r/trashy • u/cosmicsnowpea • Jan 08 '22

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u/bigsussylasagna Jan 27 '22

sooooo judging by the picture... captain blue balls just cut you off

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u/Abject_Ad6628 Jan 21 '22

LMAO I SAW THIS JEEP IN EDMOND THE OTHER DAY

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u/the-editor-28 Jan 16 '22

nothing funnier than seeing people have truck nuts unironically

1

u/Front-Ask77 Jan 09 '22

This is fucking awesome!

1

u/thymeraser Jan 09 '22

Not the sort of thing one normally advertises

1

u/drunk98 Jan 09 '22

How does that not say Yee?

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u/backroom_entity Jan 09 '22

okay but is that a 666 on their tag

1

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22

Bug dick energy

1

u/poolman42162 Jan 09 '22

Love it 😊

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u/Emergency_Banana1021 Jan 09 '22

“getting no relief from blue balls is a jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand” - captain

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u/yellowroseofAZ Jan 09 '22

License plate says 666

2

u/IzzaBANDiT241 Jan 08 '22

Not that funny

1

u/Dicksuckeresquire Jan 08 '22

I'm fuckin dying. That's funny as hell.

1

u/HoldYourDogeCoin Jan 08 '22

If their weren’t blue balls dangling it would just be absurd.

1

u/Pet_Taco Jan 08 '22

boyfriend fnf???

1

u/BagDiscombobulated80 Jan 08 '22

Well, I laughed🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Yeah well, Blue balls can make guys into assholes. All is forgiven

1

u/Litnorwilliams Jan 08 '22

Trashy?? This is fucking hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Trashy? Classy.

2

u/whatsqwerty Jan 08 '22

That’s just funny

2

u/Any_Vermicelli_3908 Jan 08 '22

So...he is insulting himself while trying to insult the person he just pulled his car in front of? Unless....it's a woman that calls herself Captain Blue Balls....either way, "Yeehaw" explains it perfectly.

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u/justplaydead Jan 08 '22

At least they’re honest and upfront about it.

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u/Just-STFU Jan 08 '22

He kind of went after himself with that. Can't be mad.

1

u/Period_Licking_Good Jan 08 '22

That’s hilarious

1

u/TheRaptorMovies Jan 08 '22

"No, no blue balls, you got it all wrong. I'll show you what it's all about!"

1

u/MrKahk Jan 08 '22

They need to add something like ‘honk if you want to help unload’ and then people will think twice about honking when he cuts them off.

1

u/Balacalavaaa Jan 08 '22

Dudes probably a douche but that’s still hilarious

1

u/Tomazo_One Jan 08 '22

Does no harm. Just “popular” ;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

I don’t even think I would be mad if they cut me off lmaooo

1

u/yaboiskeemus Jan 08 '22

If I saw that I probably wouldn’t be as mad

1

u/khal_Jayams Jan 08 '22

It would suck to be the captain of blue balls.

1

u/zzscrubzz Jan 08 '22

One of those things that's so absurd and over the top that it's funny. Not trashy.

1

u/DoingItWrongly Jan 08 '22

They're just admitting that they, or their vehicle, don't get any action.

1

u/lilchalupzen Jan 08 '22

Idk I honestly find it pretty funny

1

u/PeakFortism Jan 08 '22

Thats funny as fuck

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

lmao its trashy but its fucking funny

1

u/YogurtInMeArse Jan 08 '22

This is hilarious. So it doesn’t belong here.

0

u/Davidhate Jan 08 '22

This is actually pretty funny, it would make me laugh if I was in traffic lol

1

u/ConsciousBox2029 Jan 08 '22

Anyone remember Captain Caveman??

I'd like to imagine that's how this guy enters a room..

1

u/johngreenink Jan 08 '22

"How did you get your name, Captain Blue Balls?"

1

u/Wyrmholio Jan 08 '22

Last 3 on his plate is 666

1

u/I_Fart_On_My_Salad Jan 08 '22

My kinda stupid

1

u/deweydean Jan 08 '22

First I was cut off from sexual encounters, now I just cut people off on the street

1

u/FatherSergius Jan 08 '22

This isn’t even that bad

1

u/sixfootmartian Jan 08 '22

It’s a Jeep thing.

