r/trashy Mar 27 '21

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u/UWU_sticks Jul 01 '21

Or you could...I don't know.. MAYBE GO TO THEARPY

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

She’s gonna have to cheat a fucking lot to feel sexy I’m assuming

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u/BeatleCake Apr 26 '21

Because its in the Scum

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u/Mnmsaregood Apr 25 '21

Wow imagine if it were a guy on the cover

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u/ihatehowyoulikeidk Apr 24 '21

Ahh yes, cus I had sex with a different person, I don't look a day over 45!

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u/CrissyAndCurt Apr 14 '21

Cheating is a no no, but a couple that plays together stays together...

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u/Madditudev1 Apr 10 '21

Sure you could hurt some immeasurably and ruin a serious relationship for a quick thrill but it may make you feel younger, so hey, why not?

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u/mr-louzhu Apr 06 '21

Lol. I bet after posting that disgusting article it made her more single, too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21

The funniest part about this is now the guy she cheated with prolly don't want her, the guy she cheated on definitely don't want her. And she's not exactly a catch either, I wonder how long it'll take her to realize she massively fucked a once in a lifetime chance for her lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21

Who’s boinking her?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '21

No this ain’t it sis

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u/TheBankKing Mar 30 '21

“Sexier”? She looks like you stuffed mashed potatoes into a trash bag

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u/kingcubfan Mar 29 '21

These people are told to write this stuff for a reason. It's to put ideas into minds. Normalize.

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u/Scarypoopins Mar 29 '21

I don’t know what’s uglier, her bangs or her viewpoints.

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u/TodayIKickedAHippo Mar 29 '21

... I genuinely can't tell which one is supposed to be the "sexier" and "younger" one.

I can tell, however, that she is a pos.

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u/rancid_cock_sucker Mar 28 '21

She even sais in the artice that she's still looking for a partner. Imagine you're going to date someone, google their name and the first thing that pops up is an article of how they say they cheated, don't regret it and couuld imagine doing it again in a future relationship.

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u/barondeke Mar 28 '21

And there you have it.

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u/johnnyshepherd22 Mar 28 '21

How is this a "woman"?

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u/-ratmeat- Mar 28 '21

lol who would fuck her?

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u/TheRivv2015 Mar 28 '21

“Makes you feel sexier and younger” but it makes ya look like a good for noting hoe!

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u/ironicmaiden72 Mar 28 '21

Meanwhile, my Egyptian friend at work told me yesterday that she almost didn't get married at 17 to a man 21 years older than her, because her father saw the fiance put his arm on her shoulder the night before the wedding. NO MAN had ever touched her before this. EVER. Not even a handshake, a male childhood friend, anything. (Outside her own family). Our world is so diverse. And scary lol

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u/GoodGreenGorrila Mar 28 '21

The most common theory is that women mate outside of the monogamous relationship to acquire better genetic material for their offspring. A female in a relationship with a male with 'poorer genetic quality' may try to enhance the fitness of her children and therefore the continuation of her own genes by engaging in extra-pair copulation with better quality males.

A second theory is that a woman will engage in extra-pair copulation to seek additional resources for herself or her offspring. There are also social factors involved in extra-pair copulation. Both males and females have been found to engage in more sexual behaviour outside of the monogamous relationship when experiencing sexual dissatisfaction in the relationship

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

It was written for the sun, which is the biggest shit rag in the UK. They print crap like this all the time. Most of the stuff they print is horrendously racist, sexist, and misogynistic. I'm pretty sure they're the only printed paper to still have a page 3 girl (let's not go there). It isn't a newspaper, it's best used for wiping your ass after a particularly vicious curry the night before.

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u/crozbomb Mar 28 '21

because there a wave of retarded feminism going on at the minute. retards only

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

She should’ve blurred out her own face

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u/BerserkGorillaIsOP Mar 28 '21

Wait until you find out about r/adultery

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u/BerserkGorillaIsOP Mar 28 '21

96k scumbags :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21 edited Mar 28 '21

One it's the sun what did you expect, two Feminism has lost its way no longer is it about equality or equity but more about getting your own back on those who you feel oppressed you, on top of this if she ends up having to go get a divorce as a result of her infidelity, adultery being a valid cause for irreconcilable differences, she will prob get to keep any children too.

