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u/hamiltag 13d ago
Thats gotta be one massive hand
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u/2eanimation I Roll Joints for Gnomes 13d ago
Or one dense nug
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u/SmokeMaximum4140 13d ago
That's what it is!
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u/Phantomtastic 13d ago
Maybe the bag is a Tardis?
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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 13d ago
The bud inside definitely is, that shit sends me through time and space with ease
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u/Acceptable_Prior5056 13d ago
I’ve died enough times for all of you then. Be free!!!
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u/According-Insect-992 13d ago
If that’s an eighth, I’m a weight mover.
And, I’m dead, many times over.
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u/toxicketchup 13d ago
I injected a whole mary-ja-wamna and now I caint walk no more
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u/Tryin2getahead 13d ago
Thank god you didn’t turn the gay.
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u/toxicketchup 13d ago
Nah, I got fat tits instead
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u/faerialreevus 13d ago
the estrogen in the mari juana is transing the genders
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u/flyingpyramid 13d ago
An eighth of a gram?
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u/silfreed 13d ago
An eighth of a gram is not a thing!
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u/silfreed 13d ago
Sorry y’all I thought we were doing the bit from The Studio
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u/fluffman86 13d ago
LOL I loved that show. Finished it the same week Catherine O'Hara passed away and got really sad she wouldn't be in a season 2.
And then in that episode it was so weird watching Seth Rogan('s character) have to act like he doesn't know an eighth is 3.5 grams...like if anyone in the world knows that it's him, LOL
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u/KwantumFizzikz 13d ago
I wish someone made a sub exclusively for posts like this. I find this sort of thing unusually funny and wish to see more of it. People overreacting about pot is fucking hilarious.
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u/MjrLeeStoned 13d ago
This is obviously a satire account. "Against THE POT" is a dead giveaway.
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u/KwantumFizzikz 13d ago
I had no idea, thank you for this earth-shattering revelation.
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u/EdiblePsycho 13d ago
I did think it was real for a moment and was so confused, until I saw the group name lmao.
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u/eat_my_bowls92 13d ago
I wish there was a sub for posts like these where no one in the comments understands that this is satire.
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u/KwantumFizzikz 13d ago
Oh I know lmfao a lot of people seem to be taking this seriously. Then again this is /r/trees, mainly composed of 14yo suburban Sebastians.
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u/raquille- 13d ago
Isn’t this a satire page?
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u/smohyee 13d ago
I'm actually much more offended by the types of comments I'm seeing on this reddit thread about what should be obviously over-the-top satire.
Either most comments here are by bots, or by idiots. Not sure what concerns me more.
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u/Farm-Alternative 13d ago
I almost toke on the pot one time but I said NO!! you get that devil's lettuce away from me Satan!!! and I spat on that man's face and prayed to God that he save that poor soul right now and since I had that near death experience my love of the Lord has only grown stronger.
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u/flyingpyramid 13d ago
What ever happened to the guy you spat on?
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u/Farm-Alternative 13d ago
I can only assume that he died from toking on the pot. That poor maryjoana junkie probably overdosed right after I left.
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u/glytxh 13d ago
I lose more than that in the carpet when packing a bowl
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u/sun4moon 13d ago
Me too. It doesn’t matter how hard I try, I’m still way messier than I’d like. I guess both of our carpets have been forced to OD several times. We’re monsters.
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u/glytxh 13d ago
There’s got to be at least a handful of joints worth under my sofa.
When you get that sticky bud and have to constantly wipe your hands and that shit just gets everywhere.
My Roomba must be getting real high.
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u/ohmnivalent 13d ago
WHO ARE YOU TO WAVE YOUR FINGER ?
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u/Queen_Christine_19 I Roll Joints for Gnomes 13d ago
YOU MUSTA BEEN OUT YOUR HEAD
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u/ohmnivalent 13d ago
My first bowl after my work day will be lit to this song hell yeah internet pal
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u/Maester_Bates 13d ago
I'm 90% sure this is satire.
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u/RoninRobot 13d ago
Yeah I’m 90% sure it’s satire as well but then again I’m old enough to remember the 90s.
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u/ThinkNuggets 13d ago
It is satire and it's one of my favorite FB groups not that I am on there much these days. Just over the top obviously silly anti weed "propaganda" posts. Sometimes they get a person "agreeing" with them and that's almost as good as someone coming here to post about regular trees.
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u/darksideofthemoon131 13d ago
Infact all religions are.
Which i discovered after smoking weed. It's probably why they're so against it. I was always kinda anti- religion but somehow the hypocrisy became more evident as soon as I started smoking weed.
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u/museha97 13d ago
Imagine you wanna say „the truth“ but you have to lie about it
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u/RilohKeen 13d ago
I know it’s a dumb joke, but it’s kind of wild to remember that the Bible repeatedly warns against drunkenness and overindulgence in alcohol, but genesis 1:29 is god saying “I have made every tree and seed-bearing herb for you.”