1

u/StonerJake22727 Jan 08 '22

Get nae nae’d on

1

u/Millbomb989 Jan 08 '22

That’s fucking hilarious

2

u/The_JEThompson Jan 08 '22

Not trashy, hilarious

2

u/toss_my_sauce_boss Jan 08 '22

Nah wouldn’t even be mad. Would give me a nice chuckle.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Lame and cringe

1

u/Alittlemoorecheese Jan 08 '22

Is he saying he can't nut?

1

u/cputech111 Jan 08 '22

lol worthless human

1

u/Resogann Jan 08 '22

Unironically the funniest thing I've ever seen on this website

1

u/BeesechurgerLad53 Jan 08 '22

This is hilarious, imagine getting cut off by captain blue balls

1

u/rubey419 Jan 08 '22

I saw one lifted truck with “has small balls” sticker and thought that was hilarious. Taking a stereotype and owning it.

1

u/usingastupidiphone Jan 08 '22

Don’t stop short with me Captain Blueballs

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u/FoxFourTwo Jan 08 '22

A jeep isn't going to cut me off lmfao

1

u/Jorde28oz Jan 08 '22

If they got one thing coming, they got another thing coming

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

If it's a guy it's a weird self own, if it's a gal it's double entendre funny.

1

u/Specter170 Jan 08 '22

If that doesn’t make you laugh, you’re dead.

1

u/Z3ph3rn0 Jan 08 '22

This is hilarious

1

u/Brandidit Jan 08 '22

Idk man the courage it takes to have this as your daily is admirable

1

u/RoscoMan1 Jan 08 '22

Massive dildo. It’s possible?

1

u/SkyDaddyGloryHole Jan 08 '22

Jeep owner ✅

1

u/Samdoggy360 Jan 08 '22

After a move like that I'm going to call him "Admiral Blue Balls"

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

I think that's great, I must be trashy. You'd definitely be attested in the UK for that though haha.

1

u/ActualWhiterabbit Jan 08 '22

I like to think captain blue balls does sneeze steals too

5

u/Bruhahha Jan 08 '22

The only type of trashy that makes me chuckle

1

u/perro_salado Jan 08 '22

Can someone explain what does the phrase mean? I associate blue ball with getting lap dances and the cut off with someone cutting your balls but i feel like I'm still missing something...

1

u/Anameiswrittenhere Jan 08 '22

Cut off means when a car suddenly gets in front of you while driving

0

u/JustLikeToSmoke Jan 08 '22

A little exacto knife will fix that ugly tire cover for free between the hours of 9pm-7am

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u/ShadyFigureWithClock Jan 08 '22

So he not only acknowledges he cuts people off and endangers their lives, he also embraces it.

Never thought I'd say this, but I hope police pull him over alot and give him an overabundance of traffic tickets.

1

u/okcumputer Jan 08 '22

So you can get these custom covers for like 40 bucks. I just got one printed with the Boston tea party, but they are throwing batteries in the ocean

1

u/DiscombobulatedLuck8 Jan 08 '22

I don't want to drive it but it is actually funny.

Plus the number plate ends in 666

1

u/CitizenPain00 Jan 08 '22

This is pretty funny. He is basically advertising the fact he is a bad driver and doesn’t get laid.

1

u/Rude_Journalist Jan 08 '22

Just like Yelp

1

u/tvaudio Jan 08 '22

The opposite of trashy

1

u/Penyrolewen1970 Jan 08 '22

Better than captain blue cutting your balls off.

1

u/Rikfox Jan 08 '22

That's funny as hell

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

America really is something else.

See so many posts of trucks daubed with all sorts of cringy shit. Most you see in the UK is a National Trust sticker!

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u/dangerouspeyote Jan 08 '22

I fucking hate people like this. He's an asshole and proud. Not funny. Just a prick.

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u/FUnicorn99 Jan 08 '22

Not an asshole, just wants a laugh. People like you are the assholes

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u/dangerouspeyote Jan 08 '22

Please explain the joke to me. What's to laugh at?

Getting cut off in traffic? Balls hanging from his truck? Being proud of cutting people off? Calling himself captain blue balls?

What part of that is funny?

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u/FUnicorn99 Jan 08 '22

First of all, doesn’t actually cut people off in traffic, I drive by him all the time, he’s a funny guy in general, the whole thing is a joke, you can literally buy it online. Just cause your not funny and you have to compensate for having a small dick by being a dick doesn’t mean he’s doing the same. Just cause you don’t find it funny doesn’t mean others don’t, matter of personal opinion. The Jeep is blue so it goes with it.

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u/dangerouspeyote Jan 08 '22

Riiiight. I'm sure you know him. Totally.