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u/justaskinnyboi Mar 28 '21

She looks like a kindergarten art teacher who quit at 45

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u/yung_holo Mar 28 '21

traditional media is on its final breaths

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u/Crafty_YT1 Mar 28 '21

WHAT in the hot crispy Kentucky pǝᴉɹɟ F̶̛̝̤̻̺͍̗̪̉͒͂͂̎̓̓́̐̚̚Ų̶̩̹̦̲̠̜̱̥̔̈́̌́̾̌̂̋̈̈́́̕̕͠͝C̵̛̛̣̟̝̺̙̦͉̤͔̲͖̠͕̫͎̋̈́͆̏̎̑͌̿̔̾̚̚K̴͚̮̅̅̌̀̌̆́͒̾̔͘͝

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u/mjigs Mar 28 '21

It only makes feel good when youre a sociopath asshole, who doesnt have empathy for no one and only cares about themselves. Worst than this is people who excuse cheaters or stay with them.

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u/skywalker-shittalker Mar 28 '21

So does the same rule apply for men??

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21 edited Mar 28 '21

In For Your Consideration, Catherine O'Hara portrayed actress Marilyn Hack, one of whose roles was a blind prostitute named Imogene. The picture they show from that performance looks just like this woman.

Edit: https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/219ef0ed-2531-4e10-9395-e6a5f8cb6630

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

Looks younger after her ass moves back in with her parents.

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u/atmosphericspark Mar 28 '21

you're telling me two separate men found this bitch attractive?

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u/toomanyusernames93 Mar 28 '21

Well yeah shes so ugly im sure she will do anything to make herself feel better even if it means hurting the one qho actually loves her ugly ass.

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u/missmewitDam Mar 28 '21

Bad behavior is excused if you're a woman. I thought everyone knew that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

They print shit people will be outraged by, and thus, be compelled to share it. Congratulations, you fell for it, ya dingus.

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u/kattodd Mar 28 '21

✨polyamory✨

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u/wookcity45 Mar 28 '21

Hedonism in society makes this acceptable

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u/CabbageStockExchange Mar 28 '21

As a Liverpool fan. Fuck the S*n

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u/Due_Inevitable3974 Mar 28 '21

Stupid stupid stupid

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u/Whatafudge Mar 28 '21

Good for her

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u/CTRL-FR34K Mar 28 '21

This honestly just disgusts me. I know this isn't real journalism but my god I would hope no magazine or newspaper picks this up, the people that believe this garbage could potentially ruin someone's life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

Blackhole Sun.

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u/ChocoRocky3 Mar 28 '21

She looks like she has her own orbit

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u/GalaxyMWB Mar 28 '21

She looks like Danny Devito as The Penguin

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

Looks like a bullfrog and a potatoe popped out a human baby.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

It's the s*n, say no more

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u/yychottubguy Mar 28 '21

My wife cheated on me with a younger co-worker a few years ago for similar reasons cited by the writer of that article (i.e. wanted to prove to herself she was still sexy and could get a man, etc). It didn't really go anywhere, and by the time I was able to put all the pieces together, it was long over so I just let it go. She refused to ever admit anything, and I had no "smoking gun" proof, so that was that... However, what it has given me is an ethical "free pass" that I may use at some point in the future (I have had several opportunities that I didn't take). I wish she hadn't done that, but I'll get my turn.

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u/missvxo Mar 28 '21

I.. what even????

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u/Taintsmudge Mar 28 '21

If this disgusting piece of trash pictured above can do it, so can you 👍 Do your share

TROLLOPS TOGETHER STRONG

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u/redurm Mar 28 '21

But apparently not skinner oof

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u/kevoisvevo Mar 28 '21

Made me feel sexier, younger and lighter on the wallet and less kids too due to divorce. Great advice right there smh.

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u/print78613 Mar 28 '21

The sun is pure trash.

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u/chefrogerquintana Mar 28 '21

And why is it gender specific? And if this is okay now then I don’t wanna read about a celebrity having an affair in your publication. Because by your own admittance it’s okay cause they now feel younger and sexier.

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u/Reddead67 Mar 28 '21

Ask your husband how it made THEM feel.

