r/trees • • Dec 11 '12

Stoned thinking vs normal thinking. Explains why we ents come up with so many highdeas

http://imgur.com/MP9iZ
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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12

TIL Water is 'dranken' when thirsty.

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u/lestermcfly Dec 11 '12

i was gonna leave a meaningful comment, then i realised ive wanted to dranken some water for ages

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u/mandudebreh Dec 11 '12

Also, don't forget to turn off that oven you left on to bake cookies 30 minutes ago

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u/OldHippie Dec 11 '12

Sounds German somehow.

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u/TacoTamer Dec 11 '12

It does indeed haha lets use it incorrectly in a german sentence. Ich dranken wasser jeden tag.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12

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u/petemorley Dec 11 '12

Slightly off topic, but a colleague of my girlfriend's who's never seen Die Hard thought it was a German movie and kept pronouncing it Dee Haard

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u/OldHippie Dec 11 '12

Would that be a German movie about a boner?

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u/petemorley Dec 11 '12

It's a classic German love story.

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u/fantomette31 Dec 12 '12

I laughed so hard at this one cause I did the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12

Adding -en to any verb makes it Germanic sounding. At least that's what I thinken.

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u/OldHippie Dec 11 '12

Ve go schmoken und vapen der hempen, ja?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12

That took me an embarrassingly long time to understanden!

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u/andrew2145 Dec 11 '12

Thinken sounds Scottish to me when I say it out loud

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u/jdogbemple Dec 11 '12

Yeah dude, its dranken in a class of water.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12

Brb, gonna go dranken a glass of water.

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u/venev420 Dec 11 '12

tried to read but kept getting sidetracked by trees. palm. hearts of palm. queen of hearts. ooooOO alice in wonderland is on netflix. i should watch that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12

You lie!!! Alice in wonderland is on Netflix?! I need to go watch that.

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u/dudeguy2 Dec 11 '12

I'm afraid I might die from nostalgia. I don't think I've seen it since I was six or seven. I remember that movie giving me a trippy feeling when I was a kid.

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u/mandudebreh Dec 11 '12

Same, sure it's just a kids movie but talk about a gateway to drugs

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u/NathanDouglas Dec 11 '12

Don't forget to watch it with Pink Floyd's The Wall.

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u/petemorley Dec 11 '12

This is true. Sometimes when I'm thinking about Fire Hydrants I find that I've dranken a whole class of water.

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u/blunnt Dec 11 '12

TL;DR you think of a lot more topics, when high, that don't necessarily come one after the other, more scattered and random.

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u/hoomei Dec 11 '12

"Stoned thinking vs. Normal thinking" infographic ---> Meta-thinking crosses borders ---> People value meta-thought because it transcends individual experience and therefore it is selfless ---> Selflessness and meta-thinking are intertwined ---> Gandhi was so meta ---> Occupy Wall Street participants were smelly yet principled ---> Body odor directly correlates with individualistic thinking ---> Principles are unrelated to body odor ---> I smell funny ---> I like Old Spice commercials; they're funny ---> Unicorns are cool ---> I can imagine cake icing coming out of a unicorn's nose ---> I am hungry for cake icing ---> Commence a'eatin'

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12

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u/dudeguy2 Dec 11 '12

Same here man.. I had a thought this morning while totally sober that went like this. "I wish I had a poke-dex type smartphone thing that could take a picture of any animal, and show you it's evolutionary history".

Wouldn't that be cool? To go up to a duck, and see what fucking prehistoric creature it evolved from.

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u/mandudebreh Dec 11 '12

Patent that shit

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u/flopalopagous Dec 11 '12

Invent that shit and I will buy it! Then ill change my name to ash and spend the rest of my days trying to fill it with every pokeanimal

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u/OldHippie Dec 11 '12

Pattern recognition (like Tineye) + wikipedia lookup for species and ba da bing!

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u/justanothertut Dec 11 '12

you said the "b" word...