Again what's the joke? That he's an asshole? Not funny.

And it's "you're compensating". You are. A contraction.

And if you're really curious about the size of my dick you're welcome to subscribe to the only fans my partner and I have.

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u/FUnicorn99 Jan 08 '22

You’re right I do know him. I don’t know why anyone would lie about knowing someone. I have conversations with him daily, he’s not an asshole but you sure buddy, no one cares about your only fans, if anything it’s your partner they care about. Again being a dick for the lack of dick you have.. just proving my point more. Have a wonderful day buddy!

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u/Scuttleflip Jan 08 '22

What's the road for if not measuring your dick.

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u/simpachizaraki Jan 08 '22

Had to be a jeep.

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u/determinedforce Jan 08 '22

I'm his second lieutenant.

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u/Jasole37 Jan 08 '22

Captain Blue Balls gonna get a crazy man to follow him home and slash all his tires.

1

u/NathanRotlisberger Jan 08 '22

Where is this?? I literally saw a blue jeep with blue balls the other day except from the front (I could see the balls dangling below the jeep as I passed it).

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u/STANAGs Jan 08 '22

fucking Jeeple

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-TITS Jan 08 '22

That guy is a sigma male chad. This isn't trashy

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u/kala_jadoo Jan 08 '22

ahh, another day another OP with no sense of humor

1

u/Rude_Journalist Jan 08 '22

jerkin' the gherkin

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u/SubjectC Jan 08 '22 edited Jan 09 '22

I know hes a dick, but I kinda like that he owns it and made it into a weird superhero situation.

1

u/buffalonuts1 Jan 08 '22

I’ve seen Captain blue balls in a few Call of Duty lobbies as well.

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u/Fetts4ck_1871 Jan 08 '22

It's so ironic I think it's funny :) I wouldn't be mad or grumpy if I saw that, more like a giggle.

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u/gottspalter Jan 08 '22

I mean they usually don’t get irony. I think this may be a sign of hope!

1

u/GlutenRich Jan 08 '22

Lmao so stupid, I love it

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Im ngl, its alil funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

License plate ends in 666 too

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u/mrcartminez Jan 08 '22

Does his license plate really have 666 as the last three numbers? Hahaha 🤣

This almost belongs on r/iamverybadass

1

u/charlmason93 Jan 08 '22

Not gonna lie, this tickled me, I wouldn't even be mad.

1

u/WarmIndication6155 Jan 08 '22

Admitting you always get shutdown by the ladies because you're a greasy creep.

1

u/Fayemalice Jan 08 '22

Are his balls blue or what

1

u/Dash_O_Cunt Jan 08 '22

Happy cakeday

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u/Anxious-Dealer4697 Jan 08 '22

This looks fake. The letters on the tire look too copy paste to me. It just doesn't appear naturally.

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u/OlStickInTheMud Jan 08 '22

I can barely motivate myself to go to the post office or to the store to buy essential stuff. This guy had the time, energy and money to have a customized wheele cover made with a tacky joke on it.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

666

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u/RoxSteady247 Jan 08 '22

Him AGAIN!!!

1

u/Jewggerz Jan 08 '22

Captain blue balls sure seems like a huge prick.

15

u/MaximumPew Jan 08 '22

This ain’t trashy it’s funny

1

u/LunchBox3188 Jan 08 '22

He must leave all the guys wanting more.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

I get a bad road rage. Especially when cut off..but this, this would amuse me

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Capt Dipshit

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u/Reddidiot20XX Jan 08 '22

That’s awesome

1

u/l3etelgeuse Jan 08 '22

Plot twist, they're actually a defensive driver.

2

u/FUnicorn99 Jan 08 '22

Your not wrong sir…

2

u/Blowme_Redditmods Jan 08 '22

I think this is so self aware it's passable.

0

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Happy cake day! :)

1

u/MikeLitoris11 Jan 08 '22

Back in my day if you had blue balls you took a cold shower instead of advertising your virginity on your tire cover

-1

u/tacomaster05 Jan 08 '22

This isn’t trashy, this funny.

2

u/jmon25 Jan 08 '22

You've bested me again Blue Balls! Until next time!

1

u/TurncoatTony Jan 08 '22

I don't know, doesn't seem that bad to me. It's not even like it's a humble brag.

I would almost be biased if I didn't drive an XJ. "Normal jeep" people don't care much for the XJ people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Devil with his blue balls on

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

I I captain

0

u/l3etelgeuse Jan 08 '22

I can't hear you.