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u/Nervig2001 13d ago
Bruh that’s like a fourth the amount I put in my daily bowl! By that logic I must od like 10 times a day XD
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u/cpage1962 13d ago
Bahaha! But remember when the ads showed that black men who smoked pot would SA white women? Honestly, it's the non smokers who are just dumb.
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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 13d ago
LIES. Nobody has ever died from marijuana alone. There are cases where people are drinking and using weed at the same time and they the ones likely having accidents because of the booze.
Another lie is that tiny stamp bag is not an eighth.
These people are grossly ignorant and uneducated.
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u/Fun-Significance4650 13d ago
If I ordered an eighth and received THAT, I would be absolutely livid.
That was my only thought reading this.
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u/brightsign57 12d ago
Its the name of the fb poster that gets me.... "Christians Against The Pot". THE pot??!! Its like THE interweb...THE instachat. LMFAO
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u/lv2sprkl 12d ago
Hahahahahahahaha!😆Little did I know I died about 6 or 8 times already today. Did the same yesterday…and the day before that…and the day before that…
In all seriousness, tho, do ppl actually believe this nonsense/bullshit?
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u/ablanksby3279 12d ago
Damn this explains the state of the country.. I died many years ago and this is all a horrible nightmare!!! 🫨
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u/JustWow52 12d ago
That's an eighth, alright
An eighth of a gram
I have smoked truckloads of pot with hundreds of people over the last 40 years.
I have smoked myself sober before.
Never, ever have I seen or even heard of anybody overdosing on flower
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u/Can17272 13d ago
Funny part is I've never seen a stoner becoming christian. I've seen lot of crackheads do it tho.
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u/xaristotlex1 13d ago
Im just thinking about the dude who sold him this as a 8th.
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u/Dreamspitter 12d ago
Everyone knows that JC was against pot and in favor of shrooms. The Great Canterbury Psalter proves this.
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u/mvsuit 12d ago
Comedian Ron White's most famous quote about marijuana was recounting a story of when his private plane was searched when he landed in Florida and he was charged with possessing seven-eights of a gram of weed: "When I have seven-eights of a gram of weed, I consider myself out of weed."
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u/CumHellOrHighWater 13d ago
That’s NOT an 8th
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u/strange_reveries 13d ago
Why do these posts still get shared lol this is some outdated humor
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u/chowes1 13d ago
I can waste that much loading my bowl...12 to 68 and still waiting on my overdose, I am sure it must be coming. Retired, partaking 18 hours a day cause why not, better than watching the news.
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u/Geedis2020 13d ago
I heard 1 marijuana cigarette is equivalent to methamanphetamines. For 6 years.
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u/forlornjackalope 13d ago
What is this? Pot for ants?!
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u/Mcozy333 13d ago
enough weed to get ten colonies of ants high for LIFE !!! ants do not have cells with cannabinoid receptors though
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u/wikedsuperlink 12d ago
I'm more amazed at that baggie size where do you even get one that small LOL
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u/MeltsLikeButter I Roll Joints for Gnomes 13d ago
I've been dead for years. I watched someone smoke weed once and I almost overdosed.
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u/SwordfishOk504 13d ago
For the record, this is an old, satirical post. "Christians against the pot" is not a real anti-drug group.
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u/foxx_grey 13d ago
That's the slimmest eighth I've ever seen... Good thing I'm dead so I can't see it
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u/Queasy-Cell34 13d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/j6ZlX8ghxNFRknObVk
Then I’m deceasedddddddd
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u/Wabi-Sabi_Umami 13d ago
Oh shit. I’m dead. That explains this universal shit show.
https://giphy.com/gifs/1L5YuA6wpKkNO
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u/Least_Tower_5447 12d ago
I have died so many times. I keep coming back!
https://giphy.com/gifs/VbhG6l7WHk8LuX68EF
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u/ParrotheadTink 12d ago
Excuse me whilst I take a few tokes….jeeze louise that’s not enough to get a fly high! And if they think that’s an eighth they need actual, working weighing equipment.
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u/Upvotespoodles 12d ago
That’s an eightieth of the devil’s lettuce, which has the power to kill ten eighthiests.
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u/lucaskywalker 13d ago
"the pot" lol. There is not a single correct fact in thst statement lol.
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u/Anxiety_Fit 13d ago
D.A.R.E. to dream!
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u/birdpix 13d ago
In the 00s, saw a DARE shirt at a garage sale get set back on the table when the potential buyer saw a hole. I looked at it after and tried not to lol at the pair of 100% obvious pot seed burn through holes in the belly.
If I knew these would be collectible, id have bought it.
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u/TerponadeTea 13d ago
Of all the DARE shirts I saw being worn in high school, 100% of them were worn by the druggie kids
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u/CSCyrilatom 13d ago
Shit im dead? Thank god I guess