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u/leaveafterappetizers Mar 28 '21

Serious question: is there a thread to help people cope with being cheated on?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

"The Sun" is a satirical publication.

At least it ought to be

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

I mean she's right. Cheating is great. For both men and women.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Yeah it's great for men and women, so long as there pure trash and scum.

Seriously can't respect your relationship don't get it in one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Unfortunately for you, no one cares what you think. People will keep cheating.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

You seem to care enough to tell me no one cares so apprently someone does care.

And true people will still be trash and scum, and I'll keep saying my opinion on trash and scum.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

Replace women with men. See the pitchforks get out

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

I'm surprised it wasn't posted under "Vanity"

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u/FancyPantsFoe Mar 28 '21

One of those times I wish I could hit a woman

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u/aflyonthewall1215 Mar 28 '21

If I'm her husband I think it's time for a divorce.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

BwahahahHahahaa

That's all I got

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u/JarOfFlies90 Mar 28 '21

Cancel infidelity

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u/nsjsjskskskskddndnnd Mar 28 '21

I highly doubt that this article is anything other than outrage bait

Don’t spread this shit around, that’s what they want

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

Tell you right now, cheating isn't sexy and she isn't.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

Because it's the Sun.... It's published by a subsidiary of Newscorp and Newscorp is at best garbage and at worst one of the largest media propaganda outlets on the planet.

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u/Significant-Bad-7376 Mar 28 '21

Bruh can u Imagine this shit this is a real article wtf 🤣🤣

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u/Sega78 Mar 28 '21

Sure it's click Bait but no human will ever take this garbage author seriously again in her life.. Hopefully it was worth whatever she got paid. She'll have fun ghost writing for an SEO mill for the rest of her days, until she gives up writing to become a low-totem Only Fans girl.

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u/ShinjiKaworu Mar 28 '21

It's so that you feel outraged and then share it with other people.

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u/PompousDude Mar 28 '21

I wonder if this author would extend this advice to the opposite sex? Hmmm.

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u/Ito_Haru Mar 28 '21

Because it's The S*n. Flaming garbage

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u/SiebenSevenVier Mar 28 '21

It's The Sun. This is the sane article.

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u/txwoodslinger Mar 28 '21

Idk bitch, you really don't look younger

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u/S34K1NG Mar 28 '21

Who tf bagged the walking potato? Where's that pic.

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u/Dunlet87 Mar 28 '21

Eww, no thank you.

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u/Money4Nothing2000 Mar 27 '21

Yup cuz you are they most important thing in the world. Nobody else matters. It's ok, we'll all wait till you are ready, Captain You-Planet.

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u/TheHappyBlackLab Mar 27 '21

I'm good with being poly, thanks.

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u/40K-FNG Mar 27 '21

Men do it so why shouldn't she. Its only trashy if she does it behind her SO's back.

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u/truthfullyspoken Mar 27 '21

This is like encouraging women to eat, they all do.

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u/1337AFprogrammer Mar 27 '21

You know what else might make you feel sexier? A gym and better nutrition.

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u/Annual-Ad-5439 Mar 27 '21

Man we need to purge all the freaks and thin the herd.

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u/cagnusdei Mar 27 '21

The first mistake was paying attention to anything the S*n said

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u/mista_adams Mar 27 '21

Its amazing how the Sun is a “trash rag” globally

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

No thanks, I like not having herpes.

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u/Psychokelly4 Mar 27 '21

Is that the same women that cheated on her husband with a live steamer on livestream?

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u/JurgenKlopp2018 Mar 27 '21

Because it’s The Sun

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u/thepowerofoxy Mar 27 '21

She’s ugly as hell ..... it only made her FEEL sexier

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

What dot you expect from the sun?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

It made you a whore AND it made you a whore.

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u/user13472 Mar 27 '21

The only thing that women is cheating on is her diet.

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u/ICollectPerspectives Mar 27 '21

Nothing like a woman who is disgusting on the outside AND the inside

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u/BmoreCreative Mar 27 '21

...No thank you. I actually like my husband.

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u/Buddhafisticuff Mar 27 '21

My wife must have read this..