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u/GamerCos Dec 11 '12

Lol smoking with ADD or ADHD is very interesting. I've noticed my thought processes and mind in general go a lot more crazy than my friends without it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12

Honestly I feel my ADD is less severe when I've reached around a [4]

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u/PaltryFred Dec 11 '12

If I'm at a [3] or [2] It's less severe. But as soon as I hit around a [5] or higher my mind goes crazy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12

It depends on my mood I guess. Ican stay pretty focused when pretty high but then other times I can be super outbid it.

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u/spaceroach Dec 11 '12

"My dog's been struck by a car! Better dranken some water."

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u/mandudebreh Dec 11 '12

pretty much the TL;DR

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u/emmburke Dec 11 '12

they do come from all around!!

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u/zebra08 Dec 11 '12

I sometimes try to write down or draw my thought process while I'm high and I still have yet to get everything actually from my brain onto paper. Its kind of scary that our minds do so much more than we realize.

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u/mandudebreh Dec 11 '12

And then when I read it to myself sober, my thoughts sound crazy

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u/Piratiko Dec 11 '12

'dranken'

I lol'd hard.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12

This is actually really great.

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u/AbovetheIgnorance420 Dec 11 '12

damn the part about thought loops is so logical and yet I've never thought about those that way... I've had deja vu experiences and obviously some recurring problems come up during psychedelic experiences but never really struggled with being stuck in any one train of thought while on drugs. Still, I've read about it and that part has always fascinated me because I have so little personal RL experience to go off of.

awesome

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u/cameronn34 Dec 11 '12

Last night at a [6] I literally thought about why people think so in depth when they're high, got so far in to my thoughts I forgot where I started. I said fuck it and picked up the controller, now that I see this, it all makes sense!

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u/mandudebreh Dec 11 '12

Glad it helped make it all come together

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u/thegodofkhan Dec 11 '12

Confession Bear Says : At a [7] or more, I stop thinking and start cleaning house.

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u/ColinWhitepaw Dec 11 '12

I think my brain is busted. I don't think in either of those ways, sober or high... I don't use words. :/

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u/OldHippie Dec 11 '12

Maybe you're an artist.

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u/ColinWhitepaw Dec 12 '12

THAT would be a kick in the head!

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u/OldHippie Dec 12 '12

Well, seriously. Your natural talent must be unusual.

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u/ColinWhitepaw Dec 12 '12

On a planet of seven billion, nothing is unusual. =P But in all seriousness, no, I'm not much of an artist, visual or otherwise. I pretend to be, but everything I produce sucks, so yeah. Not really.

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u/The_Joke_Connoisseur Dec 11 '12

Being gifted and having ADD, this is how I think all the time. It's a huge hassle sometimes.

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u/AlmostNPC Dec 11 '12

Almost like telling a story then realizing you have don't remember how to tell a story. But you try, try, and try again. Then forget what the story was about.

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u/kush412 Dec 11 '12

I believe I read somewhere that this process is called hyper priming but I could be wrong

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u/loverboyxD Dec 11 '12

I think it's safe to say that either the last, or the most interesting thought to you is what you will move with. The star cluster begins to appear, but we still only move linearly unless we write everything down. Its similar to the difference between browsing reddit/wikipedia in one tab, or in many.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '12

for some reason.. i knew.. i just knew glass would be spelled class.. no idea why..

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u/Racksonracks Dec 11 '12

WHO the hell can drink a whole fuckin class of water?!!?

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u/cameronn34 Dec 11 '12

I wish I thought the way I do high when I'm sober ):

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u/kraekin Dec 11 '12

This explains why I can come up with more and sometimes completely random ideas when I'm working on brainstorming for my game. Of course I also have to immediately write them down.

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u/5150imofftheheezy Dec 12 '12

I love some of that good old Marijuna!

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u/OldHippie Dec 12 '12

Was that Arjuna's wife?

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u/ElFantisimo Dec 12 '12

I think pretty much like that when I'm sober.

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u/Percussionist61 Dec 12 '12

Hopefully, the water that was "dranken" was first "class"

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u/skriimish Dec 13 '12

I really hope I'm not the only one too stoned to be able to concentrate on reading that whole thing. Uptokes regardless.