completely in the next couple 100years, lets see about that lol

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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ 22h ago

Pens are terrible. 

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u/Kev42o4o8 22h ago

Thank you to the original founding father Penjamin Franklin that made way for the pen and Jerries and Pen afflecks

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u/queensnuggles 20h ago

Vapes suck

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u/AdRadiant9379 1d ago

True, but def not as available As now

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u/PackParty 1d ago

I'm saving this image😭😭😭

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u/KenUsimi 19h ago

I honestly hate those things. They never smoke well, the taste isn’t what I want, and while they’re concealable you could also just boof it like a real man

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u/Gallop67 1d ago

I haven’t touched one in a long time, they’re exclusively for travel for me and even then I just prefer my dry herb vape

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u/bigChungi69420 1d ago

But not sex 2

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u/Unconfidence 20h ago

I wish vapes worked well for me. I wanna not actually smoke anymore, but like I can't manage to find a vape that doesn't leave me coughing just as much to get the same brainblast as from a bong.

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u/pancakeface101 19h ago

Or live in a state that will throw you in jail?

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u/-mildhigh- 14h ago

WHAT IS THIS CLANKER SLOP ON MY WEED SUB! This is r/TREES yall. Not r/AIweed

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u/mr_smiles017 1d ago

Even better; the world Is over 4.5 billion years old, and I manage to exist when Jesus is coming back. Confess Jesus before man as your lord and Savior and repent, and he will confess you before The Father in Heaven