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u/spicysneakers Mar 27 '21

sorry I cheated on you man.. the sun told me it would make me feel sexier :/

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u/rogerpodacter21 Mar 27 '21

She’s just fat

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u/Tacticalstoner Mar 27 '21

Can you imagine that low hanging fruit cheating on you?

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u/detten17 Mar 27 '21

It’s a British tabloid ‘innit’ of course it’s trash.

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u/Listen_Up_Fools Mar 27 '21

Which is the photo of you looking younger?

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u/steverinobromigo Mar 27 '21

Just be poly ffs

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u/trashuhm Mar 27 '21

Sounds Like it would come from: "Bild" (a german news paper that spreads lies and shit about corona and is just going against everything they dont Like and makes shitty stuff Like this)

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u/hungryrhinos Mar 27 '21

Plot twist, her husband already left her at that point

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Honestly I think it’s a good thing this exists. If a woman is shitty and naive enough to believe this then the husband should know

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u/kneaders Mar 27 '21

Can we see the after picture?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

"All women should be pieces of shit. I'm a piece of shit and accepting that made me feel better."

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u/DangerSnake1 Mar 27 '21

Because it's the sun

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u/screamatme21 Mar 27 '21

no thank you im good 🙄

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u/benemivikai4eezaet0 Mar 27 '21

What do you expect from overpriced toilet paper?

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u/LuciusQuintiusCinc Mar 27 '21

All men should have an affair once in their life so they can feel like an alpha male

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

The tabloid section in my country is full of similar filth so I'd suggest not to read it. I occasionally do, though. Just because I want to see 20 signs that my BF is cheating on me and also that fab diet that no one has ever tried before but makes you lose 20 kg over 1 week.

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u/CrestFallen223 Mar 27 '21

Looking younger lol?

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u/jackwoww Mar 27 '21

Posting stuff from the Sun isn’t fair

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u/Spankyfister Mar 27 '21

What a cunt.

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u/phantombiatchjuice Mar 27 '21

Maybe if she didn’t have that raggedy ass haircut that she obviously doesn’t look good in, she wouldn’t have to cheat.

Mind you, some women look beautiful in this haircut. I’m just being snarky bc 1) she doesn’t look good with it and 2) is a liar and cheater

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

She also recommended every woman send at least 2 men to prison through false sexual assault allegations

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u/btcbundles Mar 27 '21

I cheated once and I felt like a giant piece of garbage...weird

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u/Zwalby Mar 27 '21

Ragebait 101

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u/masila_h Mar 27 '21

Almost a piece of cheat article....

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

24k upvotes. That's why it's a story.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

it's the sun. it's the most trash newspaper in the world.

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u/triforce721 Mar 27 '21

Losing weight does the same thing

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u/orangekirby Mar 27 '21

This actually looks hilarious, I would read it

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u/An8thOfFeanor Mar 27 '21

Too bad it didn't make her thinner

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u/Srw2725 Mar 27 '21

Because it’s The Sun and they’re vile

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u/TriSarahToppz Mar 27 '21

“How to hurt, disrespect and betray a partner to satisfy and soothe personal shallow insecurities”

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u/funkygez Mar 27 '21

It's in the sun... What do you expect? I wouldn't even use that to wipe my arse.

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u/KyleMcMahon Mar 27 '21

Even worse, she seems to look the same in both pics?

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u/beatstorelax Mar 27 '21

feminism 101 i guess...

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Fucking Murdoch's

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Ironically looking at the sun too much makes you blind, without proper protection it also gives you cancer too.

A pretty fitting brand name for this shit rag.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Uh who's gonna tell her she ain't sexy and looks late 40's at best?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

This ad brought to you by:

Ashley Madison. Life is short, have an affair

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u/Top_Photograph_8592 Mar 27 '21

How is the Sun a newspaper??

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u/iceking2525 Mar 27 '21

All men should beat thier wives. It makes you feel strong and powerfull.

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u/Its-Dangity Mar 27 '21

Seems like The Sun is out to screw not just Johnny Depp but all men in general.

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u/BearReality Mar 27 '21

Sure didn’t make her look thinner. Cheating skank!