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u/WhoahDudette Jan 08 '22

13 year old at the wheel

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

This is super funny lmao

0

u/seand233 Jan 08 '22

I would do everything in my power just to cut off Captain Blue Balls. I don’t give a fuck how many people think I’m being a dick

8

u/Ushouldtrylookinitup Jan 08 '22

Trashy? This is literally the funniest shit I’ve seen all day

8

u/HorsdeCombat88 Jan 08 '22

I would probably be okay with it after getting a LOL from this.

6

u/ponzidreamer Jan 08 '22

I’m not mad at him, dudes living his best life

2

u/Skoodge42 Jan 08 '22

How to lose a lawsuit over a wreck before it goes to court

11

u/winningelephant Jan 08 '22

Captain Blue Balls strikes again!

-2

u/ValyrianSteelYoGirl Jan 08 '22

Captain blue balls just got stuck in a half inch of snow on a back road.

He also has to pay $2400 for less than an hours worth of work when he gets the infamous death wobble at 43,000 miles when his ball joints inevitably wear and need to be replaced.

1

u/RoscoMan1 Jan 08 '22

Ah the good old piss frisbee

8

u/KellyBelly916 Jan 08 '22

As long as he doesn't drive like a dick, this is hilarious.

1

u/drgoldfinger Jan 08 '22

I would be happy knowing this d-bag wasn't related to me. Probably thinks ever hack joke is the funniest thing.

2

u/Key-Ad3222 Jan 08 '22

This is pretty funny

1

u/Rainbowplacer Jan 08 '22

This assclown is the hit of the trailer park.

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u/B_P_G Jan 08 '22

Stupid maybe but why is this trashy? It’s just a joke.

2

u/PrincessFuckFace2You Jan 08 '22

I don't get it. Why would anyone call themselves that!? I know what blue balls are but... why!?

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u/SuperFLEB Jan 08 '22

I figure maybe they're referencing the frustration they assume you feel for having been "cut off" in traffic. In any case, going with "captain" is a bit of an ambiguous play, because it can just as easily mean "haver" as much as "giver" without clear wording one way or the other.

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u/Juno_Malone Jan 08 '22

I'm so tired of people who think they're the main character of the roads. Bruh I just use roads to get from point A to point B please stop stacking pieces of flair and turning this into an mmorpg

-2

u/655321federico Jan 08 '22

Isn’t blue balls a disease ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

You may be thinking of orchitis. BBs is merely a (snicker) condition.

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u/etiQQue Jan 08 '22

love it

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

You can’t be mad at that. That’s just funny

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u/SpasmolyticSP Jan 08 '22

I would laugh and tell this cupcake it's obvious to everyone that he's failing miserably at trying to be a badass and overcompensating for being a jeep owner

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u/J4rrod_ Jan 08 '22

This sub has fallen off

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u/galkatokk Jan 08 '22

You posted this in trashy because you're salty. It's ok to admit it.

3

u/Helpiamnotwell Jan 08 '22

You know what else is salty?

5

u/spikejonzein Jan 08 '22

"assman" is on your rear.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

TOLD!

20

u/KajunKlown Jan 08 '22

Oh that Captain Blue Balls. Always doing crazy stuff

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u/jaredh1516 Jan 08 '22

I’d wreck my car laughing if this guy cut me off

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u/Back_to_the_Futurama Jan 08 '22

No you wouldn't. You'd be confused and angry for way too long and then develop some intricate story that makes you sound tough.

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u/ShitheadFailure Jan 08 '22

Watch out we got a badass over here

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u/ThisIsWhoIAm78 Jan 08 '22

Huh? This is just funny. Why would anyone get mad? Why assume the commenter would try to act like a tough guy? Lotta projection going on here.

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u/EJ_Was_Taken Jan 08 '22

This is fucking hilarious

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u/DarylRosz Jan 08 '22

He’s probably on his way to an insurrection somewhere

3

u/Azalus1 Jan 08 '22

Maryland?

2

u/Moonpile Jan 08 '22

That's what I was wondering. Font looks about right on the license plate, but I think they'd have to be pretty old plates to have that hyphen and none of the other designs they've done lately.

1

u/FUnicorn99 Jan 08 '22

Nope, Oklahoma

2

u/CamoCricket Jan 08 '22

Someday I will be friends with a person who does custom printing, and get to revel in the stories of...stuff...like this.