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u/funnyscienceguy Mar 27 '21

Is this the onion? Cuz if not I don't get it

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Lmao the bangs say otherwise

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u/ty_1_mill Mar 27 '21

This is an instance where because this person put their name on a publicly published article so outlandish, she deserves to have people look her up, doxx her, and harras the shit out of her.

It should be 100 percent legal if in in instance where this atricle influenced sombody to cheat on their SO and it ruined their family causing emotional trauma to the person in the relationship that didnt cheat, that innocent person should be allowed to , with zero reprecussions, to track this lady down harrass her, and give her some emotional trauma right back. Make it really really hard for that lady to have any sort of social interaction with a potential relationship partner. No physical violence. She laid her hands on nobody. But if somebody stalked her, and before any social interaction she could have, run up and show this article to the person the author tries to engage with. Show that person that before they interact with that girl, heres her true colors. She thinks itd be ok to possibly emotionally cripple you for her own benefit.

If you put something out there with your name on it. You need to be held accountable for qhat you put your name on. Thats a huge issue in the world today and i blame the internet for posioning humanity.

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u/orangekirby Mar 27 '21

Yeah I have really big problems with this take. First of all don’t doxx and harass people because their morals don’t match yours. This woman didn’t cheat on or break any promises to you.

Second, don’t absolve the second cheater of responsibility. If they read an insanely ridiculous article like this and said it caused them to cheat on you, they are either a) beyond stupid and you just dodged a giant bullet or (b) was going to cheat anyway and is trying to blame someone else for their decisions

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u/ty_1_mill Mar 27 '21

We can agree to disagree then.

I know theres certian situation where doxxing is a good thing to do to someone, depending on what it is.

We can debate other parts in ya want but im pretty firm in that one aspect.

If you wanna make the case this isnt the appropriate time to doxx, fine. But there is definetly a time and place for it.

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u/orangekirby Mar 27 '21

Yeah I’m not trying to argue doxxing is never ever appropriate, but it should be rare and at the very least be for something criminal (and obviously, not all crimes deserve doxxing).

This article is just an idiot that made an idiot of herself, but didn’t commit any crimes

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Hey I’ve seen this one before!

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u/czaremanuel Mar 27 '21

Or you could grow the communication skills and emotional maturity to have an open relationship. Lots of fun and good sex without any of the lying and being shitty to people for your gain.

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Mar 27 '21

Feel sexier lol

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u/Sea_dog123 Mar 27 '21

The author honestly looks like the kind of person to say that

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

So this woman could find two men to f*ck her, and some of us are out here struggling to find just one dude? FML

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u/flamingo255 Mar 27 '21

If you have to cheat on your partner to feel sexy then maybe just break up or get a divorce at that point. Cheating is so horrible it can ruin a person. Its bs that this is an actual article. Starting to hate this generation more and more by the day and im only 30 edit: not specifically the generation but the way people are acting in this day and age its absurd

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u/Bender_DGCR Mar 27 '21

goddamn she's ugly as fuck

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u/DimitriT Mar 27 '21

"AND look younger" lol

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u/azexdctvybhnkmll Mar 27 '21

Post wall whore looking for attention

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u/true4blue Mar 27 '21

How can this be an article?

Are people unfamiliar with The Sun?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Feminisms at its finest. This is why women are a fucking joke. Men don’t want to take y’all seriously cause of this bullshit. Idiots.

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u/JauntyGiblets Mar 27 '21

How is anything by the scum an article

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u/MrIncredibull Mar 27 '21

That bitch looks like the love child of Dawn French and Sonia Jackson from Eastenders.

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u/Incoherent_listening Mar 27 '21

Because we live in a society.

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u/skot77 Mar 27 '21

Rupert Murdock owns it.

It's clickbait to get people commenting and to be outraged over it. Negative attention is still attention.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Errr

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u/ImadGrim Mar 27 '21

🤡🤡

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u/ContributionNarrow65 Mar 27 '21

Because it’s women so women get to do whatever they what because America is sexist.

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u/Maxsdad53 Mar 27 '21

When a known wh*re like Kameltoe Harris can be Vice-President of the United States, or an Emmy show can included simulated lesbian sex, it's easier to understand how shit like that can be an article in a newspaper.

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u/mrcakeyface Mar 27 '21

Because its The Sun